Got this from www.shortnews.com forums. Not sure where they originally came from, but funny.
Top 10 Reasons Kerry Lost
10) Europeans supported him, the same people who consider Benny Hill to be "high culture."
9) Rappers and other popular celebrities endorsed Kerry, but the people who would consider them worth listening to were stoned on election day.
8) Despite having some physical characterists of both, Kerry was neither as funny as Jay Leno or as smart as Herman Munster.
7) Kerry supporters spent all day "getting out the vote," and missed out on voting themselves.
6) Kerry supporters realized that they wouldn't have the time to vote and get back home during the commercial breaks of their favorite TV shows.
5) Kerry supporters spent election day in prison after beating up on Bush supporters and destroy private property.
4) Kerry supporters missed election day due to arguing with people on the Internet about why they were going to vote for Kerry.
3) Kerry supporters were all worried about being "Floridian" and stayed away from the polls for fear of screwing up their ballots.
2) Kerry supporters *really* listened to Kerry's wife for once and voted for Bush to spite their own bitchy, naggy wives.
1) Kerry supporters are sheep, and were all waiting for someone to take them to the polls and hold their hands the entire way through.
Top 10 Reasons Kerry Lost
10) Europeans supported him, the same people who consider Benny Hill to be "high culture."
9) Rappers and other popular celebrities endorsed Kerry, but the people who would consider them worth listening to were stoned on election day.
8) Despite having some physical characterists of both, Kerry was neither as funny as Jay Leno or as smart as Herman Munster.
7) Kerry supporters spent all day "getting out the vote," and missed out on voting themselves.
6) Kerry supporters realized that they wouldn't have the time to vote and get back home during the commercial breaks of their favorite TV shows.
5) Kerry supporters spent election day in prison after beating up on Bush supporters and destroy private property.
4) Kerry supporters missed election day due to arguing with people on the Internet about why they were going to vote for Kerry.
3) Kerry supporters were all worried about being "Floridian" and stayed away from the polls for fear of screwing up their ballots.
2) Kerry supporters *really* listened to Kerry's wife for once and voted for Bush to spite their own bitchy, naggy wives.
1) Kerry supporters are sheep, and were all waiting for someone to take them to the polls and hold their hands the entire way through.
lol
ing wimps...
