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New Jersey Man Allegedly Pulled Gun on Neighbor Who Farted in His General Direction


#1 Fatality   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1658 Posts   Joined 10.1 Years Ago   Has been playing Gunpoint
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Posted 26 June 2012 - 09:32 PM

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A 72-year-old Teaneck, New Jersey resident was taken into custody by police last night after he reportedly aimed a gun at a neighbor who farted outside his door.

Daniel Collins and the unidentified victim, 47, live in the same apartment complex, and had apparently been feuding for "some time" over "noise complaints" prior to yesterday's incident.

http://gawker.com/59...neral-direction

#2 ITDEFX   My foot itches..must be athlete's foot CAGiversary!   17133 Posts   Joined 11.0 Years Ago  

Posted 26 June 2012 - 11:05 PM

yeah it's assault with a deadly....umm....

#3 RedRingOfDeath   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   861 Posts   Joined 5.3 Years Ago  

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 11:52 PM

I would have been more afraid of the fart...

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#4 Spyder187   Scratch & Sniff! Banned   2473 Posts   Joined 5.5 Years Ago  

Posted 27 June 2012 - 12:41 AM

I remember a story a little while back about a cop arresting someone for farting and charging them with something like battery iirc. So therefore, this is only the next logical step in the evolution of things.

Next thing you know someone is gonna get wasted from inhaling flatulance and chew someones face off, or something.....

To soon?
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Posted 27 June 2012 - 01:42 AM

He stood his ground. At the hearing to determine whether stand your ground applies, the alleged "victim" will be checked for skid marks.

#6 Spyder187   Scratch & Sniff! Banned   2473 Posts   Joined 5.5 Years Ago  

Posted 27 June 2012 - 02:30 AM

He stood his ground. At the hearing to determine whether stand your ground applies, the alleged "victim" will be checked for skid marks.


Also, they will check for traces of Skittles and Arizona Tea...

Still too soon?
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Posted 27 June 2012 - 03:56 AM

Farted outside his door? So...were they arguing through the door and then he heard the offender ripping one towards the door and went balistic?

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