Ok ok it appears that my restrictions were too great. I want someone to enjoy these before the beta ends so off they go...
CDQFH-GQ?XH-3XK?M-VDQYQ-FCRPZ ?? = the answer to everything
FY6G4-64F4Y-GJVVW-??HQC-VFMHZ ?? = creator of a TV show with the Man in Black and Jacob