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#1 IAmTheCheapestGamer   Banned Banned   28796 Posts   Joined 10.0 Years Ago  

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 01:55 PM

http://usnews.msnbc....ctims-face?lite

A Miami police officer fatally shot a naked man chewing the face of another man Saturday afternoon on a downtown causeway off-ramp, officials said.

The Miami Herald reported that the naked man chewed off half the face of his victim, who is struggling for his life.

The violence started at 2 p.m. on the MacArthur Causeway off-ramp, just south of the Herald’s offices, the newspaper said.

Witnesses said that a woman saw two men fighting and flagged down a police officer, who came upon the naked man mauling the other man, the Herald reported.

The officer, who was not identified, ordered the naked man to back away, but when the man continued the assault, the officer shot him, the Herald said. Witnesses told the Herald the wounded attacker continued to eat his victim, so the officer continued firing.

Witnesses said they heard at least a half-dozen shots, the Herald said.

The naked man was later seen lying face down on the pedestrian walkway just below the newspaper’s two-story parking garage, the Herald said.

The naked man’s victim was transported to Jackson Memorial Hospital Ryder Trauma Center and had critical injuries, police told the Herald.

Neither man was identified.

“Based on the information provided, our Miami police officer is a hero and saved a life,’’ Javier Ortiz, spokesman for Miami police’s Fraternal Order of Police, told the Herald.

A police department news release about the shooting did not include many details provided by witnesses to the newspaper.

Police requested surveillance video that had been obtained by the newspaper, the Herald reported.

The shooting and investigation tied up causeway traffic as crowds were arriving at South Beach for an annual Urban Beach Week hip-hop festival.


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#2 lokizz   Go $$$$ Yourself CAGiversary!   10104 Posts   Joined 9.3 Years Ago  

Posted 27 May 2012 - 03:45 PM

not sure if i should be excited or scared shitless. the guy could have been on drugs which is why he shrugged off the bullets but yeah sounds like a zombie to me.

heres some video on it.

http://www.huffingto..._n_1548359.html


http://miami.cbsloca...-1-dead-1-hurt/

Edited by lokizz, 27 May 2012 - 04:12 PM.


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Posted 27 May 2012 - 03:53 PM

Pcp

#4 lokizz   Go $$$$ Yourself CAGiversary!   10104 Posts   Joined 9.3 Years Ago  

Posted 27 May 2012 - 04:05 PM

link with picture of the guy who was killed. doesnt seem he was killed with a head shot so probably a druggie. guy was killed in front of newspaper i think.

http://www.ktla.com/...0,6649156.story

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 04:12 PM

Always shoot them in the head l,that's the only way to take down a zombie

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 04:14 PM

So, it has come to this...

#7 lokizz   Go $$$$ Yourself CAGiversary!   10104 Posts   Joined 9.3 Years Ago  

Posted 27 May 2012 - 04:16 PM

this is a link to some surveillance footage from the Miami herald.

http://www.miamihera...-macarthur.html

ok im gonna say its definelty drugs since both guys were naked.

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 04:27 PM

Gotta be PCP or something equally hard to do something that messed up and take bullets like that. I'm sure they double tapped just in case.

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 05:14 PM

Fucking florida

#10 Blade   Xenaphobic, Warrior Princess CAGiversary!   9953 Posts   Joined 10.1 Years Ago  

Posted 27 May 2012 - 05:21 PM

Definitely drugs. I think any zombie would've been bluish colored from lack of heart function. He probably thought the other guy was the gingerbread man or something ridiculous. Although the thought of it being a zombie makes everything seem cooler... :lol:

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 06:37 PM

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#12 Bezerker   Bezerker Barrage! CAGiversary!   6592 Posts   Joined 9.9 Years Ago  

Posted 28 May 2012 - 02:05 AM

Its a viral video for the new season of Dexter. This season he goes against a cult of zombies.

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#13 ITDEFX   My foot itches..must be athlete's foot CAGiversary!   17133 Posts   Joined 11.0 Years Ago  

Posted 28 May 2012 - 11:13 AM

LOL I use to live in that area. I know exactly where that is.

Just because someone is eating another person's face off doesn't mean they are a zombie...it's fucking downtown Miami for crying out loud so anything is possible.

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Posted 28 May 2012 - 03:33 PM

There's been 20+ zombie-ish incidents this month. They've been chronicled on Reddit.

http://www.reddit.co...f_going/c4t96ye

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Posted 28 May 2012 - 05:08 PM

Angel dust is some strong shit.

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Posted 28 May 2012 - 07:26 PM

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>mfw I saw this on CAG and /b/ at the same time.
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Posted 28 May 2012 - 07:53 PM

Read the title and knew exactly what it was about. This story has everyone talking down here.

I was talking with the reporter (he's been on the story since it happened Saturday) he said the guy was on a very potent form of LSD combined with some other drug. The combination makes you feel hot, like your insides are burning and sorta Hulk out, making you feel stong and very violent (obviously)

He also said the zombie guy ate the other man's eye ball, but the reporter decided not to include that in the story thinking it was too graphic. Saw a picture of the guy's face. It's hard to make out anything. Only thing I could make out was where the eyes are or were. 75% of the man's face is missing.....

Edited by Rodimus, 28 May 2012 - 08:04 PM.


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Posted 28 May 2012 - 08:00 PM

That is revolting Rodimus. It's been reported he ate both eyes and his nose.

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Posted 28 May 2012 - 08:12 PM

http://en.wikipedia....r_of_Tim_McLean

Canada has zombies too. Even asian ones.

