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Contest: Win Simpsons Season 4 (Brand New) on DVD for posting something funny!


#1 doraemonkerpal   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   4753 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

doraemonkerpal

Posted 17 January 2008 - 06:53 PM

What's up everybody! The "mystery" person who won my prize from the Child's Play contest declined the gift b/c they already have Simpsons season 4. Therefore, I would like to make a contest open to all CAGs to win the prize instead of keeping it or selling it on Ebay.

The rules are simple, post something funny in this thread and I will do a random drawing to see who wins the prize. The post can be a quote, picture, joke, or whatever you think will make people chuckle. I will choose a winner by next Friday (January 25th) to give everybody plenty of time to enter. One entry per person. G'luck!

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Well, to be honest, it's hard for people to be outraged about something once they know the facts. And it takes more effort to dig up facts than be outraged. ;)

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#2 nick1990   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   65 Posts   Joined 7.7 Years Ago  

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 06:59 PM

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#3 FelixC   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   124 Posts   Joined 7.6 Years Ago  

Posted 17 January 2008 - 07:01 PM

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#4 ProtonX   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1205 Posts   Joined 8.6 Years Ago  

Posted 17 January 2008 - 07:15 PM

Bumper stickers are funny indeed.

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#5 DJSteel   is back. CAGiversary!   3371 Posts   Joined 11.7 Years Ago  

Posted 17 January 2008 - 07:19 PM

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Mario kart Wii Code - 4597-0827-2394

#6 Kevbo887   Defensor Fortis CAGiversary!   827 Posts   Joined 8.4 Years Ago  

Posted 17 January 2008 - 07:28 PM

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#7 Shimoto   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   196 Posts   Joined 9.4 Years Ago  

Posted 17 January 2008 - 07:35 PM

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#8 cleaver   You have 0 friends CAGiversary!   2978 Posts   Joined 11.2 Years Ago  

Posted 17 January 2008 - 07:47 PM

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Now what... sniff... we gonna do... sniff... with all this popcorn?
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This would be a fine death... if I hadn't run out of tokens.

#9 UltimoRey   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1462 Posts   Joined 7.7 Years Ago  

Posted 17 January 2008 - 07:57 PM

So this guy walks into a Bar *BAM*
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#10 bwilso80   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   246 Posts   Joined 7.8 Years Ago  

bwilso80

Posted 17 January 2008 - 07:58 PM

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"You know she has two jobs, she's a pastry chef and a sniper."
Bret, FOTC

Now Reading: The Ground Beneath Her Feet.
Music:Appleseed Cast, Doves, Muse.
Games: Gun, Just Cause, BioShock.

#11 hellmasterx   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   61 Posts   Joined 7.7 Years Ago  

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 07:58 PM

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#12 StillFree   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   261 Posts   Joined 8.4 Years Ago  

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#13 tat2dbri78   DEATH before DISHONOR CAGiversary!   1334 Posts   Joined 10.9 Years Ago  

Posted 17 January 2008 - 08:03 PM

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#14 Atomic Nirvana   Banned Banned   136 Posts   Joined 7.7 Years Ago  

Atomic Nirvana

Posted 17 January 2008 - 08:05 PM

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#15 sasukekun   Cat-Like Typing Detected CAGiversary!   6645 Posts   Joined 11.0 Years Ago  

Posted 17 January 2008 - 08:08 PM

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Cognitive Dissonance: Wanna join my Call of Duty 4 clan?
Me: Who are you?
Cognitive Dissonance: You ask too many questions. Never mind. You're out.


#16 mikebz28   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   334 Posts   Joined 8.8 Years Ago  

Posted 17 January 2008 - 08:09 PM

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.
Well, he said, “It's what mommy calls me sometimes'”.
The little girl screams to her brother, “Don’t eat it, it's an asshole”.

#17 Coyotezeye   Exile LAN CAGiversary!   795 Posts   Joined 7.9 Years Ago  

Coyotezeye

Posted 17 January 2008 - 08:53 PM

One day Mr. Goodbar decided to get a Bit 'O' Honey. So he went to Miss. Hershey. He took her behind the Powerhouse. Where he felt her Mounds. They were Pure Almond Joy. She snickered when he stuck his Butterfinger up her Milky Way.
His Bazooka fired and Baby Ruth was born.

#18 Dragon_Master   *enter witty remark here* CAGiversary!   690 Posts   Joined 8.4 Years Ago  

Dragon_Master

Posted 17 January 2008 - 09:23 PM

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#19 Draccius   I heart Beta Rays! CAGiversary!   339 Posts   Joined 12.1 Years Ago  

Posted 17 January 2008 - 09:28 PM

http://www.collegehu...m/video:1796914

#20 JTHuffy   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   361 Posts   Joined 7.6 Years Ago  

Posted 17 January 2008 - 09:30 PM

I walked into an EB on Christmas Eve and asked the guy at the counter: "Got any Wii's in stock?" He sure found it funny!

#21 underliness   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   470 Posts   Joined 7.7 Years Ago  

underliness

Posted 17 January 2008 - 09:39 PM

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Also Banana Hammock.

#22 Visc   That Weird Guy CAGiversary!   2548 Posts   Joined 10.3 Years Ago  

Posted 17 January 2008 - 10:06 PM

Jack Thompson's legal career?

#23 heatdolphins45   Wade County CAG CAGiversary!   3354 Posts   Joined 9.0 Years Ago  

heatdolphins45

Posted 17 January 2008 - 10:08 PM

Britney Spears.
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Currently Playing:
:ps3: Black Ops
:psp: Burnout Legends

#24 mgriff   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1276 Posts   Joined 10.5 Years Ago  

Posted 17 January 2008 - 10:52 PM

True Story...My friend works at gamestop...Takes place near christmas time

A woman walks in, pleads with my friend for a wii. She begs and begs and offers extra money, etc. etc. etc., then she(a milf in her 30s) says, "Is there anything I CAN DO TO YOU for a wii?", my friend walks away hysterically laughing...

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#25 trunks982   Wii are the Champions! CAGiversary!   5010 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

Posted 17 January 2008 - 11:11 PM

street fighter baby kick


#26 Panda Wizardry   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   2585 Posts   Joined 12.0 Years Ago  

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 11:14 PM

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#27 jonslilbro   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   14 Posts   Joined 7.7 Years Ago  

jonslilbro

Posted 17 January 2008 - 11:40 PM

Peter Griffin after seeing a "Free Tibet!" sign:

"I'll take it! *Goes to payphone and calls someone* Hello, China? I have something you want... And this time I want all the tea."

That may be a bit off, but it's close.

Jons<Out>

#28 Wicked One 612   Banned Banned   565 Posts   Joined 7.7 Years Ago  

Wicked One 612

Posted 17 January 2008 - 11:52 PM

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#29 biscuit   Old as Dirt CAGiversary!   305 Posts   Joined 11.3 Years Ago  

Posted 17 January 2008 - 11:57 PM

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#30 Jam424   Mad is a MW Hacker! CAGiversary!   363 Posts   Joined 8.8 Years Ago  

Posted 18 January 2008 - 12:07 AM

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass, he found the following note on his door:

1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.

2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and the Spook.

8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.

9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.

10. We do not refer to the cross as the Big T!

11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body", he did not say, "Eat me."

12. The Virgin Mary is not referred to as the, "Mary with the Cherry".

13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: "Rub-A-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God". and finally...

14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St.Peter's, not a peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy's.