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Employee of the Month trailer released (starring Dane Cook)


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Posted 02 August 2006 - 01:10 AM

http://www.employeeofthemonthfilm.com/

I'm liking the trailer a lot, if not for the fact that Dane's starring. If it's any indication, the commercials could be very with that megaphone voice for a narrator.

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 01:16 AM

I wonder if Dane Cook can act...

DAAAAX! After he left Punk'd, that shit started getting boring.

EDIT: Just saw the trailer, looks hilarious. Reminds me of that one Spongebob episode :lol:

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 01:17 AM

It's been on Youtube for a while. Dane Cook is the only thing this movie has going for it.

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 01:20 AM

I don't see what everyone loves about Dane Cook. His whole act is like:
"Is this joke funny? HOW ABOUT IF I SCREAM IT LIKE THIS?! IS IT FUNNY NOW?!"
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Posted 02 August 2006 - 01:20 AM

i will prob end up seein it, but you could put ryan reynolds in the Cook part and it would prob be funnier
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Posted 02 August 2006 - 01:21 AM

i will prob end up seein it, but you could put ryan reynolds in the Cook part and it would prob be funnier

They do kind of look alike with that beard...that would be even better!

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 01:22 AM

I don't see what everyone loves about Dane Cook. His whole act is like:
"Is this joke funny? HOW ABOUT IF I SCREAM IT LIKE THIS?! IS IT FUNNY NOW?!"

Someone's jealous...

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 01:24 AM

Someone's jealous...


Of him being relatively famous? Yeah, that'd be sweet, but to me he's still a shittier version of Carlos Mencia, if that's even possible.

To each his own though, I'm not gonna rag too hard.
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Posted 02 August 2006 - 01:25 AM

I don't see what everyone loves about Dane Cook. His whole act is like:
"Is this joke funny? HOW ABOUT IF I SCREAM IT LIKE THIS?! IS IT FUNNY NOW?!"

10 bux says Dane Cook is funnier than that guy in your avatar

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 01:26 AM

10 bux says Dane Cook is funnier than that guy in your avatar

Can I just have 10 dollars, too?
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Posted 02 August 2006 - 01:28 AM

Can I just have 10 dollars, too?

No! j00 dont deserve it!

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 01:29 AM

Of him being relatively famous? Yeah, that'd be sweet, but to me he's still a shittier version of Carlos Mencia, if that's even possible.


That's definitely not possible. Carlos Mencia is the holocaust, 9/11, and the great depression in "comedian" form. He is a no talent piece of shit riding on the coat tails of Chappelle's show. Hell, he's not even Mexican. As for Dane Cook, I'm not the biggest fan of him either...but he's about 1000000 times funnier than Carlos Mencia. I'm offended that you actually said someone is less funny than Carlos Mencia.

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 01:30 AM

10 bux says Dane Cook is funnier than that guy in your avatar


After reading that and then looking at his avatar, I honestly laughed out loud.

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 01:31 AM

Yeah, man, don't say people are worse than Ned Holness. Even a douche like Cook doesn't deserve that. Being burned alive, sure, but not that.
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Posted 02 August 2006 - 01:31 AM

i will prob end up seein it, but you could put ryan reynolds in the Cook part and it would prob be funnier



It'd be better to have it be the both of them. I'd see that three times, one to watch Ryan the whole time :drool:, one to watch Dane the whole time :drool:, and then another time to actually pay attention to the movie.

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 01:32 AM

It'd be better to have it be the both of them. I'd see that three times, one to watch Ryan the whole time :drool:, one to watch Dane the whole time :drool:, and then another time to actually pay attention to the movie.

Oh...man...hoo-boy...
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Posted 02 August 2006 - 01:34 AM

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 01:36 AM

It'd be better to have it be the both of them. I'd see that three times, one to watch Ryan the whole time :drool:, one to watch Dane the whole time :drool:, and then another time to actually pay attention to the movie.



well thats, not what I was goin for, but whatever works for ya ;)
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Posted 02 August 2006 - 01:38 AM

Huh. I generally try to avoid seeing "comedy" films starring "comedians" if the trailer doesn't even make me crack a smile.

