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1000 lbs Woman too "Fat" to Be In Court.


#1 Layziebones   Hey! CAGiversary!   1334 Posts   Joined 7.5 Years Ago  

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 12:13 AM

EDINBURG, Texas (AP) -- Prosecutors are trying to decide how to jail and bring to court a nearly half-ton, bedridden woman accused of killing her 2-year-old nephew.
A grand jury indicted Mayra Lizbeth Rosales, 27, on Thursday on one count of first-degree murder and on one count of injury to a child in the death of Eliseo Gonzalez Jr. She previously had been charged with capital murder.
Rosales weighs nearly 1,000 pounds and cannot fit through a door to leave her home, leaving prosecutors wondering how to bring her to court. As of Thursday evening, she was not in custody.
Hidalgo County Sheriff Lupe Trevino said that holding her at the county jail for her trial would be impossible because she needs extensive medical care.
"She would die," Trevino said in Thursday's online edition of The Monitor in McAllen.
The grand jury indicted Rosales after an autopsy confirmed investigators' suspicions that the child died March 18 because he had been struck. Investigators believe that the toddler was struck at least twice, crushing his head.
Authorities recommended that Rosales' bail be set at $150,000.
The boy's mother, Jaime Rosales, was charged with injury to a child because she is accused of leaving her son alone with his aunt. Her bail has been set at $100,000

http://www.cnn.com/2...n.ap/index.html

I feel bad for the toddler. I would recommend not trying to find any pictures of her. :D

#2 Layziebones   Hey! CAGiversary!   1334 Posts   Joined 7.5 Years Ago  

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 12:13 AM

Edit: The link says she is too fat to fit into the courtroom.

#3 darthbudge   The Real DB CAGiversary!   20046 Posts   Joined 8.7 Years Ago  

Posted 24 August 2008 - 12:16 AM

JFD's Mom?

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#4 VioletArrows   La Bella Fleche CAGiversary!   1778 Posts   Joined 7.4 Years Ago  

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 12:17 AM

How in the hell did she move enough to hit the kid hard enough to kill him? Roll on him and smother him, maybe. Fall on him and crush him, sure. But hitting him? ...Maybe she threw something at him.
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#5 Liquid 2   Dutch Dreams CAGiversary!   24368 Posts   Joined 9.9 Years Ago  

Posted 24 August 2008 - 12:18 AM

"Too."

#6 crunchb3rry   HODOR! CAGiversary!   5524 Posts   Joined 8.8 Years Ago  

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 12:20 AM

Pics, pics, pics!

#7 Layziebones   Hey! CAGiversary!   1334 Posts   Joined 7.5 Years Ago  

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 12:24 AM

"Too."


Damn't. That one always gets me. Thanks.

#8 Blackout   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   5172 Posts   Joined 9.9 Years Ago  

Posted 24 August 2008 - 12:26 AM

I'm pretty sure she ate the kid.



#9 JohnnyFoxDarko   Yes, hello. CAGiversary!   16452 Posts   Joined 7.9 Years Ago  

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 12:28 AM

Iliveinedinburg!

#10 tiredfornow   Banned Banned   35417 Posts   Joined 8.9 Years Ago  

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 12:39 AM

Iliveinedinburg!


Sorry about your brother, mang.

More Christmas gifts for you!

#11 JohnnyFoxDarko   Yes, hello. CAGiversary!   16452 Posts   Joined 7.9 Years Ago  

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 12:41 AM

Sorry about your brother, mang.

More Christmas gifts for you!

I rigged his little tike before hand. Ma' just got the job done.

#12 Mr. Beef   7777777 CAGiversary!   8098 Posts   Joined 8.0 Years Ago  

Posted 24 August 2008 - 12:50 AM

Damn. How does someone just let themselves go like this?

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#13 David Hibiki   Well then... CAGiversary!   9230 Posts   Joined 11.8 Years Ago  

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 01:09 AM

Have her die in her home via Godot's CAFFEINE INDUCED OPTIC BLAST!

It's just that simple.


#14 lilboo   Not addicted to WoW CAGiversary!   18235 Posts   Joined 11.8 Years Ago  

Posted 24 August 2008 - 01:20 AM

:rofl: what a waste of life

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#15 Strell   LOBSTERS!....IN MY PANTS! CAGiversary!   26582 Posts   Joined 11.4 Years Ago  

Posted 24 August 2008 - 01:25 AM

Does she wash herself with a rag on a stick?


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#16 Layziebones   Hey! CAGiversary!   1334 Posts   Joined 7.5 Years Ago  

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 01:29 AM

Does she wash herself with a rag on a stick?


They just roll her into the lake.

