Recent content by dymsnacypaehc

I'm announcing that I am coming out of trophy retirement. Granted, I can't really play video games while I'm in school, but I think I'm gonna go back and get some missing trophies, even from games I don't like, with a MildObstruction-like focus.

You assholes are making me want to get back into trophies.

Ew, might as well play on Very Easy.

How did you get a maxed out character in 75-80 hours?

Is that Hope Solo? I'm not familiar with her front.

Wiz Khalifa started his new album with the lines, "My mama ain't raised no fool, nigga, matter of fact, she did."

Yeah, I don't know what's up with Chipotle but it obliterates my butthole. I work at a Mexican restaurant and eat Mexican food all the time so it can't be blamed on that.

Tried to sell Velo a used game.

A site that featured trailers for games.

Still worth it.

Was there cross-buy?

Lying asshole, got my hopes up for nothing.

Fallout 4 is awesome, how dare you.

What more would you like to know? Also, one night a couple of months ago, I spilled OJ/Tequila all over my laptop keyboard. Some days the keys are really sticky, other days they're fine, anyone know what's up with that?