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Japanese Toilet: The Movie - CheapyD on ScrewAttack's Toilet Tuesday


#1 thorbahn3   Everyone talks too much! CAGiversary!   3140 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

Posted 31 July 2007 - 05:51 PM

CheapyD enters Screwattack.com front page with a submission of his toilet for "toilet tuesday."
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#2 magnification   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   64 Posts   Joined 8.6 Years Ago  

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Posted 31 July 2007 - 07:22 PM

lawl...

vagina wash
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#3 CYRiX   Banned Banned   2228 Posts   Joined 10.2 Years Ago  

Posted 31 July 2007 - 07:30 PM

rofl, now wheres the "office" tour?
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#4 AshesofWake   chum is fum CAGiversary!   4584 Posts   Joined 10.6 Years Ago  

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Posted 31 July 2007 - 07:33 PM

lol the ass wash pictures are priceless :rofl:


holy shit, Cheapy getting an ass wash on camera :rofl:
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#5 coltyhuxx   NoOtherValDudeCanTouchMe CAGiversary!   1576 Posts   Joined 9.9 Years Ago  

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Posted 31 July 2007 - 07:36 PM

Man, I feel like Al Bundy watching this.. this is the sort of luxury that monies should be spent on!

#6 E*Master   Cross Border Gamer CAGiversary!   256 Posts   Joined 7.8 Years Ago  

Posted 31 July 2007 - 08:42 PM

How much would it cost to import one of those into North America? I know what I'm doing if I win the lottery :D
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#7 crazytalkx   Yes!! CAGiversary!   5590 Posts   Joined 10.9 Years Ago  

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Posted 31 July 2007 - 09:29 PM

Disturbingly hilarious.

#8 Mr Unoriginal   Cheap Amish Gamer CAGiversary!   7456 Posts   Joined 11.2 Years Ago  

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Posted 31 July 2007 - 10:03 PM

Is there any wonder we can't compete with Japan? We can't even clean our asses properly!

Its too bad you're still a prick with a stupid gimmick.


#9 mykevermin   Queen of Scotland CAGiversary!   36320 Posts   Joined 10.7 Years Ago  

Posted 31 July 2007 - 11:51 PM

Somehow came across this the other day (on Youtube), based on them subscribing to your videos (or vice versa).

It's...errm...telling. Yes, that's about it.
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#10 nonggame   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1043 Posts   Joined 10.6 Years Ago  

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Posted 31 July 2007 - 11:54 PM

Nice apartment CheapD. How much you have to pay a month? I heard in Japan, apartment and housing is really expensive ><
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#11 Backlash   www.thecoverproject.net CAGiversary!   4791 Posts   Joined 10.6 Years Ago  

Posted 31 July 2007 - 11:55 PM

Great video. I especially love the use of JT Money at the end.

#12 KingBroly   CAG Club Nintendo CAGiversary!   15248 Posts   Joined 8.0 Years Ago  

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 12:19 AM

I don't think you needed to do a demonstration.
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#13 kdunn77   Deceptibot CAGiversary!   593 Posts   Joined 11.2 Years Ago  

Posted 01 August 2007 - 01:05 AM

Don't "lean" TOO MUCH into the ass wash, Cheapy!
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#14 help1   What a dumb username CAGiversary!   11732 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

Posted 01 August 2007 - 01:14 AM

Whats the song at the end?

Also, how did the turtle beach song contest thing go?

#15 CheapyD   Head Cheap Ass Administrators   17023 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago   Has been playing Lara Croft and the Temple of Osiris
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 01:40 AM

rofl, now wheres the "office" tour?


That will be next on the list...gotta get a full apartment tour too.

#16 phear3d   NorAm = Fraud CAGiversary!   3971 Posts   Joined 9.0 Years Ago  

Posted 01 August 2007 - 03:20 AM

ass-wash... transform, and ROLL OUT!

