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Machete (2) Kills!: BOGO This Saturday only!


#1 ITDEFX   My foot itches..must be athlete's foot CAGiversary!   17080 Posts   Joined 10.8 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2012 - 09:57 PM

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oh HELL YEAH!

mark your calendars!
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#2 dohdough   Sum Dum Guy CAGiversary!   6366 Posts   Joined 5.8 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2012 - 10:14 PM

Oh HELL Fucking YES!!!! Machete was one of the best films of 2010!!!

#3 detectiveconan16   Deposit the bottles. CAGiversary!   5243 Posts   Joined 8.1 Years Ago  

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 10:21 PM

Awesome, but they've better get the next movie ready as well since Danny Trejo's going to be 70 soon at this rate.

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#4 Lyricsborn   Lives in the Shithole Boca Raton CAGiversary!   1949 Posts   Joined 4.9 Years Ago  

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 10:27 PM

Yes yes yes!!!!!!!!!

#5 Rocko   Hurm. CAGiversary!   38771 Posts   Joined 9.8 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2012 - 10:27 PM

Oh, yes. Awesome.

#6 Clak   Made of star stuff. CAGiversary!   8079 Posts   Joined 6.1 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2012 - 10:38 PM

Loved the first, friend of mine thought it was liberal propaganda about illegal immigrants, lollll.
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#7 ITDEFX   My foot itches..must be athlete's foot CAGiversary!   17080 Posts   Joined 10.8 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2012 - 10:59 PM

I remembered sneaking into this one. The first 5 minutes was a bloody mess that my gf and I *Almost* walked out of, but I told myself "it's gonna get better...." and I was SO RIGHT!! I kept on cracking up at so many scenes that were ridiculous. In the end it was like the best movie of 2010! :P

#8 tcrash247   ghosts.nin.com CAGiversary!   3588 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2012 - 11:20 PM

Awesome news, but it better be more crazy than the first, there was way too much downtime for what should have been insanity the entire time.

#9 VANDALHEART   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   269 Posts   Joined 4.1 Years Ago  

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 11:35 PM

Damn that's awesome!
"Machete don't text"

#10 ITDEFX   My foot itches..must be athlete's foot CAGiversary!   17080 Posts   Joined 10.8 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2012 - 11:37 PM

Damn that's awesome!
"Machete don't text"


That was the best line ever!

Awesome news, but it better be more crazy than the first, there was way too much downtime for what should have been insanity the entire time.


I dunno if this movie would be great in 3-D... I am Anti-3d...but with all the hack and slash, I might not mind it in 3-d! :P

#11 tcrash247   ghosts.nin.com CAGiversary!   3588 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

Posted 09 February 2012 - 11:57 PM

I dunno if this movie would be great in 3-D... I am Anti-3d...but with all the hack and slash, I might not mind it in 3-d! :P


...what?

#12 ITDEFX   My foot itches..must be athlete's foot CAGiversary!   17080 Posts   Joined 10.8 Years Ago  

Posted 10 February 2012 - 12:22 AM

Think about some of the scenes from the first one.... like when he jumps the bike with the explosion in the background and him gunning down the bad in midair. Also when he chops the head of the bad guys in the beginning of the movie.

#13 tcrash247   ghosts.nin.com CAGiversary!   3588 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

Posted 10 February 2012 - 12:38 AM

Think about some of the scenes from the first one.... like when he jumps the bike with the explosion in the background and him gunning down the bad in midair. Also when he chops the head of the bad guys in the beginning of the movie.


Oh, I see what you're saying. I thought you replied to the wrong post or something because you started talking about 3D but my post didn't mention 3D, haha. 3D would be pretty cool, but I'm kind of getting tired of 3D at this point. It's pretty unnecessary most of the time.

#14 Blade   Xenaphobic, Warrior Princess CAGiversary!   9059 Posts   Joined 9.9 Years Ago  

Posted 10 February 2012 - 07:13 AM

Machete was a terrible movie. God awful.

Guys, 70's style mexsploitation films aren't cool.

#15 ITDEFX   My foot itches..must be athlete's foot CAGiversary!   17080 Posts   Joined 10.8 Years Ago  

Posted 10 February 2012 - 11:38 AM

Machete was a terrible movie. God awful.

