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Finally, a weapon made just for Gamestop haterz


#1 phear3d   NorAm = Fraud CAGiversary!   3971 Posts   Joined 9.4 Years Ago  

Posted 13 August 2008 - 07:31 PM

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i dont think i need to explain this.. its $8 US.

Features:
• Each cartridge shoots 6 bursts of glittering confetti
• Aim your glittering bursts with accuracy
• Easy hand-held operation

Pack Contains:
1 x Glitter Gun
3 x Glitter confetti cartridges

Dimensions:
L 100mm W 42mm


Heres a Wendy Oldbag demonstration (COSTUME SOLD SEPARATELY):

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Edited by phear3d, 23 August 2008 - 04:22 AM.


#2 Warner1281   Pissing off customers CAGiversary!   3047 Posts   Joined 10.2 Years Ago  

Posted 13 August 2008 - 07:46 PM

The question is... can they produce these fast enough for all of us that are going to be ordering them?? I know I'll be ordering one or two when I get home :applause:
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 07:48 PM

:rofl:

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#4 DustBoogie   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1358 Posts   Joined 9.5 Years Ago  

Posted 13 August 2008 - 08:24 PM

Somehow I think pulling a gun (even one clearly marked "glitter gun") on an employee near surveillance cameras is probably not a good idea.

#5 Unickuta   I do believe we're naked CAGiversary!   1282 Posts   Joined 8.6 Years Ago  

Posted 13 August 2008 - 09:18 PM

Now we won't get the magazine rack all sticky with glitter...

Edited by Unickuta, 14 August 2008 - 03:23 AM.


#6 karkyco   $$$ CAGiversary!   6132 Posts   Joined 8.6 Years Ago  

Posted 13 August 2008 - 09:51 PM

Any package deals when combined with a Magazine Rack Knocker-Over?

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#7 Sinnbox   Garage-sale/Thrift KING!! CAGiversary!   2034 Posts   Joined 7.6 Years Ago  

Posted 13 August 2008 - 09:57 PM

WTF were all those Madden thing son the rack yesterday? I saw one guy buying 3!! I should have knocked the thing over when the guy told me I would have to manualy check all the local stores for DigitalDevilSaga

#8 DuelLadyS   Basch Lives! CAGiversary!   2641 Posts   Joined 10.4 Years Ago  

Posted 13 August 2008 - 11:27 PM

I came in here expecting a serious thread, about some-or-other new online game store that somehow would rival GS.

What I found is far, far more entertaining. :lol: I wonder if Party City sells these?

#9 darkslime   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   2067 Posts   Joined 7.4 Years Ago  

Posted 14 August 2008 - 12:04 AM

I'm so going to use this. Getting arrested may be worth it. XD

#10 phear3d   NorAm = Fraud CAGiversary!   3971 Posts   Joined 9.4 Years Ago  

Posted 14 August 2008 - 12:47 AM

Any package deals when combined with a Magazine Rack Knocker-Over?

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:lol:
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#11 Sir_Fragalot   wants Startropics 3. CAGiversary!   8234 Posts   Joined 9.5 Years Ago  

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Posted 14 August 2008 - 01:01 AM

Why is it when I saw this I immediately thought of lilboo :lol:. No offense he is probably one of my top 3 favorite CAG posters anyway.

Anyway I could imagine a GS employee if you walked into a store with one of those.

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#12 lakers310   Fire Norv! CAGiversary!   694 Posts   Joined 7.6 Years Ago  

Posted 14 August 2008 - 01:05 AM

It looks like the gun that Wendy Oladbag from Phoenix Wright uses
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#13 Nathan_Sama   I'm backwards compatable. CAGiversary!   1526 Posts   Joined 7.6 Years Ago  

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Posted 14 August 2008 - 01:23 AM

In for 2 for dual wielding action!


#14 JJSP   Beyond economical repair. CAGiversary!   9861 Posts   Joined 8.8 Years Ago  

Posted 14 August 2008 - 03:25 AM

I've seen these at the 99 Cent store, albeit under the name "Party Cannon". That version was actually 6 shots (revolver style), but a much more festive (and thus less concealable) purple and yellow.

They're lethal at close range. Many a good time was had in the Smartpunk warehouse.

Cause I'm sick of seeing ghosts, and I know how it's all gonna end

There's no triumph waiting, there's no sunset to ride off in

We all want to be great men, there's nothing romantic about it

I just want to know that I did all I could with what I was given

I just want to sell out my funeral.

I just want to be enough for everyone.


#15 mykevermin   Queen of Scotland CAGiversary!   36465 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

Posted 14 August 2008 - 03:43 AM

I want that big-ass confetti canon like Johnny B. Badd used to shoot in WCW.
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#16 VAD3R or Fro   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   726 Posts   Joined 9.0 Years Ago  

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Posted 14 August 2008 - 04:02 AM

Thread of the Year.


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Posted 14 August 2008 - 04:42 AM

LOL, this thread wins!

#18 Demolition Man   REV-OH-LU-TION! CAGiversary!   14826 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

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Posted 14 August 2008 - 04:50 AM

I want that big-ass confetti canon like Johnny B. Badd used to shoot in WCW.


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#19 VioletArrows   La Bella Fleche CAGiversary!   1778 Posts   Joined 7.8 Years Ago  

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Posted 14 August 2008 - 05:54 AM

Any package deals when combined with a Magazine Rack Knocker-Over?


The 'woosh' is what sells it for me.
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#20 unforeseen   Crime Scene Investigator CAGiversary!   1579 Posts   Joined 12.1 Years Ago  

Posted 14 August 2008 - 06:47 AM

Any package deals when combined with a Magazine Rack Knocker-Over?