#17 JSP   Return to my Roots CAGiversary!   12015 Posts   Joined 7.7 Years Ago  

Posted 24 August 2008 - 01:37 AM

I'm sorry, but...unless she has like, a REALLY bad health issue, like...how do you get that big? Like...I mean, you see like, 400 pound people and think, "How did you do that, dude?"

1000 pounds....that poor, poor woman.
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#18 Ziv   Jerk Extreme CAGiversary!   1635 Posts   Joined 9.9 Years Ago  

Posted 24 August 2008 - 01:43 AM

Just lock everyone out of the house. Bingo, automatic house arrest.

#19 GTzerO   Banned Banned   524 Posts   Joined 7.1 Years Ago  

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 01:50 AM

"You couldn't come to the court, so we brought the court to you!"

Atleast that's how it works in cartoons.

#20 mitch079   It's an ILLUSION! CAGiversary!   7520 Posts   Joined 10.8 Years Ago   Has been playing Dust: An Elysian Tail
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Posted 24 August 2008 - 01:54 AM

They just roll her into the lake.


LOL, good one.

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#21 Mr. Beef   7777777 CAGiversary!   8098 Posts   Joined 8.0 Years Ago  

Posted 24 August 2008 - 01:58 AM

"You couldn't come to the court, so we brought the court to you!"

Atleast that's how it works in cartoons.

Well, this IS a cartoonish situation...aside from the death, I mean.

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#22 Xevious   Most Damned CAG Evar CAGiversary!   8899 Posts   Joined 10.7 Years Ago  

Posted 24 August 2008 - 02:00 AM

Couple of thoughts here:

1. How does a 1,000 pound woman go to the bathroom? Do they make toilets that have an extra wide basin?

2. She going to jail might not be a good idea for taxpayers - They would be paying for health care.

3. Is there a jail cell big enough to accommodate her? And would it not be that much different from her normal life since I assume all she does is stay in her room...

Damn you xevious...

Damn you Xevious... damn you to hell.....

Damn you Xevious be quiet.

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#23 bobo2k4   OooSplendiforous CAGiversary!   3181 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

Posted 24 August 2008 - 02:06 AM

How the Fuck does someone that's still in their 20's get that fat? She must have had no life outside of eating.
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#24 VioletArrows   La Bella Fleche CAGiversary!   1778 Posts   Joined 7.4 Years Ago  

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 02:09 AM

Couple of thoughts here:

1. How does a 1,000 pound woman go to the bathroom? Do they make toilets that have an extra wide basin?

2. She going to jail might not be a good idea for taxpayers - They would be paying for health care.

3. Is there a jail cell big enough to accommodate her? And would it not be that much different from her normal life since I assume all she does is stay in her room...


1. There's no moving at around 600 pounds. Bed pan.
2. Eh, people happily pay taxes for bigger wastes. I happen to think trials for obviously guilty people is a waste, but those happen all the time.
3. She'd likely be moved to a specialized hospital facility and the slow, painful rehab process would likely be her punishment. If the whole stressful ordeal doesn't kill her first.
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#25 Link927   Work In Progress CAGiversary!   3803 Posts   Joined 10.4 Years Ago  

Posted 24 August 2008 - 05:04 AM

I think she'll just get house arrest, or put into a specialized hospital such as VioletArrows suggested. As much as I believe she should be incarcerated, it would be much more burden for the state than the woman herself.

Nothing to see here, move along!


#26 coolsteel   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   5454 Posts   Joined 11.2 Years Ago  

Posted 24 August 2008 - 05:20 AM

Leave her be, she'll be dead soon enough anyway.

#27 crunchb3rry   HODOR! CAGiversary!   5524 Posts   Joined 8.8 Years Ago  

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 06:09 AM

Couple of thoughts here:

1. How does a 1,000 pound woman go to the bathroom? Do they make toilets that have an extra wide basin?


Yeah, it's called the bathtub. ;)

#28 Soodmeg  

Posted 24 August 2008 - 11:48 AM

Wait a second. Why is the mother of the toddler being arrested for leaving him with her aunt?

Its not like she was wearing a sign that said I plan on murdering your kid.

Obviously leaving a toddler with a insanely fat person wouldnt be the best for lets say an entire day but if she went to the store or something.

I am guessing they think she planned this and they thought because she is so fat they wouldnt suspect her.

#29 StinkyCheese   What? CAGiversary!   1087 Posts   Joined 7.2 Years Ago  

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 12:03 PM

I'm curious to see what she looks like. If your going to post pics, make sure tokeep them in a spoiler tag :puke:
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#30 Bezerker   Bezerker Barrage! CAGiversary!   6466 Posts   Joined 9.6 Years Ago  

Posted 24 August 2008 - 01:27 PM

I'm curious to see what she looks like. If your going to post pics, make sure tokeep them in a spoiler tag :puke:

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:rofl:

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