Another unwed teenage mother.

no offense but who cares, seriously

the right doesn't care because she's not related to a democrat

the left doesn't care because who the fuck cares about marriage anyway, dumbass archaic religious tradition needs to die
 
I don't really care, i just think it's funny. During the election they kept talking about getting married, now that it's over, they did what everyone knew they would. That and the fact that it flies in the face of the right's so called morals and values.
 
Oh very funny OP, but I think we should be glad that she didn't use birth control.

I mean, it's going to be hard being a single mother at 18, but at least she isn't going to hell.

PS Abstinence education FTW!!!
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Hands up, who's surpsrised?

I *said*, hands up, who's surprised?[/quote]

Would you please shut up?

Some of us are trying to fap.

EDIT: For the win.

 
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Levi and Mercede........really?

When your name's a joke, how can you be expected to take anything seriously in your life? C'mon...
 
[quote name='bmulligan']Levi and Mercede........really?

When your name's a joke, how can you be expected to take anything seriously in your life? C'mon...[/quote]
Hey, they're just very religious.

Mercede is a variant of Mercedes, of Spanish origin meant to invoke the Virgin Mary.

Levi is becoming a popular boy's name. It's origins are in the biblical Levi, the third son of Jacob, namesake and founder of the tribe of Levites (priests).

Seeing as it's a religious family, he's probably just trying to save up the hundred shekels. Though, Levites traditionally don't treat women all that well.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Hands up, who's surpsrised?

I *said*, hands up, who's surprised?[/quote]
I knew it was doomed the moment I saw that dog and pony show at the RNC.
 
If motherofcaitlyn ever wises up and leaves with the kids, I'm so going after Bristol.

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Looks like she'll have another reason besides six months of darkness for suicide.
 
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[quote name='Koggit']she's not even hot.. she's a little overweight, and if she weren't, she'd be average at best..[/quote]

You're right, but her mom is freaky crazy and I want to reenact the scene from "End of Days" with them.
 
[quote name='JolietJake']Well it could have been worse, i always figured she was named after bristol motor speedway.:lol:[/QUOTE]

I thought she was named after the track as well. And I thought it was kinda cool as I used to be a huge Nascar fan. Oh well. Why am I supposed to care about these people again ?
 
[quote name='bmulligan'] Why am I supposed to care about these people again ?[/quote]
Dude, Palin-Jindal 2012.
 
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