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Mathis "Detroit" Street Judge--3rd Person Action Title


#1 smiggity   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   3585 Posts   Joined 7.7 Years Ago  

Posted 12 April 2009 - 06:00 PM

This is not a joke. Is this guy nationally syndicated or only on in the D? Either way this is hilarious....


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Here is a snippet from Judge Mathis
In the game, you play La-Ron Washington, a recently released inmate who's trying to help out his community to turn his life around. However, with Detroit's toughest gangs chasing him down for a murder he didn't commit, he'll have to play it smart to avoid the game's penal consequences, which Judge Mathis took care to delicately explain.

"When you go to prison you can also be raped," Mathis said. "We may see young people who make the wrong choice and go to prison and are assaulted repeatedly."
"Like Normal People"
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#2 Jest   Take this! CAGiversary!   1861 Posts   Joined 8.9 Years Ago  

Posted 12 April 2009 - 07:39 PM

Looks like someone made a April Fools post, and made a typo, schedueling it for 1pm on April 11, nor 1st. Fail.

#3 smiggity   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   3585 Posts   Joined 7.7 Years Ago  

Posted 12 April 2009 - 07:51 PM

Really? Its on Yahoo. It makes sense cuz the guy is pretty weird. As in he wrote a book about being a street lord that was in the news recently...Well they fooled me if its not real. Im thinking it is real though, since the yahoo article has tons of quotes from the Judge. It says its being made by someone who worked on 187 ride or die


http://videogames.ya...er-game/1302181

#4 advanced   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   2943 Posts   Joined 6.8 Years Ago  

Posted 12 April 2009 - 07:59 PM

PRISON RAPE FTW!

Instant day one buy. Fuck, I'll buy whatever system this is on if I don't already own it.

#5 n8rockerasu   Shhh...I'm Invisible CAGiversary!   15279 Posts   Joined 8.8 Years Ago  

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Posted 12 April 2009 - 08:10 PM

"When you go to prison you can also be raped," Mathis said. "We may see young people who make the wrong choice and go to prison and are assaulted repeatedly."


This has got to be without question the best way to deter crime ever. Don't tell kids that their lives will be ruined, they'll have a hard time getting a job, and that they'll be alienated from their families. Focus on the buttrape. AWESOME!!! :applause:

#6 primetime   What time is it? CAGiversary!   1587 Posts   Joined 8.4 Years Ago  

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Posted 12 April 2009 - 09:27 PM

His show is pretty entertaining. Not holding out much hope for his game, however.
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#7 BostonCollegeFan   Banned Banned   1485 Posts   Joined 11.8 Years Ago  

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Posted 12 April 2009 - 09:45 PM

Judge Joe Mathis is awesome. Great show. He's better than Judge Judy by a mile.

#8 smiggity   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   3585 Posts   Joined 7.7 Years Ago  

Posted 12 April 2009 - 09:50 PM

Obviously it doesnt take much to entertain you two

#9 primetime   What time is it? CAGiversary!   1587 Posts   Joined 8.4 Years Ago  

primetime

Posted 12 April 2009 - 10:02 PM

Obviously it doesnt take much to entertain you two


Ha, well it's not like I make a habit of watching it or anything, but it's pretty funny when he makes fun of the litigants.
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#10 BostonCollegeFan   Banned Banned   1485 Posts   Joined 11.8 Years Ago  

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Posted 12 April 2009 - 10:52 PM

Nothing wrong with liking Judge Joe Mathis; i'd say people who enjoy shit like 24 or Heroes don't take much to entertain.

#11 Jest   Take this! CAGiversary!   1861 Posts   Joined 8.9 Years Ago  

Posted 13 April 2009 - 03:53 AM

I'd rather play Mock Trial with J. Reinhold

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#12 VipFREAK   Fun Knee! CAGiversary!   9411 Posts   Joined 8.5 Years Ago  

Posted 13 April 2009 - 04:00 AM

Can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I'd rather play Dog the Bounty Hunter.

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#13 shadowkast   Lowball Ban Lowball Ban   4980 Posts   Joined 7.4 Years Ago  

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 07:34 AM

oh I miss the D...not enough games with this city as the locale...loved midnight club:dub because of this....I'll buy this game when it hits $15
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#14 arnoldhead   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   299 Posts   Joined 7.6 Years Ago  

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 08:30 AM

I'd rather play Mock Trial with J. Reinhold

Great, now I have that stupid William Hung theme song stuck in my head. Damn Hung jury...

#15 Ugamer_X   You can trust me CAGiversary!   7617 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

Posted 13 April 2009 - 10:28 AM

I'd rather play Mock Trial with J. Reinhold

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#16 punkmaggit   Masashi Hamauzu > you CAGiversary!   2505 Posts   Joined 7.6 Years Ago  

Posted 13 April 2009 - 02:33 PM

Judge Joe Mathis is awesome. Great show. He's better than Judge Judy by a mile.

QFT.

#17 smiggity   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   3585 Posts   Joined 7.7 Years Ago  

Posted 13 April 2009 - 04:54 PM

Midnight Club Dub Edition is in the D?????? Is it on PS3?

#18 x3x1x   So fresh and so clean CAGiversary!   2207 Posts   Joined 8.7 Years Ago  

Posted 13 April 2009 - 07:18 PM

Midnight Club: Dub is the ps2 game. Not sure what other games feature the D, I think there was some terrible psp one that came out a couple years ago.

#19 WhipSmartBanky   Bring on the free hooch! CAGiversary!   15294 Posts   Joined 12.1 Years Ago  

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 07:49 PM

PRISON RAPE FTW!

Instant day one buy. Fuck, I'll buy whatever system this is on if I don't already own it.

I wonder if it'll be a quick-time event...

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