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#1 hankmecrankme   Drunken Jesus CAGiversary!   17389 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago  

hankmecrankme

Posted 07 January 2013 - 02:51 AM

It's been over 5 years, and y'all are boring characters now. Story is lame. Shit's stale. [-(

We need to Michael Bay shit up in here. More explosions, more attractive people. More excitement. More giant ass robots. You know the drill.

New members must pass the Joel test. That is, he's going to break into your house without being caught, hide a crate of dildos in your closet, and leave.

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#2 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   16827 Posts   Joined 6.9 Years Ago  

Posted 07 January 2013 - 02:52 AM

It hurts how true this is.

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#3 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   16827 Posts   Joined 6.9 Years Ago  

Posted 07 January 2013 - 02:53 AM

It's a Planescape Torment joke.


You shouldn't make references that only you get.

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#4 The Crotch   There are ten sticks of dynamite waiting for you. CAGiversary!   14454 Posts   Joined 9.1 Years Ago  

Posted 07 January 2013 - 02:57 AM

You shouldn't make references that only you get.

That particular problem is in your power to solve.

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#5 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   16827 Posts   Joined 6.9 Years Ago  

Posted 07 January 2013 - 02:58 AM

I'm not sure if you want me to play that game or not.

You're such a tease.

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#6 Rai Rai   Lookin' in all the right places CAGiversary!   14847 Posts   Joined 10.0 Years Ago  

Posted 07 January 2013 - 02:58 AM

I'd like to nominate Josh's girlfriend.

#7 hankmecrankme   Drunken Jesus CAGiversary!   17389 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago  

hankmecrankme

Posted 07 January 2013 - 02:59 AM

That particular problem is in your power to solve.


But you said you'd buy us all Planescape Torment as Christmas presents.

Goddamn liar. [-(

. . .Or did you say Planetside 2? I don't remember.

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#8 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   16827 Posts   Joined 6.9 Years Ago  

Posted 07 January 2013 - 02:59 AM

Oh, there's more info in the OP now. And the thread title changed.

Weird.

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#9 The Crotch   There are ten sticks of dynamite waiting for you. CAGiversary!   14454 Posts   Joined 9.1 Years Ago  

Posted 07 January 2013 - 03:03 AM

No but srsly, Vassal tomorrow? CAH or BSG?

I'm not sure if you want me to play that game or not.

You're such a tease.

Didn't you say you'd tried starting it before once? Or was that some other IE game?

But you said you'd buy us all Planescape Torment as Christmas presents.

Goddamn liar. [-(

. . .Or did you say Planetside 2? I don't remember.

That wouldn't be fair to Frost, who refuses to play anything not sold via Steam.

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#10 hankmecrankme   Drunken Jesus CAGiversary!   17389 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago  

hankmecrankme

Posted 07 January 2013 - 03:03 AM

Oh, there's more info in the OP now. And the thread title changed.

Weird.


The only thing that's changed is you. :cry:

And Zacky, RIP. Choked to death while trying to eat 3 Big Macs at once.

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#11 hankmecrankme   Drunken Jesus CAGiversary!   17389 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago  

hankmecrankme

Posted 07 January 2013 - 03:06 AM

Poor Zacky, he was like a candle in the wind. . . :cry:



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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#12 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   16827 Posts   Joined 6.9 Years Ago  

Posted 07 January 2013 - 03:08 AM

Wait, if we reboot, does that mean he starts posting again?

No but srsly, Vassal tomorrow? CAH or BSG?


I'll do the first, but probably not the second.

Didn't you say you'd tried starting it before once? Or was that some other IE game?


Baldur's Gate.

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#13 The Crotch   There are ten sticks of dynamite waiting for you. CAGiversary!   14454 Posts   Joined 9.1 Years Ago  

Posted 07 January 2013 - 03:12 AM

The first Baldur's Gate is... Well, as Bioware's first-ever RPG and second-ever game, it was pretty fucking amazing. But it aged terribly, whereas the other IE games just aged poorly.

Yes panzerfaust, I know what you think about games "aging poorly" and "aging well"; shut up, poop-head. Still downloading Spec Ops.

EDIT:

Wait, if we reboot, does that mean he starts posting again?

Maybe he can be our Starbuck?

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#14 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   16827 Posts   Joined 6.9 Years Ago  

Posted 07 January 2013 - 03:17 AM

Zeki Younis 7:07 pm
oh
so you're talking to crotch
go ahead.
i dont even care

Zeki Younis
7:10 pm
good
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Zeki Younis
7:15 pm
im drinking pepsi with a crazy straw

Zeki Younis 7:15 pm
I DONT NEED YOU

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#15 BlueScrote   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   4839 Posts   Joined 8.1 Years Ago  

BlueScrote

Posted 07 January 2013 - 03:18 AM

I liked Ezio's story line thing.

Maybe I just liked his character, I don't know.

I did too. I don't think anyone really likes the over arching storyline. It's just convoluted so they can pull whatever they want out of their asses.


Also, Assassin's Creed 3 just trolled me hard.

#16 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   16827 Posts   Joined 6.9 Years Ago  

Posted 07 January 2013 - 03:19 AM

Maybe he can be our Starbuck?


Hold the fuckin phone! So he'll go from being a hairy ass fat guy into being a attractive ass fit woman?

I'm totally with this idea.

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#17 The Crotch   There are ten sticks of dynamite waiting for you. CAGiversary!   14454 Posts   Joined 9.1 Years Ago  

Posted 07 January 2013 - 03:27 AM

He might not be so down with it...

