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jlarlee

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Ok I'm at my local BX (for those of you who don't know what a BX is it is a Walmart like store on military instalations that is tax free) looking at the games when a guy comes up asking for a Barbie horse game for his daughter. The clerk tells the guy that it seems they are out but he will check the back since they sell so fast. (Which disturbingly is probably true) But the kicker was when he told the guy that he was surprised they even still had gallop racers. Anyways I suddenly had a picture of some five year old girl trying to figure out GR and than becoming extremely addicted to gambling. I started laughing out loud and walked away andprobably freaked out the dad and the clerk. As I was walking away I heard the clerk say back when I worked at Gamestop.
 
Cmon a little girl trying to play a horse racing simulator. Must just be me. I fail to see how a barbie horse game and GR have anything in common besides horses
 
[quote name='jlarlee']Cmon a little girl trying to play a horse racing simulator. Must just be me. I fail to see how a barbie horse game and GR have anything in common besides horses[/quote]

Yea... with the huge glut of horse games I don't see how he could mistake one for the other.... [/sarcasm]
 
[quote name='punqsux']you guys suck! im quitting cag![/quote]

Cmon man you are capable to do something more original
 
[quote name='jlarlee'][quote name='punqsux']you guys suck! im quitting cag![/quote]

Cmon man you are capable to do something more original[/quote]

its not the originallity, its the repetiton thats the humor.

also i found your story mildy entertaining, i was more refering to all the thread crappers
 
[quote name='punqsux'][quote name='jlarlee'][quote name='punqsux']you guys suck! im quitting cag![/quote]

Cmon man you are capable to do something more original[/quote]

its not the originallity, its the repetiton thats the humor.

also i found your story mildy entertaining, i was more refering to all the thread crappers[/quote]

True but what kind of impression are you leaving on the young CAGs? lol
 
The clerk tells the guy that it seems they are out but he will check the back since they sell so fast. (Which disturbingly is probably true)

Very true. Last year, we couldn't keep that game in stock. It was one of the first to go.. it was usually gone a few hours after we got it in.

Still doesn't beat Mario Kart: DD, though. I literally opened the box and picked up the games.. and people took the games out of my hand and ran to the register. Now that was impressive.
 
[quote name='jlarlee'][quote name='punqsux'][quote name='jlarlee'][quote name='punqsux']you guys suck! im quitting cag![/quote]

Cmon man you are capable to do something more original[/quote]

its not the originallity, its the repetiton thats the humor.

also i found your story mildy entertaining, i was more refering to all the thread crappers[/quote]

True but what kind of impression are you leaving on the young CAGs? lol[/quote]

Exactly. After all, we WANT thread crapping here. We need more of it! Go go thread crappers!!1! :roll:
 
[quote name='Scorch']
The clerk tells the guy that it seems they are out but he will check the back since they sell so fast. (Which disturbingly is probably true)

Very true. Last year, we couldn't keep that game in stock. It was one of the first to go.. it was usually gone a few hours after we got it in.

Still doesn't beat Mario Kart: DD, though. I literally opened the box and picked up the games.. and people took the games out of my hand and ran to the register. Now that was impressive.[/quote]

Now I know why they keep making that crap
 
I have a similar kind of story you guys may or may not find funny.

About 18 years ago, my brother and I would go to daycare every morning while my mom would go to work and college.

When we came home, my uncle would watch us until our mom got out of school.

Now sometimes when we were good at daycare, they'd let our parents bring a movie for the entire daycare to watch.

Well the day came when it was my mom's turn and before we left for daycare, she quickly looked through some tapes that my uncle rented that were laying on top of the tv. She found Pinocchio, one of kid's favorite movies, right?

Well the time came for us to watch the movie. At first everything seemed fine, but when Pinocchio met the magical fairy, it wasn't his nose that grew longer.

The teachers were quick to turn off the tv, but the damage had been done. Of course when my mom found out, she was incredibly embarrassed and was pretty upset at my uncle for bringing that stuff in the house.

I still attribute that moment in my childhood for being the main reason for my strangeness today.
 
:shock: wow I never had that happen to me but I am still strange.
Well many other strange things did happen so I guess it makes sense.
 
[quote name='Grave_Addiction']I have a similar kind of story you guys may or may not find funny.

About 18 years ago, my brother and I would go to daycare every morning while my mom would go to work and college.

When we came home, my uncle would watch us until our mom got out of school.

Now sometimes when we were good at daycare, they'd let our parents bring a movie for the entire daycare to watch.

Well the day came when it was my mom's turn and before we left for daycare, she quickly looked through some tapes that my uncle rented that were laying on top of the tv. She found Pinocchio, one of kid's favorite movies, right?

Well the time came for us to watch the movie. At first everything seemed fine, but when Pinocchio met the magical fairy, it wasn't his nose that grew longer.

The teachers were quick to turn off the tv, but the damage had been done. Of course when my mom found out, she was incredibly embarrassed and was pretty upset at my uncle for bringing that stuff in the house.

I still attribute that moment in my childhood for being the main reason for my strangeness today.[/quote]

HAHA now thats some funny stuff!
 
[quote name='Grave_Addiction']I have a similar kind of story you guys may or may not find funny.

About 18 years ago, my brother and I would go to daycare every morning while my mom would go to work and college.

When we came home, my uncle would watch us until our mom got out of school.

Now sometimes when we were good at daycare, they'd let our parents bring a movie for the entire daycare to watch.

Well the day came when it was my mom's turn and before we left for daycare, she quickly looked through some tapes that my uncle rented that were laying on top of the tv. She found Pinocchio, one of kid's favorite movies, right?

Well the time came for us to watch the movie. At first everything seemed fine, but when Pinocchio met the magical fairy, it wasn't his nose that grew longer.

The teachers were quick to turn off the tv, but the damage had been done. Of course when my mom found out, she was incredibly embarrassed and was pretty upset at my uncle for bringing that stuff in the house.

I still attribute that moment in my childhood for being the main reason for my strangeness today.[/quote]

WHOA .. TEH PINOCCHIO PORNO!

But seriously, can I borrow it?
 
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