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It is illegal to assault the internet!


#1 GuilewasNK   No gimmicks necessary. CAGiversary!   21263 Posts   Joined 11.7 Years Ago  

Posted 15 January 2010 - 05:10 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2...ogle/index.html

"The Internet in China is open," said Xi Yanchun, a Chinese embassy spokesman. "It is illegal to assault the Internet. China [welcomes] foreign Internet enterprises to do business legally in China."

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I don't know why, but this statement amuses me and is my new quote. :lol:

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#2 speedracer   Banned Banned   3735 Posts   Joined 11.8 Years Ago  

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 06:09 PM

Not coincidentally, it is also illegal to insult the internet.
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#3 crunchb3rry   HODOR! CAGiversary!   5524 Posts   Joined 9.3 Years Ago  

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 07:24 PM

It's illegal to sodomize the internet as well, except in Idaho.

#4 tankass   Badass Mutha CAGiversary!   714 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

Posted 15 January 2010 - 07:43 PM

I wonder how long till the internet gets a restraining order on all trolls? Although the one thing everyone can feel safe about is that therll never be a sexual assault case from the internet. Internet is a whore like that.

#5 irideabike   no show CAGiversary!   6031 Posts   Joined 6.8 Years Ago  

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 07:49 PM

Have you seen some of the fatties on facebook lately? The internet gets assaulted on a daily basis.

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 08:05 PM

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#7 GuilewasNK   No gimmicks necessary. CAGiversary!   21263 Posts   Joined 11.7 Years Ago  

Posted 15 January 2010 - 11:09 PM

It's illegal to sodomize the internet as well, except in Idaho.



Heh.

Idaho.

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#8 GuilewasNK   No gimmicks necessary. CAGiversary!   21263 Posts   Joined 11.7 Years Ago  

Posted 16 January 2010 - 08:12 PM

Have you seen some of the fatties on facebook lately? The internet gets assaulted on a daily basis.


Fatties on facebook? You are looking for your porn in the wrong place.

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