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You better patent it before someone starts production and becomes uber rich.

#21 IAmTheCheapestGamer   Banned Banned   28796 Posts   Joined 10.1 Years Ago  

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Posted 14 August 2008 - 06:18 PM

You know, instead of going out and buying one of those things, you could all probably just buy those festive little 'champagne' bottle things that pop and spray some confetti/glitter all over. I'm sure they sell them at Party City for $1-2 each and I'm sure more than a few CAGs could take the bottom cardboard cap off and stuff it to overloading with glitter and confetti to make their own glitter gun.

And at least you wouldn't get arrested for carrying what looks like a gun into the store.

OR

Option 2: Pay a hobo $5 and a 40 oz. to go into Gamestop and spray a ginormous canister of glitter and confetti all around. With the smell that would surely be emanating from him/her, they would fit right in with the aroma of a typical Gamestop.

It would help if the hobo were to chug the 40 oz BEFORE going to Gamestop to be a confetti commando though. At least then, when/if they get arrested they'll have done your dirty work AND have a warm/dry place to sleep for a while.

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#22 karkyco   $$$ CAGiversary!   6132 Posts   Joined 8.6 Years Ago  

Posted 14 August 2008 - 06:50 PM

I've seen these at the 99 Cent store, albeit under the name "Party Cannon". That version was actually 6 shots (revolver style), but a much more festive (and thus less concealable) purple and yellow.

They're lethal at close range. Many a good time was had in the Smartpunk warehouse.


damn, JJSP, which 99 Cent Store was this, since I'm down in OC every couple of weeks? I better check out a couple of these in my area.

The 'woosh' is what sells it for me.


Yeah, I had it all drawn with my |33+ drawing skillz, but felt it was just missing a little "woosh".

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#23 reibeatall   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1013 Posts   Joined 9.1 Years Ago  

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Posted 14 August 2008 - 11:36 PM

Shit, I work for them and I'm going to buy one.

#24 Warner1281   Pissing off customers CAGiversary!   3047 Posts   Joined 10.2 Years Ago  

Posted 15 August 2008 - 06:35 PM

Shit, I work for them and I'm going to buy one.


lmao. I can see it now...

Cust: Fuck you! Feel the wrath of the glitter gun *pulls out glitter gun and aims at reibeatall*

Rei: oh no!!!1111 [/sarcasm] *whips out double glitter gun magnums*

Cust: Fuck me!

... later in the day...

Police officer: So let me get this straight... the customer whipped out THREE glitter guns, managed to escape with and destroy the security tape, but then somehow ended up in the dumpster behind your store with an old magazine rack on top of him, ultimately suffocating him to death??? Hmmmm... I don't kn... HEY is that a Wii you have in stock?!?
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#25 JJSP   Beyond economical repair. CAGiversary!   9861 Posts   Joined 8.8 Years Ago  

Posted 15 August 2008 - 06:51 PM

damn, JJSP, which 99 Cent Store was this, since I'm down in OC every couple of weeks? I better check out a couple of these in my area.

I first bought them at the one in Garden Grove on Harbor about a year ago (I think we dropped $20 on them amongst all of us), but I've seen them in Anaheim and Fullerton as well.

http://www.mikefeinb...om/copogun.html
http://www.thingsyou...y popper gun.do

That'd be the one.

Cause I'm sick of seeing ghosts, and I know how it's all gonna end

There's no triumph waiting, there's no sunset to ride off in

We all want to be great men, there's nothing romantic about it

I just want to know that I did all I could with what I was given

I just want to sell out my funeral.

I just want to be enough for everyone.


#26 doraemonkerpal   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   4753 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 07:19 PM

... ultimately suffocating him to death??? Hmmmm... I don't kn... HEY is that a Wii you have in stock?!?


LOL!

I first bought them at the one in Garden Grove on Harbor about a year ago (I think we dropped $20 on them amongst all of us), but I've seen them in Anaheim and Fullerton as well.

http://www.mikefeinb...om/copogun.html
http://www.thingsyou...y popper gun.do

That'd be the one.

Excellent! I will have to keep my eyes peeled for those next time I stop by the Dollar store.

Well, to be honest, it's hard for people to be outraged about something once they know the facts. And it takes more effort to dig up facts than be outraged. ;)

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#27 h3llbring3r   Mecha Cocksmas 2 all CAGiversary!   8991 Posts   Joined 8.4 Years Ago  

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 07:34 PM

Making that thing black was a bad idea. Some dumbass is going to get shot for real.

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#28 NWgamer666   Vorsprung Durch Technik CAGiversary!   484 Posts   Joined 9.1 Years Ago  

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 07:53 PM

Does it come preloaded with glitter in the package, or do you have to insert the glitter cartridge/shell/clip?

I ask, because I want to keep it packaged up, hidden in my truck console, until a major road rage incident occurs.

#29 crows in black   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   236 Posts   Joined 7.0 Years Ago  

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Posted 15 August 2008 - 10:50 PM

i dont get it, someone let me in on the joke

#30 phear3d   NorAm = Fraud CAGiversary!   3971 Posts   Joined 9.4 Years Ago  

Posted 16 August 2008 - 03:26 AM

i dont get it, someone let me in on the joke

don't remember how it started. but it started last year or earlier this year someone made a joke about some guy pissed at EBStop over something. someone suggested pushing the magazine rack.. and another make a joke about throwing glitter at the employee. one thing led to the other..

the weapon of choice, at the time, was this:

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WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE, IS TOP SECRET WEAPON FOR MASS
HISTERIA DESTRUCTION AT EBSTOP, PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

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