Cheap cross-cutter shredder?

Shredders are for losers. A good way to make sure your documents are safe is to burn them. The best way, however, is to eat them.

[quote name='WAJedi']Shredders are for losers. A good way to make sure your documents are safe is to burn them. The best way, however, is to eat them.[/QUOTE]
Yes, but I am on a high fiber diet. I've been dropping bricks lately and I'm afraid more of the same will happen with a high paper diet.

That would be great if I could get Shredder to shred all of my sensititve documents and credit cards.