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#1 Lice   Hero Squad CAGiversary!   1472 Posts   Joined 9.9 Years Ago  

Posted 24 September 2006 - 10:50 PM

Brothers and sisters of cheap ass gamer,

It has been brought to my attention of an uprising! This uprising is that in support of Wombat, the CO-host to the splendiferous Cheapy D.

Now let me ask, how can a co-host have such a following, as well as make some many ridiculous demands? Did Cheapy not create this forum that you read today for us? Was it not Cheapy who gave birth to the Cag cast? Who lets you know the newest and weirdest from japan? Who has allowed you to go into debt buying so many games for cheap you would of normally not of bought? Is it wombat, NAY, ITS CHEAPY D.

Cheapy has put his heart and soul into this for US. And what, are we going to let a Co host walk all over him and demand free items? To that I shake my head with a resounding No.

How can we let someone as wombat who has done so little claim he deserves so much!

So to counter act this I want to form the Cheapy Assembly Guard, Or CAG for short. ( Hey he already has cag shirts, two birds one stone, come on its cheaper..)

The proposal is simple:
-- To show our appreciation of Cheapy D and all the cheap game goodness he has bestowed upon us.
-- To keep up anti-Wombatism and prolong his quest to be acknowledges as a journalist.
-- To help delay Wombat's position as a legitimate voice in video game journalism.
-- To be free to drink Coolish whenever temperatures bring a trickle of sweat upon your brow.
--And the freedom to go hairless any day you well please.

Our list of demands is clearer than this WLA:
-- We demand the right to choose games by the approval of a wife or a female who has power over your actions.
-- We demand recognition of the authenticity of who the real Cag Champion is, Cheapy D.
-- We demand that this transmission be read on the next CAGcast.
-- We demand that Wombat send CheapyD some cool New York-only trinkets.
-- We demand that Cheapy gets every gaming celebrities XBL tag so he can enjoy some gaming happiness and rub it in our faces.
-- And more importantly, we demand that game publishers send free review copies of every Mary Kate and Ashley game to Wombat NOW!

So stand up. Bald your Avatars and Sigs, don’t let wombat gain anyground.


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“The Wombat is a symbol, as is the act of destroying it. Symbols are given power by people. Alone, a symbol is meaningless, but with enough people, removing a wombat can change the world.” -V

#2 Graystone   ` CAGiversary!   15662 Posts   Joined 11.0 Years Ago  

Posted 24 September 2006 - 10:53 PM

By visiting his site and using CAG links aren't we supporting him?

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#3 Pancake Rabbit   Have A Cigar CAGiversary!   8427 Posts   Joined 11.7 Years Ago  

Pancake Rabbit

Posted 24 September 2006 - 10:53 PM

And pancake hats for everyone!

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#4 Scorch   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   37483 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago  

Posted 24 September 2006 - 10:55 PM

Okay, I missed something. What the hell's going on?

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#5 Pancake Rabbit   Have A Cigar CAGiversary!   8427 Posts   Joined 11.7 Years Ago  

Pancake Rabbit

Posted 24 September 2006 - 10:55 PM

Okay, I missed something. What the hell's going on?


CAG is slowly turning into gamefaqs.

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#6 Graystone   ` CAGiversary!   15662 Posts   Joined 11.0 Years Ago  

Posted 24 September 2006 - 10:56 PM

Okay, I missed something. What the hell's going on?


Revolution, people are revolting, and many innocent people are dying.

#7 Sooner   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   279 Posts   Joined 10.4 Years Ago  

Posted 24 September 2006 - 10:59 PM

I vote everyone puts pancakes on their avatars rather than bandanas and... baldness.
Help me get a:

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--PS3
--iPods



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#8 Lice   Hero Squad CAGiversary!   1472 Posts   Joined 9.9 Years Ago  

Posted 24 September 2006 - 11:00 PM

CAG is slowly turning into gamefaqs.


Ok mr sevdustflyer... I have brought out a treat... now stare into the eyes...
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He wants you to join cheapy... You know he does...

