Captain Inertia
- Birthday
- Oct 31, 1981 (Age: 42)
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Bruce Funt "Hubcap"
The bum juggles hubcaps all day long with his dog by his side
- so he sings this song:
"When I was a young boy, my mother told me-
juggle, juggle, juggle your hubcaps.
I met a young girl and she told me-
juggle, juggle, juggle your hubcaps."
So I kicked his dog and ran away.
Singing is for the weak.
The bum juggles hubcaps all day long with his dog by his side
- so he sings this song:
"When I was a young boy, my mother told me-
juggle, juggle, juggle your hubcaps.
I met a young girl and she told me-
juggle, juggle, juggle your hubcaps."
So I kicked his dog and ran away.
Singing is for the weak.
bread's done