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GI JOE (2): Retalation


#1 ITDEFX   My foot itches..must be athlete's foot CAGiversary!   17024 Posts   Joined 10.7 Years Ago  

Posted 06 March 2011 - 04:58 AM

http://www.comingsoo...ws.php?id=90579

About a month til the movie comes out they pull this shit?!??!?!?!

wtf paramount!??!!

http://www.comingsoo...s.php?id=101836



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#2 RedRingOfDeath   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   861 Posts   Joined 5.0 Years Ago  

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Posted 06 March 2011 - 05:06 AM

/facepalm/

I know the muffin man!


#3 Necrozilla   meeeeeeeeeeeeep CAGiversary!   1964 Posts   Joined 4.3 Years Ago  

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Posted 06 March 2011 - 05:47 AM

First one was fun and reminded me like the first Transformers movie... but we all know how shit Transformers 2 turned out so anything can happen.

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Posted 06 March 2011 - 05:48 AM

I enjoyed the first one.

I'll watch this one too.

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#5 Scorch   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   37477 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

Posted 06 March 2011 - 06:08 AM

I'm sure LP will be in shortly to flip out.

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#6 Necrozilla   meeeeeeeeeeeeep CAGiversary!   1964 Posts   Joined 4.3 Years Ago  

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Posted 06 March 2011 - 06:27 AM

I fell asleep during Eragon.

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#7 DV8   dv8sad CAGiversary!   439 Posts   Joined 10.3 Years Ago  

Posted 06 March 2011 - 06:32 AM

The first one I enjoyed until Cobra commander put on his hideous mask. WTF was that. If they fix that I'll be happy.

#8 LaraCroftsLeftBoob   Insert Custom User Title CAGiversary!   1157 Posts   Joined 11.3 Years Ago  

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Posted 06 March 2011 - 06:54 AM

the first one raped my childhood.
i guess this one is going to beat it bloody and leave it laying in a ditch somewhere.
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#9 ninjalunchbox79   WTF?!?!?!? CAGiversary!   734 Posts   Joined 8.6 Years Ago  

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Posted 06 March 2011 - 06:55 AM

I fell asleep during the prince of persia movie . . lol

#10 whoknows   Time and Eternity for all of time and eternity CAGiversary!   34690 Posts   Joined 10.5 Years Ago   Has been playing Time and Eternity
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Posted 06 March 2011 - 06:59 AM

I fell asleep during the prince of persia movie . . lol


I saw that movie 4 times in theaters.

Not because I wanted to, but because I kept lying to people and saying I hadn't seen it yet because if I told them I had they'd get all whiny or complain or something.

Never again.

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#11 guyver2077   CAG Original CAGiversary!   15674 Posts   Joined 11.3 Years Ago  

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Posted 06 March 2011 - 07:07 AM

hell yea

1080i is for douchebags


#12 TheRock88   The Franchise CAGiversary!   10505 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

Posted 06 March 2011 - 08:18 AM

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#13 bardockkun   Porn, Kitsch And Firearms CAGiversary!   9616 Posts   Joined 9.2 Years Ago  

Posted 06 March 2011 - 08:57 AM

Only good part in the first movie was out of no where here comes Marlon Waynes in a goddamn forklift and IMPALES a COBRA soldier with it THROUGH a concrete pillar. It made no damn sense and I just started bursting out laughing.
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#14 ITDEFX   My foot itches..must be athlete's foot CAGiversary!   17024 Posts   Joined 10.7 Years Ago  

Posted 06 March 2011 - 01:08 PM

The first one I enjoyed until Cobra commander put on his hideous mask. WTF was that. If they fix that I'll be happy.


Yea I know there was something that one of the writers/producers said that they didn't want to use CC hooded mask because it could give off the wrong impression and make people think he's actually working for the KKK.#-o and that the metal mask would look stupid on him. Uhhh ok...so what they came up with was better?

the first one raped my childhood.
i guess this one is going to beat it bloody and leave it laying in a ditch somewhere.


you poor, poor child... therapy must have been expensive lol

I saw that movie 4 times in theaters.

Not because I wanted to, but because I kept lying to people and saying I hadn't seen it yet because if I told them I had they'd get all whiny or complain or something.

Never again.


PoP was actually not as bad as I thought it was going to be. :)

Who knows how this is going to turn out without the original director. It could go either way.

I'm hoping for Lady Jaye in this one :drool:

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Posted 06 March 2011 - 10:30 PM

You know how people sometimes say they change things from the cartoons because some things in the cartoons are just too silly for live action?

