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The Japanese view of American life...


#1 CheapyD   Head Cheap Ass Administrators   17064 Posts   Joined 12.1 Years Ago   Has been playing The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
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Posted 27 December 2005 - 06:25 AM

According to this bag found at a 100yen store...

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and the Great Britain version...
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#2 varsitygamer   Porkchop Sandwiches!!! CAGiversary!   956 Posts   Joined 11.0 Years Ago  

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Posted 27 December 2005 - 06:29 AM

that is priceless.

I hate to admit its accuracy... but heck, 7$ would buy 7 junior bacon cheeseburgers.
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#3 Moxio   Supervillain CAGiversary!   35394 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

Posted 27 December 2005 - 06:31 AM

Hahaha no surprise here.

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Posted 27 December 2005 - 06:32 AM

The shelves aren't tall, the Japanese are just short.

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#5 thorbahn3   Everyone talks too much! CAGiversary!   3427 Posts   Joined 11.3 Years Ago  

Posted 27 December 2005 - 06:34 AM

Engrish abound! But yeah most of that shit is true. Japan=small, America=big . I remember seeing some Japanese people as a kid shitting themselves over the size of Cedar Point (amusement park) like it was as vast as outer space, which in reality is a small island.
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Posted 27 December 2005 - 04:34 PM

grayvy sauce is attached and eaten to it.

O_o

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Posted 27 December 2005 - 05:48 PM

:rofl:

Besides the "grayvy" line that WSB quoted, I also like the "Cornflakes is eaten in the morning and daytime eats sandwiches and potato chips."

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Posted 27 December 2005 - 07:36 PM

Such bad engrish.....can't understand it......
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#9 WhipSmartBanky   Bring on the free hooch! CAGiversary!   15293 Posts   Joined 12.0 Years Ago   Has been playing Saints Row: Gat Out of Hell
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Posted 27 December 2005 - 07:47 PM

Such bad engrish.....can't understand it......

That's nothing compared to 95% of the posts around here... ;)

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Posted 27 December 2005 - 07:52 PM

And you guys said slidecage couldn't hold a job.

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Posted 27 December 2005 - 09:04 PM

About the article. Poorly written. About with engrish.

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Posted 28 December 2005 - 03:28 AM

Very funny, I guess if I go to Britain I must eat cornflakes in the morning. :lol:

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Posted 28 December 2005 - 04:31 PM

Stereotypes abound!

Kinda like how most people on gaming forums will say all japanese like hentai and tentacle sex and live in tiny paper houses.
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#14 SaraAB   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   5406 Posts   Joined 11.7 Years Ago  

Posted 28 December 2005 - 06:10 PM

Thats really funny, some of it is true and other parts are not true, of course it varies by person.

As for the british version, we dont call it a pub, its called a bar! hehe

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Posted 29 December 2005 - 03:10 PM

'And a shower is mainly used' lol
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Posted 29 December 2005 - 03:55 PM

"Fish is what fried the white fish"

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Posted 29 December 2005 - 08:53 PM

ROFL = Rooling on a flour loving.
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#18 steveinneed   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   432 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago  

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Posted 29 December 2005 - 11:55 PM

It was written like it's weird or somehow "bad" to do what we do.

You mean, the japanese don't have showers or eat fast food?

Oh, CheapyD, do they really eat scorpions and things of that nature over there in Japan? Excuse my ignorance.

#19 Lice   Hero Squad CAGiversary!   1472 Posts   Joined 9.9 Years Ago  

Posted 30 December 2005 - 02:52 AM

What the.... concerning the american japanese students. How do they do so well in honors english?

Maybe they should take this new found ability to spell and construct a proper sentence home with them. They may be good at math! but damned if they can spell MATH......

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Posted 01 January 2006 - 01:34 AM

Charmingly bad Engrish

#21 Hangover_Glory   Stone cold true! CAGiversary!   381 Posts   Joined 9.7 Years Ago  

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Posted 01 January 2006 - 01:39 AM

Who eats just "a pea" as a garnish in Britain?! Hell in the whole world!

This stuff is great!

#22 swetooth9   Go Tar Heels! CAGiversary!   7132 Posts   Joined 11.2 Years Ago  

Posted 01 January 2006 - 02:10 AM

LOL...i'm lovin it..i'm asian and my dad makes similar mistakes in grammar...his arent as bad as these though, haha :D i love how they make a new sentence for the "about the _____" :lol:

#23 Pancake Rabbit   Have A Cigar CAGiversary!   8427 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

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Posted 01 January 2006 - 03:53 AM

About Japan. About the Ramen Noodles. Noodles is a commonly eaten dish in Japan. Do not eat it as side dish like American instead eat as whole meal. About bikes. Japanese do not ride car they ride bicycle. Bicycle is tiny and has no motor. About Godzilla. Godzilla is large lizard who sometime attack Japan. Mothra fight him same with King Kong.

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#24 ajumbaje   West Coast born East Coast raised CAGiversary!   1406 Posts   Joined 10.8 Years Ago  

Posted 02 January 2006 - 01:16 AM

The shelves aren't tall, the Japanese are just short.

hahaha yep, and theres something else about japanese people thats small also

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Posted 15 January 2006 - 11:29 PM

About Japan. About the Ramen Noodles. Noodles is a commonly eaten dish in Japan. Do not eat it as side dish like American instead eat as whole meal. About bikes. Japanese do not ride car they ride bicycle. Bicycle is tiny and has no motor. About Godzilla. Godzilla is large lizard who sometime attack Japan. Mothra fight him same with King Kong.


i need to make this more "japaneese"

About is Japan. About the Ramen Noodles. is noodles commonly dish eaten in Japan. eat do not as side dish American eat instead is whole meal. About Bikes. Japanesse not ride car. bicycle ride like car. is bicycle tiny has motor no like car. About Godzilla. Large is Godzilla lizard. like American Penis. sometimes Gozilla Japan attack. Mothra fight him King Kong same.
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#26 Eviltude   Steam Machine CAGiversary!   13479 Posts   Joined 10.3 Years Ago  

Posted 18 January 2006 - 02:26 AM

that is priceless.

I hate to admit its accuracy... but heck, 7$ would buy 7 junior bacon cheeseburgers.

no way, only 6 if you luck out and tax doesnt run over. FUCKING TAXES
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#27 Spacepest   Your Tax Dollars At Work CAGiversary!   1210 Posts   Joined 11.0 Years Ago  

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Posted 25 January 2006 - 12:04 PM

i need to make this more "japaneese"

About is Japan. About the Ramen Noodles. is noodles commonly dish eaten in Japan. eat do not as side dish American eat instead is whole meal. About Bikes. Japanesse not ride car. bicycle ride like car. is bicycle tiny has motor no like car. About Godzilla. Large is Godzilla lizard. like American Penis. sometimes Gozilla Japan attack. Mothra fight him King Kong same.


LMFAO. Engrish FTW!
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Posted 25 January 2006 - 05:01 PM

some funny shit, thanks cheapy

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Posted 26 January 2006 - 04:45 PM

Charmingly bad Engrish


agreed.

there needs to be an invasion of foreigners on japanese soil. I'd love for tons of americans to just suddenly live all over japan and just be themselves. See if stereotypes change...

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#30 Snake2715   Gotta Have Your Toys... CAGiversary!   8511 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

Posted 27 January 2006 - 03:21 PM

"Fish is what fried the white fish"

CLASSIC.


Is this some cryptic racist message?!?

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