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#271 The Crotch   I was famous and I was powerful. CAGiversary!   14418 Posts   Joined 8.7 Years Ago  

Posted 03 February 2013 - 11:09 PM

You gotta stop doing these things without posting the patch notes.

It wasn't what was in the patch notes that busted the game. It was all the shit that accidentally slipped in.

Like, the TR tank has a "siege mode" that makes it shoot faster and makes its projectiles fly faster, right? But nobody uses it, so they figured they'd buff it. Projectile velocity was supposed to go up 20%. But someone misplaced a decimal, so it ended up going 200%, effectively turning TR tanks into giant, explosive sniper rifles firing shells at twice the speed of sound.

Stability and optimization were major parts of this patch, but for a lot of people - myself included - it's become far worse. A lot of people have had to totally disable foliage and shadows just to make the game playable, and even then, there are huge dips (and really weird graphical errors) whenever a MAX starts firing its AA guns. Whereas before I never saw dips below 40 FPS with almost everything maxed, now the game will often rapidly fluctuate between 10 and 60 FPS with my settings slightly lower than before.

Or take the Vanu tank, which is known for its mobility. Somehow they managed to bring in a bug that made it damn near impossible for the thing to strafe while moving forward, effectively turning it into one of the least-mobile tanks in the game.

There was a hotfix shortly after that patch. I'm not entirely sure what it corrected, though I know Vanu got their tank un-fucked. Unfotunately, some other tanks (and base defence turrets) lost their ability to fire their guns completely.

EDIT: Oh, and lockons! I forgot. The lockon notification is bugged. You get warned for the first missile and none after that, apparently. I dunno; I just play infantry. But that's the complaint I've been hearing.

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#272 BlueScrote   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   4820 Posts   Joined 7.8 Years Ago  

BlueScrote

Posted 03 February 2013 - 11:45 PM

Fuck combat its all about dat stealth kills. You can stealth kill everyone in the demo except the first three cyborg ninjas and the final boss.

And do you mean like quick combo into the other enemy sorta like in batman? Or do you mean running?


I wasn't sure if it was meant to be played as a stealth Game or not. I mean a move to easily combo from one enemy into another.


It wasn't what was in the patch notes that busted the game. It was all the shit that accidentally slipped in.

Like, the TR tank has a "siege mode" that makes it shoot faster and makes its projectiles fly faster, right? But nobody uses it, so they figured they'd buff it. Projectile velocity was supposed to go up 20%. But someone misplaced a decimal, so it ended up going 200%, effectively turning TR tanks into giant, explosive sniper rifles firing shells at twice the speed of sound.
hey managed to bring in a bug that made it damn near impossible for the thing to strafe while moving forward, effectively turning it into one of the least-mobile tanks in the game.


The decimal place thing is hilarious.

#273 Mega Man   SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT CAGiversary!   17083 Posts   Joined 5.5 Years Ago  

Posted 04 February 2013 - 01:18 AM

I wasn't sure if it was meant to be played as a stealth Game or not. I mean a move to easily combo from one enemy into another.



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That's a no batman perfected that doe.

easy wins for ravens
ggnore

#274 BlueScrote   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   4820 Posts   Joined 7.8 Years Ago  

BlueScrote

Posted 04 February 2013 - 01:42 AM

Lights out dawgs

#275 Mega Man   SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT CAGiversary!   17083 Posts   Joined 5.5 Years Ago  

Posted 04 February 2013 - 04:00 AM

Some shithole in africa just got a shipment of 49ers hats and shirts.

#276 Mega Man   SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT CAGiversary!   17083 Posts   Joined 5.5 Years Ago  

Posted 04 February 2013 - 04:02 AM

werd?
http://www.ign.com/a...rn-to-its-roots

#277 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   16245 Posts   Joined 6.6 Years Ago  

Posted 04 February 2013 - 04:21 AM

I feel like I read somewhere recently that they said they couldn't return to RE's "roots."

I also feel like Leon's campaign in RE6 was suppose to be a return to its "roots."

