A joke to lighten the mood

[Trancendental]

Heard this one today :lol:

Q. What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?

A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.

 

[gamefreak]

To lighten the mood? Here's one I'm making up off the top of my head.

Q: What's the difference between Kerry and a clown?
A: One pies, the other lies.

 

[Soft Nugget]

[quote name='camoor']Heard this one today :lol:

Q. What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?

A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.[/quote]
You lose at life

 

[Trancendental]

[quote name='Soft Nugget'][quote name='camoor']Heard this one today :lol:

Q. What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?

A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.[/quote]
You lose at life[/quote]

I love it when I get these. It means you can no longer defend your position.

FYI, a post that equates to "j00 are teh suxxorz" never impressed anyone.

 

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Q. What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?

A. Your mother is a whore.

 

[Kaijufan]

:lol: Good jokes. Keep them coming.

 

[Drocket]

A friend of mine told me a good one the other day: Bush won the election


What? Yeah, right. Sure... Are you serious? You are? Bush actually DID win the election?

Oh, shit... :shock:

 

[E-Z-B]

Here's one I heard a couple years ago:

Q: How did George W. Bush know that Saddam had Weapons of Mass Destruction?

A: His dad still has the receipts.

 

[Ikohn4ever]

haha

 

[CaseyRyback]

[quote name='E-Z-B']Here's one I heard a couple years ago:

Q: How did George W. Bush know that Saddam had Weapons of Mass Destruction?

A: His dad still has the receipts.[/quote]

that is a great one. I am going to have to tell that one to my mom

 

[elprincipe]

[quote name='E-Z-B']Here's one I heard a couple years ago:

Q: How did George W. Bush know that Saddam had Weapons of Mass Destruction?

A: His dad still has the receipts.[/quote]

Not bad, but you really should have thrown Rumsfeld in there for better effect.

 

[Trancendental]

Did you hear the one about George Bush’s reaction after seeing The Lord of the Rings? He said, “I don’t get it. Why didn’t Frodo use the ring to kill the bad guys?”

 

[Quackzilla]

[quote name='camoor']Did you hear the one about George Bush’s reaction after seeing The Lord of the Rings? He said, “I don’t get it. Why didn’t Frodo use the ring to kill the bad guys?”[/quote]

Ouch.