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Things you do to annoy your girlfriend


#1 CitizenOne   Numero Uno CAGiversary!   636 Posts   Joined 7.3 Years Ago  

CitizenOne

Posted 23 September 2010 - 02:27 AM

Thought this would be fun, so I'll start:

- Lock the car windows and fart
- Fart in her face
- Fart in her face when we're both going up the stairs and I'm in front
- Fart when we're snuggling
- Fart in the elevator
- Do pelvic thrusts when she hugs me... in public
- Give her unattractive pet names, like 'my little poop'
- When she's wearing a tanktop and we're lounging around on the couch with her arms around me, I'll stick my nose in her armpit and pretend it smells or run my finger across her armpit and pretend it's hairy

There's probably a whole lot more I'm forgetting that I'll post if I remember them.

#2 Arakias   Inferior Potassium CAGiversary!   3623 Posts   Joined 11.8 Years Ago  

Posted 23 September 2010 - 02:38 AM

Thought this would be fun, so I'll start:

- Lock the car windows and fart
- Fart in her face
- Fart in her face when we're both going up the stairs and I'm in front
- Fart when we're snuggling
- Fart in the elevator
- Do pelvic thrusts when she hugs me... in public
- Give her unattractive pet names, like 'my little poop'
- When she's wearing a tanktop and we're lounging around on the couch with her arms around me, I'll stick my nose in her armpit and pretend it smells or run my finger across her armpit and pretend it's hairy

There's probably a whole lot more I'm forgetting that I'll post if I remember them.


Holy crap. How old are you? I'm quoting this just in case you decide you need to change it.

My original post was simply gonna say use CAG.

#3 CitizenOne   Numero Uno CAGiversary!   636 Posts   Joined 7.3 Years Ago  

CitizenOne

Posted 23 September 2010 - 02:40 AM

Holy crap. How old are you? I'm quoting this just in case you decide you need to change it.

My original post was simply gonna say use CAG.


Hahaha I'm 23. We've been together for 4 years :lol:

#4 dkreegz515   Dave "Drama" Kreegz CAGiversary!   792 Posts   Joined 8.1 Years Ago  

dkreegz515

Posted 23 September 2010 - 02:40 AM

crazy that most guys think/act alike... i've been with my fiance for more than 6 years... lived together for over 4 years... so here i go.
- take a dump with the door open
- take a dump while shes in the shower
- take a dump while shes brushing her teeth, brushing hair, makeup
- slap her ass and say good game--- any time of day for no reason.
- when she goes to kiss me goodnight or something just a peck... i stick out my tounge like im gonna mouth rape her.

thats my list as of now i might think of more.
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#5 GaveUpTomorrow   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1698 Posts   Joined 8.6 Years Ago  

GaveUpTomorrow

Posted 23 September 2010 - 02:41 AM

You must be a real hit with the ladies...


#6 CoffeeEdge   Resident Communaut CAGiversary!   8536 Posts   Joined 11.8 Years Ago  

Posted 23 September 2010 - 02:47 AM

Thought this would be fun, so I'll start:

- Fart
- Fart
- Fart
- Fart
- Fart


High five, bro. Sounds like you totally pwn that ho in hilarious, original ways.
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#7 Arakias   Inferior Potassium CAGiversary!   3623 Posts   Joined 11.8 Years Ago  

Posted 23 September 2010 - 02:50 AM

Hahaha I'm 23. We've been together for 4 years :lol:


What does Brain Age: Train Your Brain tell you your age is? I'm guessing a lot lower than your actual years....
I wish I could unsee this thread. Seriously.

#8 addicted2games   游戏玩家为生活 !! CAGiversary!   3347 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

addicted2games

Posted 23 September 2010 - 02:51 AM

wow, um................ this is an epic thread right here.......................

#9 lokizz   Go $$$$ Yourself CAGiversary!   10104 Posts   Joined 9.4 Years Ago  

Posted 23 September 2010 - 02:52 AM

that just comes off like a list of ways to lose a gf or make sure you never have one. but i guess to each his own .

#10 bardockkun   Porn, Kitsch And Firearms CAGiversary!   9926 Posts   Joined 9.6 Years Ago  

bardockkun

Posted 23 September 2010 - 02:55 AM

Things I do to annoy my girlfriend...

I Call her parents and tell her were going to get married.
I Drive by her house slowly and stare.
I Violate the restraining order she put on me.
I Make menacing phone calls to what she calls her "actual boyfriend."
Small things here and there, no big deal.
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#11 addicted2games   游戏玩家为生活 !! CAGiversary!   3347 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

addicted2games

Posted 23 September 2010 - 02:56 AM

that just comes off like a list of ways to lose a gf or make sure you never have one. but i guess to each his own .


haha lokizz, your avatar goes very well with this statement. Nothing like banging your girlfriend's mom to cause turbulence in the relationship. lol

#12 addicted2games   游戏玩家为生活 !! CAGiversary!   3347 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

addicted2games

Posted 23 September 2010 - 02:57 AM

Oh yeah, and I guess to annoy my wife, I pee in her butt.























just kidding!

#13 JSP   Return to my Roots CAGiversary!   12015 Posts   Joined 8.1 Years Ago  

Posted 23 September 2010 - 06:39 AM

Sex.
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#14 VipFREAK   Fun Knee! CAGiversary!   9411 Posts   Joined 8.5 Years Ago  

Posted 23 September 2010 - 06:47 AM

It's amazing any of you have girlfriends... don't procreate btw.

