I remember playing goldeneye on a black and white 10" tv at a friends house one summer. Not to mention 4 of us were playing split-screen, so that 10" went down to 5". You gotta do what you gotta do.
I would right KEEPER on the good nut, and CANCER on the bad one. It reminds me of the Married with Children episode where Al went in to surgery and the surgeon misread the hand writting for a circular incision.