And yes Graystone... a revoloution begins... lines are drawn... and i love pie

#9 Saucy Jack   Goodbye, So What? CAGiversary!   7006 Posts   Joined 11.0 Years Ago  

Saucy Jack

Posted 24 September 2006 - 11:00 PM

Okay, I missed something. What the hell's going on?


I have no fucking idea either, dude.

If there is a war and some of you die, can you ship me your games and movies?
Goodbye, CAG... take care now...

#10 Graystone   ` CAGiversary!   15662 Posts   Joined 11.0 Years Ago  

Posted 24 September 2006 - 11:01 PM

And pancake hats for everyone!


I don't think you could join this guild either. You're rabbit will have to be bald. which means lose the pancake. ;)


CAG is slowly turning into gamefaqs.


Nah were just having bored fun.

#11 Sarang01   My Use Name Is Saber CAGiversary!   5141 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

Posted 24 September 2006 - 11:04 PM

I'm for Cheapy! ^_^
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"Friends let friends eat each other out.".

#12 6669   Inactive User CAGiversary!   5975 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

Posted 24 September 2006 - 11:33 PM

NOW this has gone too far.
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You that have that devil infactuation should really find a hobby or somethin?!?


#13 anomynous   Banned Banned   5192 Posts   Joined 10.4 Years Ago  

anomynous

Posted 24 September 2006 - 11:43 PM

Viva la CheapyD!

#14 FriskyTanuki   Believeland CAGiversary!   59280 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago   Has been playing Persona Q: Shadow of the Labyrinth
3DS

Posted 24 September 2006 - 11:59 PM

I have no fucking idea either, dude.

If there is a war and some of you die, can you ship me your games and movies?

I hope you're meaning before they go into battle or you may be disappointed. ;)

You read it. You can't unread it.

 

PSN/XBL: CrashSpyro | Steam: CrashTanuki | Wii U: FriendlyTanuki


#15 Liquid 2   Dutch Dreams CAGiversary!   24368 Posts   Joined 10.3 Years Ago  

Posted 24 September 2006 - 11:59 PM

I don't think you could join this guild either. You're rabbit will have to be bald. which means lose the pancake. ;)

the rabbit could be bald beneath the hat, could it not?

#16 Sarang01   My Use Name Is Saber CAGiversary!   5141 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

Posted 25 September 2006 - 01:22 AM

I hope you're meaning before they go into battle or you may be disappointed. ;)


I hope you're for Cheapy you REPUBLICAN Vampire you! Bring Goldwater back from the dead and vote for him!
Sorry I couldn't resist making the snipe towards Republicans and Democrats need it as well.
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#17 pimpinc333   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   11371 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

Posted 25 September 2006 - 01:27 AM

I'll tell ya what.....I'm going Green Party. JimmieMac FTW! :)

#18 whoknows   Time and Eternity for all of time and eternity CAGiversary!   35771 Posts   Joined 10.9 Years Ago   Has been playing Time and Eternity
PS3

Posted 25 September 2006 - 01:40 AM

I'll tell ya what.....I'm going Green Party. JimmieMac FTW! :)

You know, that now you said that someone is probably going to do that, right?

you are a pillar of the video game/gaming community.  

Thanks you are truly a pillar of the community!

 

It's because of pillars like you, I remain in this community.  Thank you!

 

Spoken like a true pillar. The community sends its many thanks.

 

How dare you speak to the pillar of our community that way. If he says you're a closet vita fan he knows what he's talking about.

 

 


#19 Sarang01   My Use Name Is Saber CAGiversary!   5141 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

Posted 25 September 2006 - 01:45 AM

WTF is JimmieMac so famous? Someone honestly explain it to me.
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#20 Ugamer_X   You can trust me CAGiversary!   7617 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

Posted 25 September 2006 - 01:59 AM

WTF is JimmieMac so famous? Someone honestly explain it to me.

He's the fucking biggest icon in professional gaming. If you don't already know that then it's your own fault.

