A little contest for Joust and Robotron on 360

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I will give either Joust or Robotron on the 360 Arcade to the best revenge story you've ever heard. The best will get to choose, and 2nd will get the one he didnt get.

Contest ends sometime on Oct 10th, depends when I wake up then, lol
 
i killed some one because he stoled my joust and robotron codes


i win because im the only one
 
I took a POOP on my best friends windsheild of his truck late one night , i was totally wasted but hey , he owed me $200!!! I finally got that dough 4 years later , what a douche!!!!
 
I caught my little jackass brother looking at Porn on the comp so I noted it in the browsing history and left a series of intricate notes laying around my house leading my parents to look at the browsing history and then getting him banned from TV for a month and permantely banned from using the comp without supervision and it caused him to miss out on being in his lame SC league and a whole bunch of other stuff.
 
This one time in band camp....

Oh wait wrong story.


My older brother used to mess with his teachers alot. He once superglued his teacher's coffee cup to his desk.
 
When my wife went back to work after taking time off raising our two children we contacted the local high school to see if they had any recommendations on a baby sitter. One girl came highly recommended so we contacted her. After interviews with her parents and contacting folks she had babysat for in the past we ended up hiring her.

She worked every day for 3 hours -- basically from when my wife left for work at 3:00 until I got home at 6:00.

At first she was great. She played with the kids, kept them busy and the TV was off. But after a while the kids started saying that they didn't like her (they were 5 & 2 at the time). It's not very easy to get a clear picture of what was going on out of a 5 & 2 year old, but I started getting slightly concerned.
One day, after a particularily bad night when the kids didn't want their mom to leave for work I decided to setup a video camera to see what was going on. Just after my wife left for work the babysitter put a movie in the DVD player, pulled some toys out, and then left the room going up the stairs.

She came down about every half hour to check on the kids (who as you can imagine were destroying the place).

I had no idea what she was doing upstairs without the kids, so that night I started poking around. My office is the third floor of the house, and is strictly off-limits to the kids. That night when I was on my computer I pulled up my browsing history to look for something and I see all of these links to a myspace type site. I click one of the links and lo-and-behold it auto-logs me in to her profile.

So now I know what she's been doing while "watching" my kids... she's been upstairs (2 floors in fact) looking at boys on my computer and chatting with her girlfriends. To make it worse she was specifically told not enter my office.

By looking at the browsing history I can make a full record of the sites she has visited, and the time she spent on each page. I record all of the information and make print-outs of the pages.

With the detailed information in hand I call her parents and ask them to come over, but leave her at home. They agree and I present all of the information.

I haven't mentioned the stuff she posted... In person she was petite, and innocent. She was always very nice. However on these sites she was a completely different person. On her friends pages she was posting very explicit details of sexual encounters that she had the last weekend. On boys pages she was posting what she would like to do to them. She bragged about drinking and smoking.

What shocked and concerned me the most was she had given out her personal information (name & phone number) to complete strangers.

I presented all of this information to her parents who were quite shocked. They weren't very internet savvy so I explained to them my huge concern with posting her personal information. They didn't seem to get it at first but as soon as I mentioned "internet predator" they seemed to catch on.

Needless to say she was fired on the spot. Her parents offered to repay me for all of the time that she had spent "watching" my kids, but I declined. As it turns out they did pay me back every dollar and they made their daughter bring me the money herself and give me, my wife and the kids an apology.

I also contacted the school with some of the information (not everything) and told them that they should not recommend her for any further babysitting jobs.
 
My buddy and I went to Pizza Hut for dinner about 10 years ago. We were waiting for service at our tablefor 10 minutes.

I finally told him, jokingly, use my head like one of this service bells. I set my head on the table, he grabbed the back of my head and slammed it into the table.

After dinner I ran him over with my car in the parking lot.

True story. He ended up with a sprained wrist, luckily.
 
I got one....ruined a friendship doing it.


