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#1 fatherofcaitlyn   Der Uber Hoarder CAGiversary!   7155 Posts   Joined 10.0 Years Ago  

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 08:00 PM

http://www.wnd.com/i...w&pageId=123895
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#2 irideabike   no show CAGiversary!   6027 Posts   Joined 6.4 Years Ago  

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 08:15 PM

that whole thing is just creepy.

There are no shortcuts. No do-overs. What happened, happened. Trust me. I know. All of this matters.

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#3 cdeener   Love Those Price Drops!!! CAGiversary!   4804 Posts   Joined 10.4 Years Ago  

Posted 05 February 2010 - 08:17 PM

:rofl: :rofl:
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#4 lokizz   Go $$$$ Yourself CAGiversary!   10104 Posts   Joined 9.1 Years Ago  

Posted 05 February 2010 - 08:28 PM

didnt she do a ovie when she was a kid about being molested or something? besides its not like shes going to get naked and both chicks i believe are underaged in the end all this will do is give it publicity and motivate more pedos to buy advance tickets.

#5 SpazX   13 Billion Years in the Making CAGiversary!   8278 Posts   Joined 9.7 Years Ago  

Posted 05 February 2010 - 09:03 PM

If she's 15 and naked in the movie then it's a bad thing. If not, then what?

But that article is fucking nuts, which isn't surprising.

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#6 fatherofcaitlyn   Der Uber Hoarder CAGiversary!   7155 Posts   Joined 10.0 Years Ago  

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 09:19 PM

If I could only get her mom or dad to marry one of my inlaws, then I would be safe under the Kentucky law: "The age of consent is 16, but 14 if she is family."

If nothing else, I could use the standard Kentucky law of "Molestation requires two sober and conscious parties."
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#7 Sycowulf   Somewhat Damaged CAGiversary!   359 Posts   Joined 10.8 Years Ago  

Posted 05 February 2010 - 09:20 PM

Sounds... different.

Not as good as this though.

#8 irideabike   no show CAGiversary!   6027 Posts   Joined 6.4 Years Ago  

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 10:12 PM

that article isn't as nuts as this one, complete with pictures.

http://tv.yahoo.com/...ounger-man--969

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#9 Strell   LOBSTERS!....IN MY PANTS! CAGiversary!   26582 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

Posted 05 February 2010 - 10:24 PM

that article isn't as nuts as this one, complete with pictures.


You mad


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#10 trq   I *am* the reinforcements CAGiversary!   2365 Posts   Joined 11.4 Years Ago  

Posted 05 February 2010 - 10:29 PM

Ah, wnd.com, purveyors of fine WERES TEH BIRF CIRTIFICKATE OBMAMA? crack-pottery. You never cease to amuse, with your wild panic attacks about everything and anything. Considering the sum total of "risque" content of the film is a single girl-on-girl kiss, their outrage is pure comedy gold.

#11 crunchb3rry   HODOR! CAGiversary!   5524 Posts   Joined 9.0 Years Ago  

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 12:43 AM

Sounds... different.

Not as good as this though.


That's awesome. The real movie was badass too.

#12 JJSP   Beyond economical repair. CAGiversary!   9859 Posts   Joined 8.6 Years Ago  

Posted 06 February 2010 - 12:57 AM

You mad

Hahaha. Awesome.

Cause I'm sick of seeing ghosts, and I know how it's all gonna end

There's no triumph waiting, there's no sunset to ride off in

We all want to be great men, there's nothing romantic about it

I just want to know that I did all I could with what I was given

I just want to sell out my funeral.

I just want to be enough for everyone.


#13 fatherofcaitlyn   Der Uber Hoarder CAGiversary!   7155 Posts   Joined 10.0 Years Ago  

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 05:15 AM

Ah, wnd.com, purveyors of fine WERES TEH BIRF CIRTIFICKATE OBMAMA? crack-pottery. You never cease to amuse, with your wild panic attacks about everything and anything. Considering the sum total of "risque" content of the film is a single girl-on-girl kiss, their outrage is pure comedy gold.


My guano supplier, rense, links to them daily. They make me smile and help me relate to my customers.
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#14 Josef   Touched the dead CAGiversary!   7374 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

Posted 06 February 2010 - 06:24 AM

I believe Kristen Stewart was underage when she filmed this scene as well.

