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The answers you want to know......


#1 Xevious   Most Damned CAG Evar CAGiversary!   8902 Posts   Joined 11.2 Years Ago  

Posted 13 February 2006 - 03:59 AM

THE ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:



Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?

A: It's Braille for "suck here."



Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

A: It's the same as a French kiss, but only "down under."



Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.



Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?

A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet.

But when they go, they take your house and car with them.



Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?

A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

Damn you xevious...

Damn you Xevious... damn you to hell.....

Damn you Xevious be quiet.

So you know EBM? Damn you Xevious...




#2 jmcc   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   9608 Posts   Joined 11.7 Years Ago  

Posted 13 February 2006 - 04:02 AM

No one touch these, people. Archeologists will want to study them intact.
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#3 Xevious   Most Damned CAG Evar CAGiversary!   8902 Posts   Joined 11.2 Years Ago  

Posted 13 February 2006 - 04:03 AM

No one touch these, people. Archeologists will want to study them intact.


Youre saying these are old? This is the first time I seen those.....I thought it was funny.

Damn you xevious...

Damn you Xevious... damn you to hell.....

Damn you Xevious be quiet.

So you know EBM? Damn you Xevious...




#4 Blade   Xenaphobic, Warrior Princess CAGiversary!   10268 Posts   Joined 10.2 Years Ago  

Posted 13 February 2006 - 04:04 AM

Women can bleed for seven days and not die. Never trust them.

#5 Mr Unoriginal   Cheap Amish Gamer CAGiversary!   7456 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

Mr Unoriginal

Posted 13 February 2006 - 04:05 AM

Ahhh, feels like I'm back in middle school.

Its too bad you're still a prick with a stupid gimmick.


#6 Greetard   Egotistical Prick CAGiversary!   2888 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

Posted 13 February 2006 - 04:11 AM

Congratulations, those are terrible.

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#7 Xevious   Most Damned CAG Evar CAGiversary!   8902 Posts   Joined 11.2 Years Ago  

Posted 13 February 2006 - 04:17 AM

Yeah....I guess I drop some bombs.

#8 bobo2k4   OooSplendiforous CAGiversary!   3182 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

Posted 13 February 2006 - 04:21 AM

Congratulations, those are terrible.


What he said. :applause:
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Props to Ozzkev for the sig.

#9 Will   Official CAG Asshole CAGiversary!   6113 Posts   Joined 11.3 Years Ago  

Posted 13 February 2006 - 04:30 AM

Ive hear Jackie "the jokeman" Martlin tell these several times.

http://www.cheapassg...trade-gone-bad/

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I dont trade out of the US anymore!!!!!!!


#10 JimmieMac   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   7761 Posts   Joined 11.8 Years Ago  

JimmieMac

Posted 13 February 2006 - 04:33 AM

I mean, why don't they just make the whole plane out of what ever it is they make the black box out of?

#11 Graystone   ` CAGiversary!   15662 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

Posted 13 February 2006 - 04:53 AM

I mean, why don't they just make the whole plane out of what ever it is they make the black box out of?



*rimshot* ;)


I'm not commenting on this one. My rimshot is enough.

So whens the lock? :D

#12 guardian_owl   Keeper of the CAG Shrine CAGiversary!   9053 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

guardian_owl

Posted 13 February 2006 - 09:04 AM

In Russia, jokes suck you.

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#13 Dr Mario Kart   SD/2D Defense Force CAGiversary!   10945 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

Dr Mario Kart

Posted 13 February 2006 - 09:27 AM

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#14 RAMSTORIA   fate is inexorable CAGiversary!   11980 Posts   Joined 11.0 Years Ago  

Posted 13 February 2006 - 09:55 AM

Ahhh, feels like I'm back in middle school.


my thoughts exactly

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#15 camoor   Jams on foot fires CAGiversary!   15208 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

Posted 13 February 2006 - 01:33 PM

what's up with airline food.

who are these people?

#16 ScottsUSERID   G.I. Jew CAGiversary!   3679 Posts   Joined 12.2 Years Ago  

ScottsUSERID

Posted 13 February 2006 - 02:08 PM

Little miss hubbard,
Went to her cubbard
To go getch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover Took over,
Gave her a bone of his own.

#17 psiufoxx2   Pouty CAGiversary!   1798 Posts   Joined 10.4 Years Ago  

Posted 13 February 2006 - 03:08 PM

These jokes go to 11.

#18 munch   la tĂȘte de CAG CAGiversary!   19471 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago  

Posted 13 February 2006 - 04:14 PM

I rate this thread one CheapyD head for terrible.