My Summer Motto: "When Nature turns off the damn heat I'll turn off my A/C"


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#15 QiG   I'm all out of gum.. CAGiversary!   2866 Posts   Joined 8.6 Years Ago  

Posted 23 September 2010 - 11:54 AM

Your girlfriend gets annoyed when I fart around her too! *high five*
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#16 csidegamer   What problem w/ Dwarves? CAGiversary!   1827 Posts   Joined 10.9 Years Ago  

Posted 23 September 2010 - 01:21 PM

Things I do to annoy my girlfriend...

Talk about my wife.
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#17 JayVG   CAG Veteran CAGiversary!   20 Posts   Joined 5.4 Years Ago  

Posted 23 September 2010 - 01:40 PM

Things I do to annoy my wife....
Talk about my other girlfriend.

If you love someone you generally try not to annoy or anger them but that's only if you truly want to keep them around.

#18 Fortune_P_Dawg   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   200 Posts   Joined 5.3 Years Ago  

Fortune_P_Dawg

Posted 23 September 2010 - 03:25 PM

Sometimes when I hug her in public I'll "accidentally" brush up on her crotch area with my fingers.

I belch really loud in public, even at fancy restaurants.

When she's watching a movie at home I'll often jump up, dance around the livingroom, thrust my pelvis in her face, and sing "I neeeeed a bloooow joooooooob! Put myyyyy dooooooong in yo mooouuth! Mmmm yeeeah! C'mon, let me hear you!!!!"

I won't smoke my ganja with her until her school work is done (only one semester left, thank god).

If I notice her dozing off on the couch I'll wake her by sneaking up on her and kissing & sucking on her toes (she's extremely ticklish).

If I think she's lying or fibbing I instantly call her out just to be a prick.

I play and buy video games.
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#19 RAMSTORIA   fate is inexorable CAGiversary!   11980 Posts   Joined 11.0 Years Ago  

Posted 23 September 2010 - 03:42 PM

start mundane conversations with, "we have to talk".
fall asleep on the couch watching tv instead of coming to bed.
dont rinse my dishes sometimes.

umm probably a lot more if i thought about it.

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#20 Kevlar281   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   577 Posts   Joined 8.4 Years Ago  

Kevlar281

Posted 23 September 2010 - 04:06 PM

Thought this would be fun, so I'll start:

- Lock the car windows and fart
- Fart in her face
- Fart in her face when we're both going up the stairs and I'm in front
- Fart when we're snuggling
- Fart in the elevator
- Do pelvic thrusts when she hugs me... in public
- Give her unattractive pet names, like 'my little poop'
- When she's wearing a tanktop and we're lounging around on the couch with her arms around me, I'll stick my nose in her armpit and pretend it smells or run my finger across her armpit and pretend it's hairy

There's probably a whole lot more I'm forgetting that I'll post if I remember them.


Ohhh look at me everyone I have a girlfriend.

#21 advanced   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   2943 Posts   Joined 6.8 Years Ago  

Posted 23 September 2010 - 04:11 PM

start mundane conversations with, "we have to talk".


I'm going to have to steal that one.

#22 Access_Denied   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   2834 Posts   Joined 8.1 Years Ago  

Access_Denied

Posted 23 September 2010 - 05:14 PM

I'm going to have to steal that one.


Me too. I don't have or want a girlfriend right now, but I can do this to all my really close girl friends. :lol:

#23 urmomlikesme   Random Fart Noise CAGiversary!   1183 Posts   Joined 6.0 Years Ago  

urmomlikesme

Posted 23 September 2010 - 05:36 PM

With all the stuff you guys do to them, you should be happy they stay with you
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#24 iKilledChewbacca   Trading Time Out (Under Investigation) Do not trade! Trading Timeout - Under Review   3946 Posts   Joined 5.9 Years Ago  

iKilledChewbacca

Posted 23 September 2010 - 05:42 PM

I like to tell her that her mom is hot....because she is ;)

#25 irideabike   no show CAGiversary!   6031 Posts   Joined 6.7 Years Ago  

irideabike

Posted 23 September 2010 - 05:44 PM

I don't do anything to purposely annoy my wife, I treat her like she's the best thing that ever happened to me...which she is.

There are no shortcuts. No do-overs. What happened, happened. Trust me. I know. All of this matters.

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#26 dopa345   All around nice guy CAGiversary!   2206 Posts   Joined 11.3 Years Ago  

Posted 23 September 2010 - 11:10 PM

You sound like a real catch, OP.

#27 Arakias   Inferior Potassium CAGiversary!   3623 Posts   Joined 11.8 Years Ago  

Posted 24 September 2010 - 12:31 AM

who else is a farter?

#28 CoffeeEdge   Resident Communaut CAGiversary!   8536 Posts   Joined 11.8 Years Ago  

Posted 24 September 2010 - 01:13 AM

who else is a farter?


Thread of the year.
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#29 IAmTheCheapestGamer   Banned Banned   28796 Posts   Joined 10.1 Years Ago  

IAmTheCheapestGamer

Posted 24 September 2010 - 01:38 AM

What's a girlfriend?

i added a link to more wang pics. yu wang i mean not wang wang as in penis.

Sarcasm-Just one of the many services I offer.
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#30 JSP   Return to my Roots CAGiversary!   12015 Posts   Joined 8.1 Years Ago  

Posted 24 September 2010 - 01:51 AM

What's a girlfriend?


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