I think between this and Transformers they managed to make it even sillier.
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#16 Vulgarism   A living, breathing piece of defecating meat. CAGiversary!   3791 Posts   Joined 8.4 Years Ago  

Posted 06 March 2011 - 10:58 PM

I was happy to see Lee Byung-hun making his debut over here, but it sucks it had to be in G.I. JOE. Since he's coming back, maybe things will improve, but John Chu directing doesn't do anything for me. I'll see this new one as well for Lee, but maybe things will turn out better... Maybe.

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#17 Ziv   Jerk Extreme CAGiversary!   1635 Posts   Joined 9.9 Years Ago  

Posted 07 March 2011 - 03:35 AM

I finally watched the first one a few weeks ago. It wasn't too bad. My son liked it, so well probably go see the second one. And if it has 100% less Wayans in it, I'll be happy.

#18 Yagami   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1189 Posts   Joined 6.5 Years Ago  

Posted 07 March 2011 - 04:02 AM

What are you talking about Marlon Wayans is great. In Living Colour, Requim For a Dream, Scary Movie, bunch of other mindless stupid but funny movies.

Hell, he's was the only redeeming quality about the D&D movie.

#19 themaster20000   You sleeping yet? CAGiversary!   2101 Posts   Joined 6.1 Years Ago  

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Posted 07 March 2011 - 04:23 AM

Not a surprise seeing how much money the first made, it was just a matter of when.

#20 dreamerslost   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   93 Posts   Joined 7.0 Years Ago  

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Posted 07 March 2011 - 05:11 AM

first one was awesome.... till the cobra commander mask like someone said.... the 2nd one is directed by the guy who did justin biber movie... probably will be lame

#21 Fanboy   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   553 Posts   Joined 10.7 Years Ago  

Posted 08 March 2011 - 09:25 PM

Hell, he's was the only redeeming quality about the D&D movie.


That's like being the kernel of corn in a piece of shit.

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 09:33 PM

The first movie would have been vastly more watchable with 100% less Channing Tatum. It's like watching a cardboard box try and emote. I could deal with just about everything else. I even thought the setup for the next movie was ok but if they aren't going in that direction, I won't even bother watching the sequel on TV.
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#23 ITDEFX   My foot itches..must be athlete's foot CAGiversary!   17024 Posts   Joined 10.7 Years Ago  

Posted 07 June 2011 - 11:56 AM

Ummm :|

http://www.comingsoo...ws.php?id=78447

well it is more about action than story so I can let this one slide.

Word is that he's going to play Roadblock

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I guess we will really smell what the Rock is cooking now huh? :D

#24 powercreep   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   274 Posts   Joined 10.7 Years Ago  

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Posted 07 June 2011 - 09:00 PM

Well, at least he's playing a black Joe character vs that Wayans dude playing a white one in the original movie. And while we're at it, can be get Breaker to be a good ol' country boy (like he was originally) instead of a latino? Then there's the GI Joe game which had Dial Tone as a chick so there's that...

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#25 ITDEFX   My foot itches..must be athlete's foot CAGiversary!   17024 Posts   Joined 10.7 Years Ago  

Posted 08 June 2011 - 07:53 PM

What about Shipwreck?

#26 lordopus99   Training for the silver CAGiversary!   5124 Posts   Joined 10.9 Years Ago  

Posted 08 June 2011 - 08:07 PM

I can't believe this is actually going to be made. It's as if the first one didn't destroy the legacy of GI Joe already. Let's continue the role driving it into the ground.

#27 themaster20000   You sleeping yet? CAGiversary!   2101 Posts   Joined 6.1 Years Ago  

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 08:22 PM

I can't believe this is actually going to be made. It's as if the first one didn't destroy the legacy of GI Joe already. Let's continue the role driving it into the ground.


You think the studio cares about the legacy of GI Joe.Look at how much money the first film made,am surprised it took them this long to start on the sequel.

#28 Ratchet & CAG   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   557 Posts   Joined 5.2 Years Ago  

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 08:41 PM

All we need is Stone Cold as Destro!

#29 ITDEFX   My foot itches..must be athlete's foot CAGiversary!   17024 Posts   Joined 10.7 Years Ago  

Posted 23 May 2012 - 08:56 PM

Well the movie is done and ready to go..........at the last minute paramount pulls this bullshit! Fuck!
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#30 bardockkun   Porn, Kitsch And Firearms CAGiversary!   9616 Posts   Joined 9.2 Years Ago  

Posted 23 May 2012 - 09:59 PM

Yeah. Fuck that 3D bullshit. No one likes post production 3D so they can eat a dick and kill themselves for this dumbass idea.
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