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Presenting his Royal Highness: King Whiskey


#1 CheapyD   Head Cheap Ass Administrators   17058 Posts   Joined 12.1 Years Ago   Has been playing The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
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Posted 30 November 2005 - 11:38 PM

That's right...4 liters of whiskey goodness for $28.
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#2 corrosivefrost   I created this world and you can't keep me here. CAGiversary!   39436 Posts   Joined 9.9 Years Ago  

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Posted 30 November 2005 - 11:41 PM

Damn, you get a good volume for that price, but I shudder to think of the quality of the alcohol.

#3 JimmieMac   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   7761 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

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Posted 01 December 2005 - 12:16 AM

You should drink that on the toilet with a bucket between your legs, that way you wont have to rush to find a bathroom. Or a mailbox.

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Posted 01 December 2005 - 01:03 AM

Dear lord thats insane. You bought one im hoping.

#5 hipsterplease   The Old Nerdy Bastard CAGiversary!   998 Posts   Joined 10.1 Years Ago  

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Posted 01 December 2005 - 02:22 PM

I am intrigued by your King Whiskey… I’ve been serving under Captain Morgan for a number of years, but I’m looking to switch my mercenary allegiance. :D

#6 Graystone   ` CAGiversary!   15662 Posts   Joined 10.9 Years Ago  

Posted 01 December 2005 - 06:44 PM

That is just so much whisky. I bet the homeless live good in Japan. Here in America 28 bucks on get you a 5th or a little under 1 liter.

#7 radjago   Long-time CAG CAGiversary!   4069 Posts   Joined 11.3 Years Ago  

Posted 01 December 2005 - 08:01 PM

More like King of All Cosmos Whiskey.

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#8 Cornfedwb   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   3353 Posts   Joined 11.7 Years Ago  

Posted 01 December 2005 - 08:05 PM

That is just so much whisky. I bet the homeless live good in Japan. Here in America 28 bucks on get you a 5th or a little under 1 liter.


Uhh, you dont price liquor much do you?

Jack Daniels is around $18-19

Fifth of crap booze (which I assume King Whiskey would be) can be had for ~$10-12.

#9 thorbahn3   Everyone talks too much! CAGiversary!   3387 Posts   Joined 11.3 Years Ago  

Posted 01 December 2005 - 11:08 PM

I thought they all drank saki or whatever it is Japanese business men drink out of tiny bowls.
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#10 BigDirty   Moderator Emeritus CAGiversary!   1517 Posts   Joined 11.8 Years Ago  

Posted 01 December 2005 - 11:18 PM

In a recycleable plastic bottle no less. Still, I'd love a shot at finishing that off within, oh lets say, A YEAR!
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#11 wildnuts02   2 Real 4 U CAGiversary!   2212 Posts   Joined 9.7 Years Ago  

Posted 01 December 2005 - 11:35 PM

Uhh, you dont price liquor much do you?

Jack Daniels is around $18-19

Fifth of crap booze (which I assume King Whiskey would be) can be had for ~$10-12.


dude, the price for Jack in NYC is crazy high everywhere i've been. sigh...i remember the days i could get it for $18 in texas
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#12 CheapyD   Head Cheap Ass Administrators   17058 Posts   Joined 12.1 Years Ago   Has been playing The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
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Posted 01 December 2005 - 11:41 PM

I thought they all drank saki or whatever it is Japanese business men drink out of tiny bowls.


Here is what 4 liters of sake looks like:

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Now that's value!

#13 KingNES   Banned Banned   1281 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

Posted 02 December 2005 - 12:07 AM

God Bless the Japanese.
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#14 thorbahn3   Everyone talks too much! CAGiversary!   3387 Posts   Joined 11.3 Years Ago  

Posted 02 December 2005 - 01:44 AM

Here is what 4 liters of sake looks like:

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Now that's value!


I hear that stuff doesn't leave a hangover in the morning.
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#15 mykevermin   Queen of Scotland CAGiversary!   36408 Posts   Joined 10.9 Years Ago  

Posted 02 December 2005 - 02:00 AM

I think the phrase is :shock: Holy Living Fuck :shock:

That's just a touch (like in the hundredths and thousandths place touch) over a fucking GALLON.

There are plenty of things that are dispensed in gallons that we use without much afterthought:

oil
milk
juice
more oil
a little more milk
yet more oil (c'mon, we're fucking 'Mericans!)

B-b-b-but whisky? Man, I'm from KY, where bourbon is king (but Fuck all if I don't much prefer Irish Whiskey anyway). You could have 14 people contribute Y200 and be fucking DESTROYED with some left over to taunt the extraordinarily hung over in the morning.

A gallon of whisky. My mind cannot comprehend it.

This reminds me; perhaps it is a Japanese stereotype (I've never been), but I'd like to request pictures of sararimen passed out drunk on the trains. Perhaps you could accomodate that at your leisure, Sir Cheapy?
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#16 Heyricochet   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   790 Posts   Joined 10.7 Years Ago  

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Posted 02 December 2005 - 04:13 AM

A 40... of whisky? Are they trying to kill you?

