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#1 Sleepkyng   doesn't even exist any more CAGiversary!   5748 Posts   Joined 10.5 Years Ago  

Posted 10 March 2006 - 09:22 PM

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Homer Simpson would love the newest taste sensation in minor league baseball: the donut burger.

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We kid you not. The Gateway Grizzlies of the Frontier League promised to create "Baseball's Best Burger" in time for the team's opener in late May. And they appear to have succeeded.
The ballpark sandwich will include a hamburger topped with sharp cheddar cheese and two slices of bacon -- all between a "bun" made of a sliced Krispy Kreme Original Glazed donut.
If you can find a (loop)hole in your cardiologist's advice, calorie counters predict the monster will set you back about 1,000 calories and 45 grams of fat.


it's things like this that make me miss the good ole' us of a.

brings a tear to my motherfuckin eye. Captilism at its finest.

#2 Eviltude   Steam Machine CAGiversary!   13480 Posts   Joined 10.4 Years Ago  

Posted 10 March 2006 - 09:27 PM

that is going to be the nastiest burger in the world. It's still going to sell like mad just so people can taste it.
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#3 sblymnlcrymnl   married ... with children CAGiversary!   30090 Posts   Joined 11.7 Years Ago  

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Posted 10 March 2006 - 09:28 PM

It looks like sex. :drool: :drool: :drool:


Next step: Batter dip and fry the whole fucking thing. :lol:

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Posted 10 March 2006 - 09:32 PM

Hell yeah...

Wrap in a pancake, Dip it in batter, deep fry that... put it in a bowl then fill the bowl with chili. Dump a pound of shredded chedder cheese on that and put it inbetween another bun... Enjoy


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Posted 10 March 2006 - 09:35 PM

there is a god/santa claus - "the donut burger"


God always was a bastard.

How the hell could someone think a donut burger sounds good?
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Posted 10 March 2006 - 09:38 PM

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it's things like this that make me miss the good ole' us of a.

brings a tear to my motherfuckin eye. Captilism at its finest.


:rofl: i usually watch my calorie intake these days, but i gotta try that at least once in my life!

Well, to be honest, it's hard for people to be outraged about something once they know the facts. And it takes more effort to dig up facts than be outraged. ;)

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#7 corrosivefrost   I created this world and you can't keep me here. CAGiversary!   39443 Posts   Joined 10.1 Years Ago  

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Posted 10 March 2006 - 10:03 PM

I could swear this was in The Boondocks... "The Itis" episode... I wanna say they called it "The Luther Vandross".

http://www.byroncraw...r_vandross.html

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Posted 10 March 2006 - 10:06 PM

interesting way to get people to the minor league ballpark

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Posted 10 March 2006 - 10:09 PM

I could swear this was in The Boondocks... "The Itis" episode... I wanna say they called it "The Luther Vandross".

http://www.byroncraw...r_vandross.html




beat me too it. its called THE LUTHER. and my gf wants to have one, i dont think itd be good. but yeah, that burger in the OP does not look like the one described in the boondocks. it should be...

a full pound burger pattie covered in cheese
grilled onions
5 strips of bacon
in between two krispy kreme donuts


http://theluther.ytmnd.com/

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#10 Sleepkyng   doesn't even exist any more CAGiversary!   5748 Posts   Joined 10.5 Years Ago  

Posted 10 March 2006 - 10:11 PM

the luther actually exists right?

#11 Ledhed   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   9213 Posts   Joined 11.3 Years Ago  

Posted 10 March 2006 - 10:13 PM

the luther actually exists right?


You ougtta know; look at your OP.

Also, Krispy Kreme sucks. Shipley's 4 lyfe.

#12 Sleepkyng   doesn't even exist any more CAGiversary!   5748 Posts   Joined 10.5 Years Ago  

Posted 10 March 2006 - 10:16 PM

oops, musta skimmed (read: blocked because that's a painful reality) part.