There was a time – I know I was there – when men were men, women were
women and sometimes a cigar was just a good smoke. But 40 years of
feminism have taken their toll. The war against masculinity has been
won. Everything has turned into its opposite, so that what was once
flirting and smoking is now sexual harassment and criminal. And
everyone is more lonely and miserable as a result.

One can quickly surmise what a problem the original Starbuck created
for the re-imaginators. Starbuck was all charm and humour and
flirting without an angry bone in his womanising body. Yes, he was
definitely `female driven', but not in the politically correct ways
of Re-imagined Television. What to do, wondered the Re-imaginators?
Keep him as he was, with a twinkle in his eye, a stogie in his mouth,
a girl in every galaxy? This could not be. He would stick out like,
well like a jock strap in a drawer of thongs. Starbuck refused to be
re-imagined. It became the Great Dilemma. How to have your Starbuck
and delete him too?

I'm not sure if a cigar in the mouth of Stardoe resonates in the same
way it did in the mouth of Starbuck. Perhaps. Perhaps it "resonates"
more. Perhaps that's the point. I'm not sure. What I am sure of is
this…

Women are from Venus. Men are from Mars. Hamlet does not scan as
Hamletta. Nor does Han Solo as Han Sally. Faceman is not the same as
Facewoman. Nor does a Stardoe a Starbuck make. Men hand out cigars.
Women `hand out' babies. And thus the world, for thousands of years,
has gone round.


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#18 Mega Man   SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT CAGiversary!   17122 Posts   Joined 5.8 Years Ago  

Posted 07 January 2013 - 03:31 AM

I got WC 3 battlechest I can finally play DOTA

#19 BlueScrote   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   4839 Posts   Joined 8.1 Years Ago  

BlueScrote

Posted 07 January 2013 - 03:35 AM

I got WC 3 battlechest I can finally play DOTA


Play through the campaigns, They still hold up today (then again there hasn't been much advancement in RTS since WC3 (company of heroes -> Dawn of War 1/2, and that's about it).

#20 Mega Man   SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT CAGiversary!   17122 Posts   Joined 5.8 Years Ago  

Posted 07 January 2013 - 03:36 AM

I did too. I don't think anyone really likes the over arching storyline. It's just convoluted so they can pull whatever they want out of their asses.


Also, Assassin's Creed 3 just trolled me hard.

Connor sucks and not interesting. I couldn't give a shit what happened to his indian tribe and for a game that touts an open world it sure was a boring open world. RDR still remains the best open world game I've ever played

I played one match or two matches of AC 3 MP it was much better than revelations but I'd rather play Halo 4 or GOW 3

Play through the campaigns, They still hold up today (then again there hasn't been much advancement in RTS since WC3 (company of heroes -> Dawn of War 1/2, and that's about it).


I played them way back when my computer couldn't even play DOTA it was so bad but now I have a much better computer so I get to experience a 10 year old game for the first time whenever BB ships my game

#21 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   16827 Posts   Joined 6.9 Years Ago  

Posted 07 January 2013 - 03:38 AM

You mean the desert?

Does he mean the desert?

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.

 


#22 Mega Man   SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT CAGiversary!   17122 Posts   Joined 5.8 Years Ago  

Posted 07 January 2013 - 03:44 AM

hrm?

#23 GhostShark   The Drunken Whaler CAGiversary!   3143 Posts   Joined 5.5 Years Ago  

GhostShark

Posted 07 January 2013 - 03:52 AM

Just got Spec Ops: The Line for 2.69 from Amazon. Shit sucks that it's not just a steam code.
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Stinging Death To All Enemies

#24 BlueScrote   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   4839 Posts   Joined 8.1 Years Ago  

BlueScrote

Posted 07 January 2013 - 03:54 AM

You mean the desert?

Does he mean the desert?


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#25 Mega Man   SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT CAGiversary!   17122 Posts   Joined 5.8 Years Ago  

Posted 07 January 2013 - 04:04 AM

IP banned for 24 hours for trying too many random cd keys to download SC BW ^_^

#26 The Crotch   There are ten sticks of dynamite waiting for you. CAGiversary!   14454 Posts   Joined 9.1 Years Ago  

Posted 07 January 2013 - 04:14 AM

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#27 hankmecrankme   Drunken Jesus CAGiversary!   17389 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago  

hankmecrankme

Posted 07 January 2013 - 04:20 AM

But you don't live in Minneapolis, Crotch. . .

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#28 hankmecrankme   Drunken Jesus CAGiversary!   17389 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago  

hankmecrankme

Posted 07 January 2013 - 04:23 AM

And by that, I'm implying that it's your profile, not that you're interested in him.

Which if you are, it's cool. I don't judge.

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I like how this one black guy manager at my nearest KFC rejected the chicken and told the employees to make me some new chicken. He understood how us black folks like our friend chicken fresh and not hard.


I love me some fried food. I eat friend food all the time and I'm still super skinny. I can eat all the friend chicken and other unhealthy foods never getting fat.:D


#29 Mega Man   SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT CAGiversary!   17122 Posts   Joined 5.8 Years Ago  

Posted 07 January 2013 - 04:26 AM

That brony shit is just weird.

#30 Indignate   Hell Yeah, I’m the Motherfucking Princess! CAGiversary!   16827 Posts   Joined 6.9 Years Ago  

Posted 07 January 2013 - 04:27 AM

Only God can judge you.

But isn't Hank Jesus? But he don't judge?

I'm confused.

I play bad games

If anyone isn't going to use their code I'd love them forever.

I don't like Godzilla.

There are just so many un-Godzilla like things it should be easy to see why people didn't like it (also the annoying cast). Zilla being killed by missiles was the biggest thing that bothered me Godzilla is supposed to be far stronger than that. The army shouldn't be able to hurt Godzilla unless they are using something like MechaGodzilla or Moguera.