Recent content by KcKelley

It's good to see my cock is still barfing after all this time. That right, Cock, you live the life!

He who hates Cocksmas hates Jesus.

I would. However, I am someone who sits down to pee in order to avoid splatter build up and the clean up thereof. Performing an act where the odds of massive peepee splatter are high would be in direct opposition to my well being.

Sure do. Bonus points for accuracy and distance from the drain. Even more bonus points for doing it in other people's showers.

Saw Jamison Parker/The Academy Is.../Mae at the WOW Hall in Eugene, OR years ago. Nothing much comes my way. :(

People put whipped cream on ice cream?