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#278 CaptainJoel   Where there's Smoke, there's Fire CAGiversary!   13946 Posts   Joined 5.8 Years Ago  

CaptainJoel

Posted 04 February 2013 - 04:42 AM

I think Kunta Kintae has something to say about Roots.

#279 j-cart   PAPER TRAILS on a mountain CAGiversary!   5539 Posts   Joined 5.6 Years Ago  

Posted 04 February 2013 - 04:42 AM

I just got dinged for malware when trying to get onto this specific page of CAG...


I think Kunta Kintae has something to say about Roots.



There is a lot to be said about Kunta. He goes from a slave to a blind black guy, who then becomes the Chief Engineering Officer of the USS Enterprise.

#280 whoknows   Time and Eternity for all of time and eternity CAGiversary!   35211 Posts   Joined 10.7 Years Ago   Has been playing Time and Eternity
PS3

Posted 04 February 2013 - 04:45 AM

werd?
http://www.ign.com/a...rn-to-its-roots



Going back to their roots means 3-5 hour games again. Pass.

you are a pillar of the video game/gaming community.  

 

Thanks you are truly a pillar of the community!

 

It's because of pillars like you, I remain in this community.  Thank you!

 

Spoken like a true pillar. The community sends its many thanks.

 

 


#281 hankmecrankme   Drunken Jesus CAGiversary!   17385 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

hankmecrankme

Posted 04 February 2013 - 05:00 AM

Ate some fat ass burritos today, $4 a pop for Chipotle sized ones, were awesome. Drank screwdrivers and Mexican beers all day, ate wings and guacamole while watching Stuporbowl, was a good time. And now I'm watching Silent Hill Revelation, which is a revelation. Great day.

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#282 The Crotch   I was famous and I was powerful. CAGiversary!   14418 Posts   Joined 8.7 Years Ago  

Posted 04 February 2013 - 06:47 AM

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Also, medics and engineers are EXP-printing machines in Planetside.

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#283 j-cart   PAPER TRAILS on a mountain CAGiversary!   5539 Posts   Joined 5.6 Years Ago  

Posted 04 February 2013 - 07:49 AM

Is this planet side thing worth playing if plan to spend zero dollars?

#284 The Crotch   I was famous and I was powerful. CAGiversary!   14418 Posts   Joined 8.7 Years Ago  

Posted 04 February 2013 - 08:05 AM

Hope so, since I don't plan on spending any more than that.

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#285 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   16245 Posts   Joined 6.6 Years Ago  

Posted 04 February 2013 - 08:15 AM

I'm never going to understand your Obama photoshops.

Unless it's some crazy sexual fantasy, than yeah, I understand that.

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#286 The Crotch   I was famous and I was powerful. CAGiversary!   14418 Posts   Joined 8.7 Years Ago  

Posted 04 February 2013 - 08:29 AM

Not my photoshops. They all belong to a crazy ex-Disney employee who really loves his cats. Here, have some more:

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Also, j-cart: if you do start playing Planetside 2, join the server "Helios" on the Terran side.

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#287 luxuria   Memories of You CAGiversary!   5522 Posts   Joined 4.4 Years Ago  

Posted 04 February 2013 - 08:33 AM

I might have drank too much.

Planetside is pretty fun. Get a big squad, back-door, wreck face.

#288 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   16245 Posts   Joined 6.6 Years Ago  

Posted 04 February 2013 - 08:58 AM

Guys, Leda got a new tattoo. I'll be nice, unlike Crotch, and put them behind a spoiler.

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And here's some regular pictures of Leda just because

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I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#289 The Crotch   I was famous and I was powerful. CAGiversary!   14418 Posts   Joined 8.7 Years Ago  

Posted 04 February 2013 - 09:07 AM

Zionist puppet.

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#290 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   16245 Posts   Joined 6.6 Years Ago  

Posted 04 February 2013 - 09:08 AM

Canadian.