#21 Sarang01   My Use Name Is Saber CAGiversary!   5141 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

Posted 25 September 2006 - 02:04 AM

But in what sense? Championships, video captured enormous combos for Tony Hawk or what? Is he a fighting game champion or a PC FPS championship one?
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#22 Pancake Rabbit   Have A Cigar CAGiversary!   8427 Posts   Joined 11.7 Years Ago  

Pancake Rabbit

Posted 25 September 2006 - 02:10 AM

But in what sense? Championships, video captured enormous combos for Tony Hawk or what? Is he a fighting game champion or a PC FPS championship one?


He's the fucking icon, just leave it at that.

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#23 DarkNessBear   CABear CAGiversary!   6477 Posts   Joined 9.9 Years Ago  

DarkNessBear

Posted 25 September 2006 - 03:19 AM

Yea... down with Wombat.

His voice isnt as sexy as CheapyD.

Cheapy owns Wombat in the mouth...

Couldnt it be something a little more appealing to put on your avatar/sig other then a gross bald head? (No offense to cheapy)

#24 pimpinc333   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   11371 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

Posted 25 September 2006 - 03:33 AM

He's the fucking biggest icon in professional gaming. If you don't already know that then it's your own fault.


QFT.

#25 HumanSnatcher   Disappear here... CAGiversary!   6884 Posts   Joined 10.0 Years Ago  

HumanSnatcher

Posted 25 September 2006 - 03:34 AM

Okay, I missed something. What the hell's going on?


You aren't the only one who has no idea whats been going on. I'm stuck in bed all this weekend and something interesting happens? Thank god my anti-depressant is also prescribed for chronic pain lol

When I was in High School a friend got a 100% on a D.A.R.E. test and they gave him a D.A.R.E. duffel bag. Two years later, a drug dealer that was a friend of ours at the time asked to borrow something to transport 2kg of cocaine in and he handed over his D.A.R.E. bag. He brought it back to him with an oz of weed in it as a thank you.



#26 Graystone   ` CAGiversary!   15662 Posts   Joined 11.0 Years Ago  

Posted 25 September 2006 - 05:38 AM

Wow this gulid really working out for you guys. and all 9 of your memebers. Ha ha, we will rule one day.

#27 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 10.2 Years Ago  

Posted 25 September 2006 - 05:43 AM

Wow this gulid really working out for you guys. and all 9 of your memebers. Ha ha, we will rule one day.


The tyrant once known as Head Cheap Ass will surely be usurped and all of his once stashed japanese goodies distributed to the proles of CAG. The will of Wombat declares it. :D

Remember:

* WII IS PEACE
* PS2 IS SLAVERY
* XBOX360 IS STRENGTH

LOVE THE WOMBAT

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#28 Greetard   Egotistical Prick CAGiversary!   2888 Posts   Joined 11.0 Years Ago  

Posted 25 September 2006 - 05:59 AM

A Present from the WLA.

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#29 radjago   Long-time CAG CAGiversary!   4069 Posts   Joined 11.4 Years Ago  

Posted 25 September 2006 - 06:58 AM

For truth, justice, and the Cheapass way!

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#30 Warner1281   Pissing off customers CAGiversary!   3047 Posts   Joined 10.1 Years Ago  

Posted 26 September 2006 - 12:35 AM

Those in support of Cheapy must rise against this terrible revolt and show those motherfuckers who's boss. Before I knew we had a true assembly of CAG's, I lost a ferret for the cause as a suicid bomber who was sniped before he could serve his purpose. Luckily I sent in a body double as myself (RIP body double :cry: ). Anyways, we must find the WLA's weak spot and strike. We must do so soon before they have amassed enough support to over throw our head Cheapy. As I speak, the confused masses are joining the WLA simply because they do not know of the existence of our guild (and I think they want free bandanas too). I say we burn all the bandanas and plan out our attack! CAG's... do not stray to the dark side. Stay pure and we will prevail!!:twoguns:
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