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#1 usickenme   I'm the a-hole CAGiversary!   2506 Posts   Joined 12.0 Years Ago  


Posted 28 March 2008 - 04:44 AM


NEW Zealand man has been sentenced to community work after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian".
Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported.

The orchard worker later called back and said: "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right, you know."

Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours' community work.

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.

or maybe not.

#2 StinkyCheese   What? CAGiversary!   1087 Posts   Joined 7.9 Years Ago  


Posted 28 March 2008 - 03:42 PM



#3 terpkristin   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   294 Posts   Joined 10.3 Years Ago  


Posted 28 March 2008 - 10:58 PM


or maybe not.

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who thought of "our" Wombat when I read this on FARK...

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#4 Quintessence   The Darkness Consumes CAGiversary!   1421 Posts   Joined 9.4 Years Ago  


Posted 30 March 2008 - 09:23 AM

Oh dear...

I guess him having to sleep alone has finally taken its toll.

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#5 Holy_Headshot   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   97 Posts   Joined 7.9 Years Ago  


Posted 14 April 2008 - 11:25 PM

Poor Princess Peach will never be the same. AP reports Wonder Woman disgusted, refuses to return Wombat's calls, dives head first into a ravine from her invisijet in a fit of jealous rage.