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#291 Mega Man   SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT CAGiversary!   17083 Posts   Joined 5.5 Years Ago  

Posted 04 February 2013 - 11:55 AM

Dat psylocke tattoo is pretty awesome I've gained some respect for her as a person and a lover of x-men maybe I've rushed to judgment in my opinion of her.

#292 mrspicytacoman   Apply Ubik only as directed CAGiversary!   1884 Posts   Joined 4.0 Years Ago  

mrspicytacoman

Posted 04 February 2013 - 12:05 PM

how can u have sex with a chick that has a big ol davie bowie on her thigh?
doggie for life i guess

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#TrueGamer


#293 CaptainJoel   Where there's Smoke, there's Fire CAGiversary!   13946 Posts   Joined 5.8 Years Ago  

CaptainJoel

Posted 04 February 2013 - 02:26 PM

That Bowie tat insures that I would do terribly amazing things to her.

#294 corrosivefrost   I created this world and you can't keep me here. CAGiversary!   39424 Posts   Joined 9.8 Years Ago  

corrosivefrost

Posted 04 February 2013 - 03:31 PM

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#295 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   16245 Posts   Joined 6.6 Years Ago  

Posted 04 February 2013 - 04:28 PM

how can u have sex with a chick that has a big ol davie bowie on her thigh?
doggie for life i guess


Bowie makes a surprisingly good target for ejaculation.

That Bowie tat insures that I would do terribly amazing things to her.


If anybody, I would want it to be you.

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Yeah! Fuckin MOBAs! I bet you're excited frosty!

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#296 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   16245 Posts   Joined 6.6 Years Ago  

Posted 04 February 2013 - 04:44 PM

This is ridiculously awesome.

http://www.dailymail...l#axzz2Jg3bIuQ6

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#297 corrosivefrost   I created this world and you can't keep me here. CAGiversary!   39424 Posts   Joined 9.8 Years Ago  

corrosivefrost

Posted 04 February 2013 - 04:53 PM

Bowie makes a surprisingly good target for ejaculation.



If anybody, I would want it to be you.



Yeah! Fuckin MOBAs! I bet you're excited frosty!


I'm not excited, but I'm not annoyed either... if it's got enough MP support and the netcode is good, a bunch of us can play it.

Has anyone played it -- what's it play like exactly? Is it fun? I remember liking the PS2 LOTR games that were sort of like the baldur's gate games for PS2.

#298 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   16245 Posts   Joined 6.6 Years Ago  

Posted 04 February 2013 - 04:58 PM

It's a licensed-MOBA that you have to pay for, so a thrid-rate LoL or DotA.

It's not that great.

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#299 j-cart   PAPER TRAILS on a mountain CAGiversary!   5539 Posts   Joined 5.6 Years Ago  

Posted 04 February 2013 - 05:21 PM

Hope so, since I don't plan on spending any more than that.


Also, j-cart: if you do start playing Planetside 2, join the server "Helios" on the Terran side.



I'll d/l it when I get the chance.

I might have drank too much.

Planetside is pretty fun. Get a big squad, back-door, wreck face.



Sounds fun.


It's a licensed-MOBA that you have to pay for, so a thrid-rate LoL or DotA.

It's not that great.



It is pretty meh. Decent attempt at a MOBA, but it just doesnt have the same flair as DotA2 or LoL.

In DotA2 news, I seem to have not lost my touch... Who wants to form groups?

#300 luxuria   Memories of You CAGiversary!   5522 Posts   Joined 4.4 Years Ago  

Posted 04 February 2013 - 06:00 PM

Also, j-cart: if you do start playing Planetside 2, join the server "Helios" on the Terran side.


You're doing it wrong. Vanu > Terran.

PS Stuff

Still not Sleeping Dogs.

This is ridiculously awesome.

http://www.dailymail...l#axzz2Jg3bIuQ6


Should have gotten Hansen instead. :bouncy:

In DotA2 news, I seem to have not lost my touch... Who wants to form groups?


Game will never make sense to me.