Kristen Stewart was also underage when she filmed her role as a stripper in her latest film Welcome to the Rileys.

Pedobear doubly approves.

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 05:37 PM

Couric needs to grow out her hair. Those pictures are fucking ridiculous.
RIP Hiroshi Yamauchi

This is the greatest thing ever. Certainly in the OTT at least.


#16 xeno   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1157 Posts   Joined 8.2 Years Ago  

Posted 06 February 2010 - 11:03 PM

Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett? Yes please! <_< shes closer to my age so w/e
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#17 cRodz   Lead Chimp Ass CAGiversary!   2366 Posts   Joined 5.6 Years Ago  

Posted 06 February 2010 - 11:11 PM

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Too old.

#18 Malik112099   Got Wife? CAGiversary!   8220 Posts   Joined 9.4 Years Ago  

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 11:32 PM

that article isn't as nuts as this one, complete with pictures.

http://tv.yahoo.com/...ounger-man--969

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I would ruin that.
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#19 fatherofcaitlyn   Der Uber Hoarder CAGiversary!   7155 Posts   Joined 10.0 Years Ago  

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Posted 07 February 2010 - 01:06 AM

I would ruin that.


If those shoes were rings, they would be a lot of fun in the air.

The only downside to somebody her age is how bad she probably looks without makeup.
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#20 Strell   LOBSTERS!....IN MY PANTS! CAGiversary!   26582 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

Posted 07 February 2010 - 02:17 AM

The only downside to somebody her age is how bad she probably looks without makeup.


I've found this result to be age agnostic.


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#21 Chuplayer   Anticitizen One CAGiversary!   2472 Posts   Joined 10.2 Years Ago  

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Posted 07 February 2010 - 02:45 AM

Holy cow! People under 18 have sex! How horrible!

If this turns out to be kiddie porn, then I'll begin to care.
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#22 lawdood   Digital Jedi CAGiversary!   2441 Posts   Joined 8.9 Years Ago  

Posted 07 February 2010 - 03:03 AM

There's something just a wee bit creepy about a person with the username "fatherofcaitlyn" starting a pedobear thread...

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#23 darkslime   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   2067 Posts   Joined 7.1 Years Ago  

Posted 08 February 2010 - 05:38 AM

I would take a younger woman if they were able to push through my girth.

Until then, the little sister onahole it is!

#24 munkapotamus   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   178 Posts   Joined 8.4 Years Ago  

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 05:59 AM

lol. see "the professional" director's cut. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110413/ . Some nice pedotastic natalie portman as a little girl, asking an old assassin dude to bang her. Just watching the movie made me feel like a dirty old pedo. Pedobear would surely approve.
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#25 crunchb3rry   HODOR! CAGiversary!   5524 Posts   Joined 9.0 Years Ago  

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 06:22 AM

Even in the domestic cut of The Professional, there was still a lot of pedophile themes. Specifically Matilda's interaction with the hotel desk clerk. That was the only Luc Besson movie I liked (hated Fifth Element, hated The Messenger 10x more). I'm surprised they never made a sequel. Like with Natalie Portman's character graduating, digging up Leon's plant, and trying to whack Tony for essentially stealing Leon's money. That was the real question I had after the movie: was Tony genuinely a friend to Leon or was he taking advantage of him?

#26 GogetaSS4   Super Saiyan 4 CAGiversary!   1378 Posts   Joined 6.7 Years Ago  

Posted 08 February 2010 - 07:58 AM

http://www.wnd.com/i...w&pageId=123895


lol Pedobear does not approve to old.

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#27 DarkNessBear   CABear CAGiversary!   6477 Posts   Joined 9.7 Years Ago  

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 08:33 AM

Holy cow! People under 18 have sex! How horrible!

If this turns out to be kiddie porn, then I'll begin to care.


Me to... ;)

#28 cRodz   Lead Chimp Ass CAGiversary!   2366 Posts   Joined 5.6 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2010 - 02:27 AM

kiddie porn?

i am listening

#29 shieryda   Opus Eponymous CAGiversary!   9249 Posts   Joined 10.8 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2010 - 03:32 PM

Joan Jett was/is a lesbian?! You learn something new everyday.

#30 mis0   ~ CAGiversary!   4077 Posts   Joined 6.1 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2010 - 04:41 PM

I approve.

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