#17 Skylander7   Accidental Engineer/Beer Snob CAGiversary!   2213 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

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Posted 02 December 2005 - 04:16 AM

Holy shit.. ummm.. I don't know if it would get through customs, but for the love of all that's good.. how much will you sell shipped??!!! Hell, I'd trade games for that. That's one of the most beautiful things I've seen in a long time...

#18 buya89   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   131 Posts   Joined 9.7 Years Ago  

Posted 02 December 2005 - 05:29 AM

Japan is officially the best country EVA!!!

#19 Mono`   Banned Banned   355 Posts   Joined 9.5 Years Ago  

Posted 02 December 2005 - 05:59 AM

Holy shit.. ummm.. I don't know if it would get through customs, but for the love of all that's good.. how much will you sell shipped??!!! Hell, I'd trade games for that. That's one of the most beautiful things I've seen in a long time...


I don't think your mommy wants to clean up your puke from everywheres :O

#20 Skylander7   Accidental Engineer/Beer Snob CAGiversary!   2213 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

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Posted 02 December 2005 - 06:03 AM

I don't think your mommy wants to clean up your puke from everywheres :O


I'm a veteran alcoholic, my stomach now has a teflon lining. Vomitting is no longer possible. And at 25, if my mommy had to clean up my puke, it would take the fun out of it.

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Posted 02 December 2005 - 08:37 AM

Uhh, you dont price liquor much do you?

Jack Daniels is around $18-19

Fifth of crap booze (which I assume King Whiskey would be) can be had for ~$10-12.


um...state liquor taxes are different in every state just like tobacco taxes. Everything is not a set price. cigarettes a pack in NY 9 bucks ohio 5 bucks.

Bottle of jack Ohio 15 bucks
Bottle of jack Tennessee 12 bucks (I'm assuming)
Bottle of jack NY 30 bucks. (again assumption)

#22 Dr Mario Kart   SD/2D Defense Force CAGiversary!   10945 Posts   Joined 11.4 Years Ago  

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Posted 02 December 2005 - 08:46 AM

More like King of All Cosmos Whiskey.

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#23 hipsterplease   The Old Nerdy Bastard CAGiversary!   998 Posts   Joined 10.1 Years Ago  

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Posted 02 December 2005 - 01:26 PM

This reminds me; perhaps it is a Japanese stereotype (I've never been), but I'd like to request pictures of sararimen passed out drunk on the trains. Perhaps you could accomodate that at your leisure, Sir Cheapy?


Seconded. Let's have it, Cheapy: drunk-ass businessmen konked out on the train... bonus points if they're passed out in their own sick. :puke:

#24 broke   Welcome to Brokerock CAGiversary!   130 Posts   Joined 12.1 Years Ago  

Posted 04 December 2005 - 03:52 AM

I would like the experience of drinking out of a giant container of whiskey. I would guess that I would end up wearing most of it. Chicks dig guys that smell like booze. Or not. I can't remember.
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#25 Zenithian Legend   Banned Banned   13122 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

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Posted 09 December 2005 - 05:35 AM

The real question is can you send me one if I paypal you... perhaps you could disguise it as an old woman or something?
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#26 Eviltude   Steam Machine CAGiversary!   13479 Posts   Joined 10.3 Years Ago  

Posted 09 December 2005 - 02:44 PM

The real question is can you send me one if I paypal you... perhaps you could disguise it as an old woman or something?

Lol I wouldnt mind testing out a 4L of Saki.
The more I look around, the more I think I am meant to live in a foreign country. I sometimes feel like I'm the only Virginian who understands the metric system :D
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#27 ZeroSupporT   By Your Powers Combined.. CAGiversary!   1333 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

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Posted 09 December 2005 - 07:29 PM

I really do wonder how pure that stuff is. I mean it could be filled with all kinds of backwoods, moonshine chemicals, tossed in a bottle and sold at break-bottom pricing. It is cool that there is english written on it though, without that I would think I was just buying a big bottle of mineral water.

#28 Eviltude   Steam Machine CAGiversary!   13479 Posts   Joined 10.3 Years Ago  

Posted 11 January 2006 - 01:33 AM

How did this beautiful thread sink to the bottom of the page? And is Cheapy sending it back over seas yet?
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#29 HeadRusch   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1290 Posts   Joined 10.6 Years Ago  

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Posted 12 January 2006 - 05:55 PM

You can buy the King Whiskey equivelent here in the states...just go to one of your average giant chain discount liquor stores if you have em in your state, and look for the big generic plastic containers that say WHISKEY on em ;)

Store-Brand Booze...only the best!

#30 theeipi   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   491 Posts   Joined 9.9 Years Ago  

Posted 12 January 2006 - 09:58 PM

That is just so much whisky. I bet the homeless live good in Japan. Here in America 28 bucks on get you a 5th or a little under 1 liter.


For 25 bucks, I can get 1.75 liters of jim beam.

5 years ago, when i was in NH, i bought the 1.75 liter bottle for 14.99.
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