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Wacky Japan News: 57 Year Old Man Lives with 'Harem' of 20 Year Old Women


#1 CheapyD   Head Cheap Ass Administrators   17084 Posts   Joined 12.2 Years Ago   Has been playing Batman: Arkham Knight
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Posted 26 January 2006 - 02:49 PM

Saw this on the news tonight...so weird

TOKYO — A 57-year-old man living in Tokyo with 11 women and a baby was arrested Thursday on suspicion of threatening a young woman in an attempt to force her to join the group, police said.
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http://www.crisscros.../jp/news/362277
http://www.japantime...n20060127a6.htm

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Posted 26 January 2006 - 03:06 PM

Normally this type of behavior is reserved for places like Utah.

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Posted 26 January 2006 - 03:11 PM

Shibuya told reporters Wednesday, "I realize that I can attract women by reciting a charm. Since starting fortune-telling at home, female clients have gathered around me, and now we lead a communal life, just like polygamy."

He also said, "I cannot work because I suffer from gout and panic disorder. The women are earning our living," and added they are planning to go to Hawaii on the weekend.


If only we all knew this charm. :) Wait, is this how Cheapy convinced his wife that he should just stay home and work on the website?
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Posted 26 January 2006 - 03:13 PM

Ah, the old "I didn't threaten her I just told her I had a prophetic dream that said she should join my love circus" defense.

Shibuya told reporters Wednesday, "I realize that I can attract women by reciting a charm. Since starting fortune-telling at home, female clients have gathered around me, and now we lead a communal life, just like polygamy."


Translation: “I put a spell on you… ‘cause you’re mine! You better stop the things you do. I ain’t lyin’!!!


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Posted 26 January 2006 - 03:48 PM

You know if anyone from hollywood has seen this article it will become a pilot on NBC.
Me, 11 woman and a baby starring Rob Schneider Thursday night at 8:30PM EST on NBC.
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#6 Mookyjooky   Work is play... CAGiversary!   5201 Posts   Joined 11.2 Years Ago  

Posted 26 January 2006 - 03:56 PM

Normally this type of behavior is reserved for places like Utah.


Is that a mormon joke? OMG, its hilarious, its not like we havent heard that same old joke a million times on a documented study found to be bullshit.

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Posted 26 January 2006 - 04:26 PM

Normally this type of behavior is reserved for places like Utah.


Or Waco.

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Posted 26 January 2006 - 04:34 PM

Racist AND Sexist. Whats not to love about the Japanese ;)

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Posted 26 January 2006 - 05:25 PM

Is that a mormon joke? OMG, its hilarious, its not like we havent heard that same old joke a million times on a documented study found to be bullshit.

Is that overreacting to a joke? OMG, it's so true and original. I've never seen this on the internet.

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Posted 26 January 2006 - 05:38 PM

when you are watching the news do you use the subtitles or are there news stations there in english?

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Posted 26 January 2006 - 05:57 PM

Ah, the old "I didn't threaten her I just told her I had a prophetic dream that said she should join my love circus" defense.

Shibuya told reporters Wednesday, "I realize that I can attract women by reciting a charm. Since starting fortune-telling at home, female clients have gathered around me, and now we lead a communal life, just like polygamy."


Translation: “I put a spell on you… ‘cause you’re mine! You better stop the things you do. I ain’t lyin’!!!


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#12 flowery   Abbey Road CAGiversary!   5983 Posts   Joined 10.9 Years Ago  

Posted 26 January 2006 - 06:15 PM

Yep sounds like the start of a cult to me.

#13 Danro   Player 1 CAGiversary!   1470 Posts   Joined 11.2 Years Ago  

Posted 26 January 2006 - 07:16 PM

Yep sounds like the start of a cult to me.


Oh, so just cause a robot wants to kill humans, that makes him a "radical".

OOPS! I mean, just cause a guy has 11 women, that makes it a "cult".

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#14 VanillaGorilla   Shark Barber CAGiversary!   5519 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

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Posted 26 January 2006 - 08:10 PM

My gout don't get me no women.
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Posted 26 January 2006 - 10:42 PM

um was it this man?

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#16 CheapyD   Head Cheap Ass Administrators   17084 Posts   Joined 12.2 Years Ago   Has been playing Batman: Arkham Knight
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Posted 27 January 2006 - 03:00 AM

when you are watching the news do you use the subtitles or are there news stations there in english?

Some TV shows are broadcast in English on secondary audio channel.

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 03:12 AM

Boogeyman!!!!!

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 05:06 AM

If only we all knew this charm. :) Wait, is this how Cheapy convinced his wife that he should just stay home and work on the website?


Gee, and here I thought it was because the Japanese government was EXTREMELY Xenophobic and made it very difficult for foreigners to work in Japan. (That is, of course, unless they want to teach english.) I wish to learn of this mojo you have kept secret oh Cheap one! Teach me master! :lol:



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#19 CheapyD   Head Cheap Ass Administrators   17084 Posts   Joined 12.2 Years Ago   Has been playing Batman: Arkham Knight
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Posted 27 January 2006 - 12:43 PM

I added a picture of the guy to the OP.

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 01:44 PM

Yikes! That's one scary looking dude.

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 08:42 PM

Who knew Uncle Fester had such a way with the ladies?

#22 sgs89   Go Zags! Go Cougs! CAGiversary!   614 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

Posted 27 January 2006 - 08:49 PM

At least we know why he is able to pull the chicks.

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 09:01 PM

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Posted 29 January 2006 - 08:13 AM

Nice Try cheapy...

Thought you could sneak this one right by us..

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Im so glad you posted that picture up ...

Creepy ass lookin guy.... which one am i reffering to? ... ;)

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Posted 29 January 2006 - 09:21 AM

Some TV shows are broadcast in English on secondary audio channel.


Jeez wtf do the Japanese have a practical use for it there but I can't get Japanese language with subs for ANY Anime on TV here! X-(
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Posted 30 January 2006 - 08:29 AM

Nice Try cheapy...

Thought you could sneak this one right by us..

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Im so glad you posted that picture up ...

Creepy ass lookin guy.... which one am i reffering to? ... ;)


Cheapy's secret is out!

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Posted 30 January 2006 - 04:52 PM

TOKYO — A 57-year-old man living in Tokyo with 11 women. And a baby was arrested Thursday on suspicion of threatening a young woman in an attempt to force her to join the group, police said.
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this is how i read the sentence at first. need more coffeeeeee....

#28 soulvengeance   Beating dead horses CAGiversary!   4061 Posts   Joined 11.8 Years Ago  

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Posted 30 January 2006 - 05:04 PM

Seriously, what am I doing wrong that I can't convince 11 women to be part of my harem?
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#29 Quackzilla   who am i? CAGiversary!   6050 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

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Posted 01 February 2006 - 08:28 PM

It's like the Devil's Rejects became mormons and moved to Waco.

#30 Moxio   Supervillain CAGiversary!   35394 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

Posted 01 February 2006 - 11:45 PM

That guy? With 10 women?

Damn.