Guys, 70's style mexsploitation films aren't cool.


Yeah it's not the best movie in terms of story, but it sure was a great popcorn flick.

Too bad the soundtrack was never released :(

#16 MushaOne   etc. and so forth... CAGiversary!   3627 Posts   Joined 11.2 Years Ago  

Posted 10 February 2012 - 01:34 PM

Machete was a terrible movie. God awful.

Guys, 70's style mexsploitation films aren't cool.


Agreed. Its hard to take a 60+ year old, 4 foot tall Mexican serious as a badass.

Only movie I saw worse than this one was Hobo with a Shotgun.

#17 camoor   Jams on foot fires CAGiversary!   15204 Posts   Joined 11.3 Years Ago  

Posted 10 February 2012 - 03:46 PM

This concept is only good as a highlight reel - that's why Grindhouse was pretty cool.

Count me out.

#18 Rocko   Hurm. CAGiversary!   38771 Posts   Joined 9.8 Years Ago  

Posted 10 February 2012 - 04:01 PM

Machete was a terrible movie. God awful.

Guys, 70's style mexsploitation films aren't cool.


Alright guys, let's head out. We're done here.

#19 tcrash247   ghosts.nin.com CAGiversary!   3588 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

Posted 10 February 2012 - 04:49 PM

Agreed. Its hard to take a 60+ year old, 4 foot tall Mexican serious as a badass.

Only movie I saw worse than this one was Hobo with a Shotgun.


See, I thought Hobo was what Machete should have been, that was way more ridiculous.

#20 ITDEFX   My foot itches..must be athlete's foot CAGiversary!   17080 Posts   Joined 10.8 Years Ago  

Posted 27 July 2012 - 02:55 AM

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#21 Clak   Made of star stuff. CAGiversary!   8079 Posts   Joined 6.1 Years Ago  

Posted 27 July 2012 - 12:41 PM

Lady Gaga? Ugh.....

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#22 Fatality   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1487 Posts   Joined 9.9 Years Ago   Has been playing Don't Starve
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 11:49 PM

Lady Gaga? Ugh.....

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yeh that sucks

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#23 bardockkun   Porn, Kitsch And Firearms CAGiversary!   9705 Posts   Joined 9.3 Years Ago  

Posted 27 July 2012 - 11:54 PM

Then again if you're watching ANY Robert Rodrieguiz movie for the acting, then you're just plain ol doing it wrong.
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#24 Chronis   Enjoys mediocre games that you hate CAGiversary!   3058 Posts   Joined 7.8 Years Ago  

Posted 28 July 2012 - 12:27 AM

I like it. Gaga is already crazy. It works well.

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#25 Mega Man   SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT CAGiversary!   17079 Posts   Joined 5.4 Years Ago  

Posted 28 July 2012 - 12:33 AM

Hate gaga all you want but you can't deny her non-autotuned voice.

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Posted 28 July 2012 - 05:16 PM

Day One (or at least Weekend One).

Not too outraged by Lady Gaga. She'll fit in well with the movie's krazy antics, and the original had Lindsay Lohan for Christ's sake.
RIP Hiroshi Yamauchi

This is the greatest thing ever. Certainly in the OTT at least.


#27 unforeseen   Crime Scene Investigator CAGiversary!   1480 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago  

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 02:59 AM

The first one was barely tolerable.

#28 DestroVega   Life is short... stunt it CAGiversary!   7100 Posts   Joined 7.7 Years Ago  

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:58 PM

Looking forward to this, I love the Gaga casting, going to be interesting seeing the final result with that.

#29 DurbanBrown   to the MOON CAGiversary!   1498 Posts   Joined 5.2 Years Ago  

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 06:14 PM

Oh HELL Fucking YES!!!! Machete was one of the best films of 2010!!!


i can agree with you on this... very good entertaining flick. def ready for more!

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#30 ITDEFX   My foot itches..must be athlete's foot CAGiversary!   17080 Posts   Joined 10.8 Years Ago  

Posted 02 August 2012 - 04:09 AM

They need to release the soundtrack!