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"Tekken" movie. Trailer now live!


#1 DrMunkee   Logical AND dreamy CAGiversary!   880 Posts   Joined 5.9 Years Ago  

Posted 15 January 2010 - 05:00 AM



At least....well....

It sure is.

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#2 tiredfornow   Banned Banned   35417 Posts   Joined 9.3 Years Ago  

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 05:16 AM

Almost as shitty as the games! Awesome.

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#3 vrblknch   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   188 Posts   Joined 8.1 Years Ago  

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 05:24 AM

Y Y Y? (not yea yea yea) Makes bloodsport look like oscar material. No but really the fight choreo looks decent. Heihachi, Raven, Eddie, and Nina look MUCH too literal, almost SF:The Movie bad. The Jin kid looks legit. Is this direct to dvd? Would be a great slow nite netflix stream.

#4 JetTone   Life CAGiversary!   2759 Posts   Joined 9.7 Years Ago  

Posted 15 January 2010 - 05:28 AM

I think it's set for theatre release. Looks horrible. I'll probably see though.

#5 lokizz   Go $$$$ Yourself CAGiversary!   10104 Posts   Joined 9.4 Years Ago  

Posted 15 January 2010 - 05:29 AM

live action videogame movies always suck especially the fighting ones....no wait the first mortal kombat was cool and thats the only one.

#6 bardockkun   Porn, Kitsch And Firearms CAGiversary!   9933 Posts   Joined 9.6 Years Ago  

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 06:14 AM

All I could think while watching it was that movie "Never Back Down." I'm not expecting much...If anything.
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#7 ZerotypeX   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   3785 Posts   Joined 8.7 Years Ago  

Posted 15 January 2010 - 06:25 AM

Like everyone, not expecting good things to come from this movie, but I would watch it, lol
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Posted 15 January 2010 - 06:40 AM

rather watch Avenging Fist again
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#9 Tybalt Flux   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   905 Posts   Joined 8.8 Years Ago  

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 06:47 AM

Well, at least they scored Wesley Snipes for the movie.

Oh wait.

#10 AFRO insomniac   Old School CAGiversary!   4731 Posts   Joined 7.6 Years Ago  

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 06:53 AM

This looks horrendous.

Corny level is through the roof.

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#11 ratzombie   aka yunkie CAGiversary!   12862 Posts   Joined 10.0 Years Ago  

Posted 15 January 2010 - 07:13 AM

I thought this was a fan-made film at first. Yikes.

#12 Brownjohn   BAMF CAGiversary!   1986 Posts   Joined 6.0 Years Ago  

Posted 15 January 2010 - 07:40 AM

Looks like shit. What we really need is another Bloodsport. Bring back Van Damme!
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#13 elessar123   "AT LAST, SIR TERRY, WE MUST WALK TOGETHER." CAGiversary!   10684 Posts   Joined 6.3 Years Ago  

Posted 15 January 2010 - 08:27 AM

Wasn't this supposed to be out when Tekken 6: BR came out? Didn't even realize they pushed it back. It looks better than the recent Street Fighter movie at least. And where's Jin's spiky hair?

P.S. lol arena stage of Tekken 4....

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#14 whoknows   Time and Eternity for all of time and eternity CAGiversary!   36004 Posts   Joined 11.0 Years Ago  

Posted 15 January 2010 - 08:30 AM

Looks fantastic!!

#15 GuilewasNK   No gimmicks necessary. CAGiversary!   21261 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

Posted 15 January 2010 - 06:19 PM

live action videogame movies always suck especially the fighting ones....no wait the first mortal kombat was cool and thats the only one.


The DOA movie was cool. If you don't go into DOA expecting Enter the Dragon, you have a decent, fun film to pass a night away with. Plus, Jaime Pressly was looking mighty fine.

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#16 FroMann   Follow FroMann! CAGiversary!   1271 Posts   Joined 6.7 Years Ago  

Posted 15 January 2010 - 06:54 PM

Looks like they cut back on the budget for hair gel. I am going to be scared to see what Pauls hair would look like. I wouldn't mind seeing this trash at my Theater though. Tekken is still my favorite fighting series, but 6 was a little bit of a let down. I fear this movie may kill the series.

#17 tankass   Badass Mutha CAGiversary!   714 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

Posted 15 January 2010 - 07:34 PM

Surprisingly enough, it doesnt look as bad as I imagined it (although I can imagine pretty terrible stuff), that being said Ill probably vote it better than any of the SF movies, despite being a SF fan (or because of?) And is it me or does Jin look like the whitest asian ever, or the most asian white boy ever? Couldnt tell really. Better than the DBZ movie.

#18 bobo2k4   OooSplendiforous CAGiversary!   3182 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

Posted 15 January 2010 - 07:38 PM

Why do they bother making this crap? If this were the 80's or mid 90's it could be passable but come on.
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#19 DV8   dv8sad CAGiversary!   439 Posts   Joined 10.8 Years Ago  

Posted 15 January 2010 - 07:52 PM

They should have just made a direct to DVD CG film. Is there a reason Jin isn't asian? I mean ... damn.

#20 Dahk   Words are Wind CAGiversary!   1457 Posts   Joined 6.1 Years Ago  

Posted 15 January 2010 - 08:24 PM

That looks awful buahahahah

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#21 ChristDestroyer   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   1 Posts   Joined 7.4 Years Ago  

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:04 PM

whoa, they have really good costumes they look almost exactly like they do in the game, this may be really good if you like tekken. I'm going to pay to see it. No King in the trailer though.

#22 Ink.So.Well.   Well.Went.Wild. CAGiversary!   3020 Posts   Joined 9.1 Years Ago  

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:24 PM

Ugh... this type of 'quality' would have been acceptable in the early to late nineties but even as a kid I doubt you could have convinced me to pay for my own ticket to watch this disaster unfold. At least SF was so bad it should have won an Oscar as one of the best surprise comedies of its release year. I'm skeptical Tekken can eclipse it.

Btw where the hell is King and Armor King!? -_-'

 

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#23 trq   I *am* the reinforcements CAGiversary!   2365 Posts   Joined 11.7 Years Ago  

Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:33 PM

The DOA movie was cool. If you don't go into DOA expecting Enter the Dragon, you have a decent, fun film to pass a night away with. Plus, Jaime Pressly was looking mighty fine.


Yup. As long as the fight choreography is decent, nothing else matters. It has Gary Daniels as Bryan Fury and Cung Le as Law, so at least they're getting serious fighters (and not actors, evidently).

#24 GuilewasNK   No gimmicks necessary. CAGiversary!   21261 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

Posted 15 January 2010 - 11:16 PM

Yup. As long as the fight choreography is decent, nothing else matters. It has Gary Daniels as Bryan Fury and Cung Le as Law, so at least they're getting serious fighters (and not actors, evidently).


Exactly.

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#25 Yagami   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1194 Posts   Joined 6.9 Years Ago  

Posted 16 January 2010 - 01:28 AM

Yeah you don't watch movies like this for story. Better have good action sequences.

I liked DOA's interpretation of the characters. Especially Helena.

#26 ITDEFX   My foot itches..must be athlete's foot CAGiversary!   17146 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

Posted 16 January 2010 - 02:30 AM

The DOA movie was cool. If you don't go into DOA expecting Enter the Dragon, you have a decent, fun film to pass a night away with. Plus, Jaime Pressly was looking mighty fine.


I have yet to watch DOA...but this new movie might just be worth checking out.

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Posted 16 January 2010 - 02:52 AM

Not saying much, but at least it doesn't have the Super Mario Bros: The Movie levels of awfulness that the KOF trailer has.