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Posted 10 March 2006 - 10:35 PM

Shipley's 4 lyfe.


Yes.


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Posted 10 March 2006 - 10:37 PM

Shit, I can feel my arteries hardening just reading about it :puke:
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Posted 10 March 2006 - 10:39 PM

It's not deep fried? pft. must be some kind of terrorist burger.

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Posted 10 March 2006 - 10:43 PM

Yes.


Where are you abouts? I honestly didn't think they existed outside of TX.

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Posted 10 March 2006 - 10:47 PM

It's not deep fried? pft. must be some kind of terrorist burger.


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#18 Strell   LOBSTERS!....IN MY PANTS! CAGiversary!   26583 Posts   Joined 11.8 Years Ago  

Posted 10 March 2006 - 10:47 PM

Where are you abouts? I honestly didn't think they existed outside of TX.


Probably. Originally from College Station, currently in McAllen ("the valley" as I am told it is cannonized). I don't think I've seen one here, but there are 2 in CS/Bryan, and I've seen them in my travels.

You?


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#19 mykevermin   Queen of Scotland CAGiversary!   36465 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

Posted 10 March 2006 - 10:52 PM

http://www.snopes.co...gins/luther.asp

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Ain't a hamdog, that's for sure.
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Posted 10 March 2006 - 11:09 PM

as previously mentioned the boondocks creator needs to be callin his lawyer
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#21 Ledhed   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   9213 Posts   Joined 11.3 Years Ago  

Posted 10 March 2006 - 11:15 PM

You?


DFW, specifically Arlington. Two that I know of in my immediate vicinity, with the oldest one I know of existing in College Station.

One day our proletariat donut chain will rise against its Kremey oppressor, for great justice.

#22 Dick Tracy   The Man in the Yellow Hat CAGiversary!   38543 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

Posted 10 March 2006 - 11:21 PM

The Boondocks creator? A famous jazz musician invented the Krispy Kreme burger... but I fuckin' forgot which one.

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#23 swetooth9   Go Tar Heels! CAGiversary!   7132 Posts   Joined 11.4 Years Ago  

Posted 11 March 2006 - 12:09 AM

that's like delayed suicide

#24 rly723   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1616 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

Posted 11 March 2006 - 01:54 AM

there's nothing wrong with this lol...dont people usually atter going to in n out might have a krispy kreme donut for desert? it actually saves some carbs since you're not eating extra bread with your burger lol

#25 sblymnlcrymnl   married ... with children CAGiversary!   30090 Posts   Joined 11.7 Years Ago  

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Posted 11 March 2006 - 02:33 AM

You ougtta know; look at your OP.

Also, Krispy Kreme sucks. Shipley's 4 lyfe.

Shipley's is great, but of course it's not often that I get down around those parts. :cry:

Hell, I have a 20 minute drive ahead of me for either Krispy Kreme or Dunkin' Donuts.

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Posted 11 March 2006 - 02:55 AM

Looks and sounds disgusting. Partially because I don't like Krispy Kreme donuts (other donuts are good), and partially because hamburgers make me nautious, but it's a bad combination anyway.

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#27 2poor   Luckless CAGiversary!   5678 Posts   Joined 10.8 Years Ago  

Posted 11 March 2006 - 03:09 AM

http://www.snopes.co...gins/luther.asp
Ain't a hamdog, that's for sure.


Looks delicious :puke:

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Posted 11 March 2006 - 03:14 AM

More on "The Luther":
http://en.wikipedia....i/Luther_Burger

And that hamdog reminds me of garbage plates and scrapple for some reason:
[scrapple] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrapple
[garbage plate] http://en.wikipedia....i/Garbage_plate

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Posted 11 March 2006 - 04:18 AM

its a heart attack waiting to happen and i want one

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Posted 11 March 2006 - 08:58 AM

I heard u gotta leave a McGriddle out in the sun for 2 days

then on the 3rd day it rises in fulfillment of the scriptures