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I OBJECT To me not winning Phoenix Wright


#1 Space_car   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   1 Posts   Joined 8.1 Years Ago  

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Posted 08 February 2007 - 05:21 PM

As a person who some day might consider entering into law school. I feel it is paramount to both myself and society in general that I receive some top notch legal training as soon as possible. As we all know in the future all courtroom appearances will be done virtually via the Internet and decisions will be made via tapping your computer screen with a stylus. (An idea that spawned from our present day DS).

What most people don’t understand is that the Phoenix Wright “games” are actually a legal simulator send back in time from the future, and are meant to train this generation of young would be virtual lawyers for what’s to come.

The Judges and lawyers of the future made a calculated decision to place this legal simulator in the form of a “game” as not to create wide spread riots and chaos in our current legal system. But do not be fooled although this simulator is sold as a “game” the cases tried in it are actual cases that will take place in virtual court of the future.

Much like Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure movie (Wild stallions rule!!) I feel the one-day I will be the greatest virtual lawyer of all time. It would be a true shame to deny the world my swift arm of justice simply because I can not afford to by the game, and that is why I think I deserve to win.

#2 CYRiX   Banned Banned   2228 Posts   Joined 10.2 Years Ago  

Posted 12 February 2007 - 03:35 AM

im sure you've got 30 bucks dude.
I decided against buying some things I bidded on a lowball auction. Didn't know it'd be a big problem. Sue me.

#3 WhipSmartBanky   Bring on the free hooch! CAGiversary!   15291 Posts   Joined 11.7 Years Ago   Has been playing Saints Row: Gat Out of Hell
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Posted 12 February 2007 - 03:41 AM

As a person who some day might consider entering into law school. I feel it is paramount to both myself and society in general that I receive some top notch legal training as soon as possible. As we all know in the future all courtroom appearances will be done virtually via the Internet and decisions will be made via tapping your computer screen with a stylus. (An idea that spawned from our present day DS).

What most people don’t understand is that the Phoenix Wright “games” are actually a legal simulator send back in time from the future, and are meant to train this generation of young would be virtual lawyers for what’s to come.

The Judges and lawyers of the future made a calculated decision to place this legal simulator in the form of a “game” as not to create wide spread riots and chaos in our current legal system. But do not be fooled although this simulator is sold as a “game” the cases tried in it are actual cases that will take place in virtual court of the future.

Much like Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure movie (Wild stallions rule!!) I feel the one-day I will be the greatest virtual lawyer of all time. It would be a true shame to deny the world my swift arm of justice simply because I can not afford to by the game, and that is why I think I deserve to win.

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#4 sonderiaom   Starry Knight CAGiversary!   1815 Posts   Joined 9.8 Years Ago  

Posted 12 February 2007 - 03:42 AM

*takes a newspaper, rolls it up and smacks the OP's nose*

NO, BAD NEWBIE
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#5 gofishn   Go Noles! CAGiversary!   1656 Posts   Joined 10.3 Years Ago  

Posted 12 February 2007 - 03:43 AM

http://objection.mrd...o.php?n=1731620


Seconded.

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Posted 12 February 2007 - 06:07 AM

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Posted 12 February 2007 - 06:00 PM

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Your vid scares me :( crying time
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