The funniest part of the trailer is Reality's Fringe.
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Posted 02 August 2006 - 01:43 AM

That's definitely not possible. Carlos Mencia is the holocaust, 9/11, and the great depression in "comedian" form. He is a no talent piece of shit riding on the coat tails of Chappelle's show. Hell, he's not even Mexican. As for Dane Cook, I'm not the biggest fan of him either...but he's about 1000000 times funnier than Carlos Mencia. I'm offended that you actually said someone is less funny than Carlos Mencia.


:rofl: sevdustflyer: A Man who fucking HATES Carlos Mencia.
Though, I don't like him either, as most of his jokes are basically "BEANER! SPIC! *screams into microphone* WHITEY! *tells joke but ends it in Spanish*.

It's just Dane Cook is more topical for me since someone recently tried to get me into him and what I heard just wasn't funny. I've seen a few youtube clips and tv appearances that went the same way.
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Posted 02 August 2006 - 01:48 AM

I can't be optimistic about a movie headlined by a comedian, Jessica Simpson, and One of The Guys From Punk'd.

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 01:50 AM

Of him being relatively famous? Yeah, that'd be sweet, but to me he's still a shittier version of Carlos Mencia, if that's even possible.


Nope, not possible. End of discussion.
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Posted 02 August 2006 - 01:57 AM

I don't see what everyone loves about Dane Cook. His whole act is like:
"Is this joke funny? HOW ABOUT IF I SCREAM IT LIKE THIS?! IS IT FUNNY NOW?!"

Very little of his act involves screaming, so I'm wondering how much of it you've seen.

It's been on Youtube for a while. Dane Cook is the only thing this movie has going for it.

Really? His latest newsletter says it's exclusive, though that linked to his myspace profile where I couldn't get the flash video there to work.

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 04:34 AM

Mencia sucks...

Dane Cook is kinda of like the Dave Matthews of comedy in that the more you hear his material, and the more you see his idiotic fans you start to hate him more and more even though you initially enjoyed his comedy.

Although, no current comedian compares to Mitch Hedberg. RIP Mitch.

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 04:42 AM

God, I hate Jessica Simpson. I'll rent this when it comes out on DVD.

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 04:55 AM

At the dinner table when they were talking, someone says "so that employee of the month thing isn't really working out for you, is it?" Was that Buster from Arrested Development?
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Posted 02 August 2006 - 05:22 AM

At the dinner table when they were talking, someone says "so that employee of the month thing isn't really working out for you, is it?" Was that Buster from Arrested Development?

It was Andy Dick.

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 05:25 AM

Carlos Mencia is a piece of shit and shouldn't be even in the same sentence as Dane Cook(damn you sentence).

I've been a fan of Dane Cook since I saw his comedy central show like 4 or 5 yrs ago. Now he's uber popular.

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 05:34 AM

Carlos Mencia is a piece of shit and shouldn't be even in the same sentence as Dane Cook(damn you sentence).

I've been a fan of Dane Cook since I saw his comedy central show like 4 or 5 yrs ago. Now he's uber popular.


Yeah I saw Dane Cook at SUNY Cortland when he wasnt that well known about 4 years ago. His act was hilarious, and he did numerous improvised things making fun of people in the audience that couldn't have been pre-meditated due to the unique circumstances transpiring in said audience.

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 05:39 AM

Carlos Mencia is a piece of shit and shouldn't be even in the same sentence as Dane Cook(damn you sentence).

I've been a fan of Dane Cook since I saw his comedy central show like 4 or 5 yrs ago. Now he's uber popular.

Agree, I've loved Dane Cook for a while but recently all of his popularity has gotten him noticed by a bunch of dumbasses who kill his material faster than the whole "I'm Rick James, bitch" line. Its bound to happen when any entertainer becomes mainstream but God I hate those kinds of "fans".

Mencia is garbage. He steals jokes from Ron White, not even really a Mexican, says crap that isnt funny and then blames it on people alledgedly not understanding the joke, etc. He just keeps saying the same shit over and over and over and acts like hes the first person to say any jokes about race.