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Nintendo promotes safe sex.


#1 Matt Young   Follow the buzzards CAGiversary!   14061 Posts   Joined 10.8 Years Ago  

Matt Young

Posted 04 July 2007 - 09:13 PM


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#2 Dick Tracy   The Man in the Yellow Hat CAGiversary!   38515 Posts   Joined 10.8 Years Ago   Has been playing Dick Tracy
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Posted 04 July 2007 - 09:18 PM

... by making you a reclusive nerd.

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#3 mr ryles   Plays bowling CAGiversary!   14732 Posts   Joined 11.7 Years Ago  

Posted 04 July 2007 - 09:25 PM

I. Puberty
II. Sexual reproduction
III. STD's & AIDS


Is there any other type of reproduction that I am not aware of?

I wanna thank all the televisions out there that raised me.


#4 Kayden   Banned Banned   17673 Posts   Joined 10.4 Years Ago  

Posted 04 July 2007 - 09:31 PM

Yeah, some guys actually have sex with women.

Is there any other type of reproduction that I am not aware of?


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Kayden you would be awesome in Congress.


#5 The Crotch   I was famous and I was powerful. CAGiversary!   14405 Posts   Joined 8.7 Years Ago  

Posted 04 July 2007 - 09:32 PM

What, you've never replicated yourself via cell division?

What a loser.

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#6 Reality's Fringe   Goes sex for pussy CAGiversary!   7112 Posts   Joined 11.3 Years Ago  

Reality's Fringe

Posted 04 July 2007 - 09:32 PM

Is there any other type of reproduction that I am not aware of?


Asexual? Toad would probably fall into that category.
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I had one last summer. I was asleep for it so I have no recollection of anything being up my ass.


#7 seanr1221   :'( CAGiversary!   24428 Posts   Joined 9.6 Years Ago  

Posted 04 July 2007 - 09:33 PM

Asexual? Toad would probably fall into that category.


Bitch be buddin' all over the place!

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#8 thegarageband   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   622 Posts   Joined 9.7 Years Ago  

thegarageband

Posted 04 July 2007 - 09:35 PM

lol wut?
Dongs.

#9 Kayden   Banned Banned   17673 Posts   Joined 10.4 Years Ago  

Posted 04 July 2007 - 09:36 PM

All right, back to gamefaqs with you.

If you can't say something constructive, or at least something intelligible and deconstructive, OUT!

lol wut?


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Kayden you would be awesome in Congress.


#10 Graystone   ` CAGiversary!   15662 Posts   Joined 10.9 Years Ago  

Posted 04 July 2007 - 10:55 PM

WTF at Lugi's voice. And Mario's voice is just beating a dead horse that was sterotypical.

#11 cultivatingmass  

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Posted 04 July 2007 - 11:11 PM

:lol: @ Luigi

#12 Xevious   Most Damned CAG Evar CAGiversary!   8900 Posts   Joined 10.9 Years Ago  

Posted 04 July 2007 - 11:37 PM

Well....that was different.

Damn you xevious...

Damn you Xevious... damn you to hell.....

Damn you Xevious be quiet.

So you know EBM? Damn you Xevious...




#13 dcfox   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   21317 Posts   Joined 11.3 Years Ago  

Posted 04 July 2007 - 11:40 PM

OMG! :shock: If I saw this as a kid I would have been messed up for life. Nothing like seeing Toad's penis sprout Mario moustaches and fill with mushrooms and boos to screw a kid up. :lol:



#14 xboxowns   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   399 Posts   Joined 10.4 Years Ago  

Posted 05 July 2007 - 01:00 AM

Please find me the person responsible for this video so I can kill him with a blunt object.
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#15 Zenithian Legend   Banned Banned   13122 Posts   Joined 11.0 Years Ago  

Zenithian Legend

Posted 05 July 2007 - 04:16 AM

There's some really fucked up people out there...
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#16 Sofa King Kool   Is srsly... CAGiversary!   4453 Posts   Joined 8.8 Years Ago  

Sofa King Kool

Posted 05 July 2007 - 04:37 AM

"You need a trip to Nintendo-Land for a crash course in KNOWLEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!"

:rofl:

If I was every playing a Mario game and Mario suddenly popped up and asked me what I knew about sexuality, oh god, I think I'd cry. I was laughing my ass off towards the end.

CONDOM BOOTS!

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#17 Rocko   Hurm. CAGiversary!   38771 Posts   Joined 9.8 Years Ago  

Posted 05 July 2007 - 04:52 AM

So who the Fuck made this?

#18 botticus   GHM4Life CAGiversary!   16400 Posts   Joined 9.8 Years Ago  

Posted 05 July 2007 - 12:20 PM

So who the Fuck made this?

Captain N!

"Safe Sex = A Safe Landing"

#19 Ikohn4ever   No Women, No Children CAGiversary!   10804 Posts   Joined 11.4 Years Ago  

Posted 05 July 2007 - 01:08 PM

i think the saddest part was i knew where like 90% of the music came from....
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#20 Kuros   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1473 Posts   Joined 10.7 Years Ago  

Posted 05 July 2007 - 02:57 PM

Asexual? Toad would probably fall into that category.


*Remembers a hentai he saw involving that.*

:barf:
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#21 -Never4ever-   That Guy. CAGiversary!   7825 Posts   Joined 11.3 Years Ago  

-Never4ever-

Posted 06 July 2007 - 01:13 AM

Condom Boots for the win?

#22 ratzombie   aka yunkie CAGiversary!   12862 Posts   Joined 9.7 Years Ago  

Posted 06 July 2007 - 07:17 AM

A bit disturbing, but enjoyable nonetheless.

What I find sad is some people are actually debating whether or not it's real on the YouTube page. Fucking morons.

#23 CYRiX   Banned Banned   2228 Posts   Joined 10.3 Years Ago  

Posted 17 July 2007 - 01:21 AM

I need a pair of condom boots.
I decided against buying some things I bidded on a lowball auction. Didn't know it'd be a big problem. Sue me.