My biggest criticism is not about Wombat, but Cheapy ... Cheapy's passive aggressive anger towards you is quite annoying. I just hope you don't eat off his plate this year!
I would be the coolest dad ever! Actually, that's enough electronic goodness, that I would be the coolest dad for the next 2 x-mas, plus birthdays, plus get good grades, plus clean your room and I'll give you a treat ...