Back when I bought my first xbox 1..I still had my playstation 2. Well a friend of mine figured I wouldn't mind if he "borrowed" my PS2 without telling me. After I find out I ask for it back so I can trade it in...apparently he had already done that so he could get himself a xbox (WTF was he thinking?)

So my revenge...It was quite cruel. I knew his cousin had a crush on me. and he's VERY protective about this family. So it takes me about 2 months, but I finally get to smash his cousin. After a few times she gets comfortable and let's me whip out the video camera and get her sucking me up on camera. I mean I get her to look DIRECTLY into the camera.

A few days later I ask him for some money for the PS2 he practically stole from me. He gives me the "we friends so you shouldn't charge me" speech. Ok, FINE! I tell him and a few of our other homeboys I got this chick who let me smash with the camera on. Of course they all wanna see. I go back home, get the tape and play it in HIS LIVINGROOM!

ahahahaha

You should've seen his reaction. At first it was just the top of her head...everyone is asking me who it is...this goes on for like 2 minutes before she looks into the camera...BAM...he jumps up charges me...i'm laughing so hard I can't even think straight. Our boys break us up and he snatches the video out and smashes it.

I say i had copies (even though i didn't). He's probably only spoken to me like 3 times since then and that was about 3 years ago.


His cousin was mad too...i guess they had it out about the whole thing. I told her I was mad over my PS2 and she was just like "ok"...and that was the end of that. I still talk to her on the phone from time to time
 
This one is totally going to win.

This one time I went to the local KFC/Taco Bell with a couple of friends. I didn't have my drivers licence yet, and my friends were giving me crap about it. We ordered some food through the drive thru, and I found out that I was missing my potato wedges. One of my friends got a taco bell meal with a burrito and taco, and I told him the taco was missing too... but it wasn't! I ate it to get back at him for giving me crap, and to get back at taco bell for not giving me my damn potato wedges.

I told him later and he was pissed off. But then karma struck when I had real bad gas and diarrhea.

The end.
 
[quote name='SonOfAtari']This one is totally going to win.

This one time I went to the local KFC/Taco Bell with a couple of friends. I didn't have my drivers licence yet, and my friends were giving me crap about it. We ordered some food through the drive thru, and I found out that I was missing my potato wedges. One of my friends got a taco bell meal with a burrito and taco, and I told him the taco was missing too... but it wasn't! I ate it to get back at him for giving me crap, and to get back at taco bell for not giving me my damn potato wedges.

I told him later and he was pissed off. But then karma struck when I had real bad gas and diarrhea.

The end.[/quote]

LOL, best story so far
 
Yesteday I receive an email from xbox telling me that i won those games
Robotron:
TH15x-I5xAx-fuck1-YOK3x-FORxU

... i tried to put the codes online but they didn't work... two hours later i realize it was a joke from a friend (i figure out the message).... now i want to play those games because the only 2 arcade games that i own are Aegis Wing and Cubix or something like that...
 
although its not 100% revenge, I could talk of how I've pissed Jack Thompson off to the point of being threatened over the phone and being posted in one of his endless press releases on two separate occasions - would that count?
 
Haha.

One time me and 3 buddies took a day off school and decided to go to a luxury mall out about 45 minutes away. I was the only one with the driver's license at the time, so of course I had to drive.

Anyways, during this time I was going through a rough patch with my GF. I constantly had to have constant talks with her etc. (It was my fault, so I put up with it) So one of my friends decides to give me shit about it literally the entire car ride up to the mall. I mean constantly calling me a pussy, bitch, etc. I was about fucking kill him while driving 80 mph.

So we finally get to the mall, he gets out first and shuts the door. I quickly put it into reverse and take off. The moron grabs my spoiler and trys to hold on to my car (WTF?). It was pretty dumb now thinking back on it, but I launched my car when I saw him in the rear-view mirror holding on to my spoiler. He fell flat on his face on to the hard asphalt, then proceeds to wobble up and flick me off while screaming at me.

