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hell, better yet.. ask her if you should return the vacuum for some real sexy nighty.. when she says something like "oh I would look horrible in that being fat and pregnant" say "no..I meant for the maid! ..afterall thats who the vacuum was meant for woman! The real gift was the maid! and you...

man... a leaf blower??? Tell her after THAT gift she's lucky you didn't return the vacuum for a friggin' scale! haha That "nice after baby gift"?? Well just don't get her a giftcard to Jenny Craig and you'll be alright.

deliver pizzas for a month..pizza delivery is everywhere..even Michigan and they are usually hiring.