Caton added: "I got sick after I saw the head thing. Some people were puking, some people were crying, some people were shocked. [The attacker] just looked at us and dropped the head on the ground, totally calm."[7] A police officer who was at the scene said the attacker also cut off parts of the victim's body and ate them.[10]


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#20 lokizz   Go $$$$ Yourself CAGiversary!   10104 Posts   Joined 9.3 Years Ago  

Posted 28 May 2012 - 09:35 PM

Read the title and knew exactly what it was about. This story has everyone talking down here.

I was talking with the reporter (he's been on the story since it happened Saturday) he said the guy was on a very potent form of LSD combined with some other drug. The combination makes you feel hot, like your insides are burning and sorta Hulk out, making you feel stong and very violent (obviously)

He also said the zombie guy ate the other man's eye ball, but the reporter decided not to include that in the story thinking it was too graphic. Saw a picture of the guy's face. It's hard to make out anything. Only thing I could make out was where the eyes are or were. 75% of the man's face is missing.....



so the man without a face who was he? was he homeless or just some guy in the wrong place at the wrong time? also why was he naked did the zombie try to rape him or something?

#21 lokizz   Go $$$$ Yourself CAGiversary!   10104 Posts   Joined 9.3 Years Ago  

Posted 28 May 2012 - 09:46 PM

http://en.wikipedia....r_of_Tim_McLean

Canada has zombies too. Even asian ones.



That would suck to witness.


fucking peta never missing a chance to be assholes that is some horror movie scary type shit. i did a trip to the west coast once on a greyhound. had never been on one before and the trip went well but it can be a creepy experience surrounded by people you dont know trying to stay awake because you dont know what can happen if you fall asleep.

makes you wonder if the whole language barrer thing could have played into it maybe the guy was trying to talk to him but with headphones on he didnt hear him. of course considering he was in canada it could be a windego issues or some kind of crazy posession. thats why its good if you ever ride a bus to have a bag you can put next to you on the seat because theres nothing creepier than someone intentionally sitting next to you when theres plenty of other seats.

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Posted 28 May 2012 - 09:49 PM

makes you wonder if the whole language barrer thing could have played into it maybe the guy was trying to talk to him but with headphones on he didnt hear him.


Considering McLean's ear, nose and tongue were found in Li's pocket, I'm going to guess that it was something just slightly more severe than a language barrier..

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#23 lokizz   Go $$$$ Yourself CAGiversary!   10104 Posts   Joined 9.3 Years Ago  

Posted 28 May 2012 - 09:51 PM

Considering McLean's ear, nose and tongue were found in Li's pocket, I'm going to guess that it was something just slightly more severe than a language barrier..



well he wasnt listening to him when he was talking to him and because he wasnt listening he didnt respond......as far as the nose goes maybe he pooted? all jokes aside how the Fuck did that not make us news? i remember when that one canadian cannibalism story was on the news about that farm up in canada.

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Posted 28 May 2012 - 10:15 PM

so the man without a face who was he? was he homeless or just some guy in the wrong place at the wrong time? also why was he naked did the zombie try to rape him or something?


Details are still sketchy but they were both homeless. His identity is still unkwon or not being released. Besides that not much is known. Unless the guy can wake up and communicate in his condition is yet to be seen. And even if he could what would he remember since he was drugged out of his mind too?

My assumption: They knew each other, did some bad drugs together. Not sure if they both willingly got naked but they both willingly took the drugs. The victim was so out of his mind he probably didn't react much to the "face eating" and just layed there. Again this is all a guess from the info I know.

EDIT - Their clothes off may not have had any homosexual implications. The LSD they took makes you feel so hot and uncomfortable they probably just ripped their clothes off thinking they were burning. Also according to an eye witness on the scene the "zombie guy" got up and growled at him with flesh hanging from his mouth, then went back to "eating." This story gets more bizzare by the day.

Edited by Rodimus, 28 May 2012 - 10:47 PM.


#25 Scorch   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   37483 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago  

Posted 28 May 2012 - 10:32 PM

all jokes aside how the Fuck did that not make us news? i remember when that one canadian cannibalism story was on the news about that farm up in canada.


It was all over the news for days when it happened.

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Posted 28 May 2012 - 10:43 PM

The real news will be when the victim whose face was being eaten starts provoking others...until then it's just your average Hungry PCP Man.

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#27 lokizz   Go $$$$ Yourself CAGiversary!   10104 Posts   Joined 9.3 Years Ago  

Posted 28 May 2012 - 10:59 PM

It was all over the news for days when it happened.



time to do some sleuthing maybe theres a video about it or something because i never heard of it till now.

#28 lokizz   Go $$$$ Yourself CAGiversary!   10104 Posts   Joined 9.3 Years Ago  

Posted 28 May 2012 - 11:01 PM

The real news will be when the victim whose face was being eaten starts provoking others...until then it's just your average Hungry PCP Man.



lol yeah ive been wondering how long till you hear about an outbreak of violence in the hospital. man what a fucking world and it happened in the middle of the afternoon. if someone ever tries to do another eerie Indianian type show it needs to be in Florida.

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Posted 29 May 2012 - 07:55 AM

I'm okay with it being zombies. I live in the 41st most populous state in America. By the time zombies became an imminent danger, I'd already have the bunker ready and five people I hate lined up for head shots. :lol:

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 10:14 AM

Didnt want to make another topic, but another weird story happened. Guy cuts open his stomach and throws his intestines at police officers as they tried to stop him. So now they're learning how to spread the virus at long range?

http://www.northjers..._at_police.html