So I just said fuck it and took off. My other two friends and I went out and got a bite to eat. We came back two hours later and found him in the mall at the food court. We walked around a bit, he refused to talk to me, etc. So when we're about to leave he goes to the bathroom. The fucker decides to shit in his soda cup to pull a "revenge" prank on me. (I didn't realize this at the time)

So he tells me to open the trunk so he can put his sweater back there. Stupidly, I don't think anything of it and didn't notice his cup gone. I smell something terrible after only a few minutes of leaving the mall. He starts laughing histerically. I pull over, open the trunk and notice his cup is full of shit. I grab his sweater AND his backpack, throw them on the ground, and then dump the entire cup of shit all over them both.

He gets out yelling, I get back in the car, lock the door, and take off. At least this time he didn't try to jump on my car again. He left his cell phone in the car, so I call his parents and tell them he can be picked up at the next-city-over mall for being a total asshole. At least I called his parents, albeit he got in trouble for skipping class.

Obviously, we are no longer friends. Btw, this was about 4 years ago.
 
I was a freshman that ended up having to live in an upper-class dorm. Of course, I was the butt of a lot of jokes from the sophomores and juniors that lived there, since the lowly freshmen were all supposed to live in the freshman dorms. (The reason I was there in the first place was that I'd commuted the first quarter, and when I moved on campus the second quarter, there weren't any available rooms.)


Anyway, two of my neighbors in the dorm pennied me into my room one day. What's that? They take a lot of pennies and jam them into the gap between the door and the door jamb. By stacking 4 or 5 pennies in a couple of spots on the door, you can put enough pressure on the door that the latch simply won't open. I really appreciated being stuck in my room for most of a day until I finally got out. We laughed about it, and I simply waited.


A couple of weeks later it was snowing outside, and guys were having snowball fights. Our rooms were on the top floor of the dorm (4 stories tall) and the roof access wasn't locked. I went up on the roof while my neighbors were gone to class and leaned over the edge. By laying flat and reaching down, I could just reach their windows - which weren't locked. So I slid them wide open, and went back inside. I went to MY window, and hollered at the guys that were throwing snowballs. They thought it was coming from the room next door. So for about 20 minutes, all 10 guys did was through snowballs into through the open window. Beds, desks, papers and books were all covered in snow - and soaked.


Later in the spring, the guys threw me in the duck pond to get even (which actually put them one ahead), so I had to get them one last time. It's an oldie, but a goodie. I got a weather balloon and went into their room one day when they weren't there. (They were going down to meet one of their parents, and didn't lock the door when they left.) Poured about half a case of beer into the balloon, and started filling it up - IN their room. By the time it was fully inflated, the door was being pushed shut from the inside by the balloon. So they came back, finally pushed into the room (which took both of them) and made a serious mistake. They popped the balloon - which then spewed Little Kings all over the room, all over them - and all over the one guys parents.
 
One time I was playing basketball with some older kids. They said I shot the ball terrible and looked like a "nerd". I wiped the floor with those kids as my team won due in my part to my 11 points(only played for 30 minutes) and 3 steals. They were very quiet afterward:D.
 
My best friend's Ex wife was trying to get back with him after ruining his life once. She had moved back in with him and was trying everything to get him to let her live in his house again. (They broke up because she had cheated on him three times while he was away on militay duty).

After they had broke up, he had emailed me a few REALLY dirty pictures of her that she had sent to him in Iraq. So when I called to see if he was home one day, she answered...and I got an idea. I took on of the most filthy of the pictures and printed it out on an iron-on and put it on a tee shirt. I wore it over to his house and when she answered the door..her smile quickly turned to a frown when she looked down at my shirt. I smiled back and simply said "What a whore" she ran from the house screaming with my friend and me both laughing. That ended her "Get back together" plot.
 
In first place for hitting his own friend with a car: sp00ge!

In 2nd for being a dirty man: nyne7lac'

sp00ge, pick Joust or Robotron and I will PM you the codes
 
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