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"Forget" to tell your sister the cake you bring at Easter is actually a rum cake. +1 bridesmaid

Look the guy straight in the eye, let out a soft chuckle and say "If you have to ask, you can't afford me." They'll respect your confidence.

Put it in a low oven. Don't set it above 250 or you'll definitely ruin the camera! and it'll be dry in a few hours. If you don't have a few hours to wait, the microwave will do the trick in 5 minutes, but the microwave will erase any pictures stored on the camera. Your call.

Call up and say you smell a gas leak. They'll send a guy over ASAP. Then when he gets there tell him you were just fooling and since he's already there he may as well read the meter.