#17 darkrage   Sucker State CAG CAGiversary!   418 Posts   Joined 8.7 Years Ago  

Posted 01 August 2007 - 04:07 AM

I want one pretty bad. If I were you cheapy, Id have demonstrated the vagina wash too...do you think it would wash your balls? I could use a ball washing as much as an ass wash.
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#18 Link927   Work In Progress CAGiversary!   3803 Posts   Joined 10.4 Years Ago  

Posted 01 August 2007 - 04:10 AM

I dont know what to say, just, very good and enjoyable video :applause: :rofl:

Sigh, another reason to move to Japan, the super toilets. You're presentation skills are also very adept. Cant wait for the apartment tour :D

#19 atomsk   A van down by the river CAGiversary!   463 Posts   Joined 10.3 Years Ago  

Posted 01 August 2007 - 04:22 AM

I've always wanted one of those for the ass wash.
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#20 Gregalor   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   5157 Posts   Joined 9.7 Years Ago  

Posted 01 August 2007 - 04:33 AM

Japan truly is a magical place. The toilets have freaking command consoles, like they were the captain's chair on the Enterprise or something.

#21 CheapyMom   Non-Technical Advisor CAGiversary!   202 Posts   Joined 11.8 Years Ago  

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 04:36 AM

How much would it cost to import one of those into North America? :D

You can buy them in the US. We have a Toto Washlet model E200 which has the warm air dryer feature. Frankly I don't have patience for the dryer so I use a low tech method which is a lot faster but I enjoy the other features. I think we paid about $700.

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 04:38 AM

classic thats all i have to say
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#23 chosen1s   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1806 Posts   Joined 11.3 Years Ago  

Posted 01 August 2007 - 04:44 AM

Wow, what to even say about that.

Probably disturbingly entertaining was probably the best description. But like a good video game, so many secrets I just can't let pass without looking for answers.

1) Who filmed that washing episode (the camera was moving slightly so I know there was no tripod)?
2) I'm pretty sure that was an actual demonstration, but I'm not sure I'm ready to admit it to myself...
3) How exactly do you dry off? I would think regular TP would end up being too messy, paper towels would be difficult to dispose of (and potentially expensive or uncomfortable), and regular bathroom towels could be hazardous on a number of levels. What's the story there?

Wow, I don't know whether to gleefully tell someone about this video or quietly hide with dignity.
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#24 weevles   No. CAGiversary!   17504 Posts   Joined 9.7 Years Ago  

Posted 01 August 2007 - 04:51 AM

Yeah, the Toto! My grandad has one of those.

ROFL at Cheapy demoing an ass wash for the camera.

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Posted 01 August 2007 - 04:56 AM

This will be a classic .

One of your best so far .

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#26 CheapyD   Head Cheap Ass Administrators   17023 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago   Has been playing Lara Croft and the Temple of Osiris
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 04:59 AM

1) Who filmed that washing episode (the camera was moving slightly so I know there was no tripod)?
2) I'm pretty sure that was an actual demonstration, but I'm not sure I'm ready to admit it to myself...
3) How exactly do you dry off? I would think regular TP would end up being too messy, paper towels would be difficult to dispose of (and potentially expensive or uncomfortable), and regular bathroom towels could be hazardous on a number of levels. What's the story there?

1) I filmed it all my self, some handheld, some Gorillapod tripod.
2) Yes, it was all 100% legit
3) Regular TP works fine.

For those who asked, the outro music is JT Money - Thats Just My Baby Daddy

#27 levi333   Guns... CAGiversary!   3057 Posts   Joined 11.0 Years Ago  

Posted 01 August 2007 - 05:03 AM

Looks like thorbahn finally got a job with CAG.

Cool video, I've always wanted to try an ass washing toilet. Lord knows I need it.

#28 PrarieD0G   Hikikomori CAGiversary!   1877 Posts   Joined 7.8 Years Ago  

Posted 01 August 2007 - 05:06 AM

LMAO!! That was hilarious man. Ass wash, hahaha!

Thanks for the laugh anyway.

#29 bobo2k4   OooSplendiforous CAGiversary!   3181 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

Posted 01 August 2007 - 05:15 AM

There needs to be a part 2 of that vid. Maybe some kinda shower scene or something.
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#30 mr ryles   Plays bowling CAGiversary!   14732 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

Posted 01 August 2007 - 05:17 AM

your claim to fame.

I wanna thank all the televisions out there that raised me.