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Has anyone ever used a penis pump. I have a good size dick but ive always been curious about penis pumps. Ive always been afraid of a vein Exploding and crap. Flame away assholes. but to all those who have used one, please write in complete DETAIL how it felt and if it really works
 
from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_pump#Penis_pump

This is a cylinder that is fitted over the penis, with a manual or motorised pump to create suction. As the apparatus creates a vacuum around the penis, blood is drawn into the penis causing it to become engorged. The higher the vacuum, the higher the blood-pressure becomes within the penis; excessive pressure causes vascular damage rather than a harder penis. Penis pumps have two very different uses:

They can act as valuable sexual aids for men who suffer from impotence, as they can be used to achieve an erection, which can be maintained for up to 30 minutes by the use of a compression ring on the base of the penis. These pumps, which are reputable medical devices, are usually described as vacuum pumps rather than penis pumps. Some people claim to have experience that frequent use of this sort of pump may to some extent reverse impotence due to vascular damage[1].

A "Penis Pump" can also be used to temporarily increase the size of the penis to the maximum size of which it is capable by increasing the amount of blood and other fluids that are in the corpus cavernosa and surrounding tissue. These temporary gains are well proven and abundantly documented on various "hobbyist" websites[citation needed]. However, their efficacy at increasing absolute penis size is very hard to determine. Some practitioners believe the overload principle which stipulates that as a part of the body is pushed past its limits the natural healing process will accommodate for the extra stress when making repairs; for example, muscles get bigger and in this case tissues lengthen and swell. Over time it is believed that regimen of pumping and or other methods will cause gains, however minor, to be realized[citation needed].

Pumping with either type of pump must be done carefully to avoid injury: manufacturers' instructions should be followed. Manual pumps often recommend a gentle pump followed by a pause, then repeated. Over-enthusiastic pumping can burst blood vessels and form blisters. In some cases the testicles can be unexpectedly pulled into the cylinder and cause severe pain and injury. It is also believed that the rim of the cylinder can cut into the skin and over time cause damage to the ligaments surrounding the penis. These dangers are easily avoided by following instructions. Impatiently pumping away without reading any explanatory material can produce too much suction (anything over anything 10 mm Hg) and cause permamnent injury.

Attempts at using vacuum cleaners units for this purpose have resulted in severe injury as the machine produces far too much suction. If the base unit is used without a hose there is also the danger of coming into contact with the rapidly-rotating fan. Articles in medical jourmals describe such cases.

Penis pumps gained some popular culture notoriety in the Austin Powers films.
 
[quote name='Chris in Cali']This is a cylinder that is fitted over the penis, with a manual or motorised pump to create suction. As the apparatus creates a vacuum around the penis, blood is drawn into the penis causing it to become engorged. The higher the vacuum, the higher the blood-pressure becomes within the penis; excessive pressure causes vascular damage rather than a harder penis. Penis pumps have two very different uses:

They can act as valuable sexual aids for men who suffer from impotence, as they can be used to achieve an erection, which can be maintained for up to 30 minutes by the use of a compression ring on the base of the penis. These pumps, which are reputable medical devices, are usually described as vacuum pumps rather than penis pumps. Some people claim to have experience that frequent use of this sort of pump may to some extent reverse impotence due to vascular damage[1].
A "Penis Pump" can also be used to temporarily increase the size of the penis to the maximum size of which it is capable by increasing the amount of blood and other fluids that are in the corpus cavernosa and surrounding tissue. These temporary gains are well proven and abundantly documented on various "hobbyist" websites[citation needed]. However, their efficacy at increasing absolute penis size is very hard to determine. Some practitioners believe the overload principle which stipulates that as a part of the body is pushed past its limits the natural healing process will accommodate for the extra stress when making repairs; for example, muscles get bigger and in this case tissues lengthen and swell. Over time it is believed that regimen of pumping and or other methods will cause gains, however minor, to be realized[citation needed].
Pumping with either type of pump must be done carefully to avoid injury: manufacturers' instructions should be followed. Manual pumps often recommend a gentle pump followed by a pause, then repeated. Over-enthusiastic pumping can burst blood vessels and form blisters. In some cases the testicles can be unexpectedly pulled into the cylinder and cause severe pain and injury. It is also believed that the rim of the cylinder can cut into the skin and over time cause damage to the ligaments surrounding the penis. These dangers are easily avoided by following instructions. Impatiently pumping away without reading any explanatory material can produce too much suction (anything over anything 10 mm Hg) and cause permamnent injury. Attempts at using vacuum cleaners units for this purpose have resulted in severe injury as the machine produces far too much suction. If the base unit is used without a hose there is also the danger of coming into contact with the rapidly-rotating fan. Articles in medical jourmals describe such cases.

Penis pumps gained some popular culture notoriety in the Austin Powers films.[/QUOTE]


Ouch, just ouch
 
You know, there's a lot - I mean, a lot - of ways to admit you have a tiny penis, but this is certainly one of the more hilarious ways.
 
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[quote name='2Fast']CML if you're interested in one.[/QUOTE]
Not really interested in a used one and I didn't see one labled *Sealed*. Thanks though.
 
[quote name='Chris in Cali']Attempts at using vacuum cleaners units for this purpose have resulted in severe injury as the machine produces far too much suction. If the base unit is used without a hose there is also the danger of coming into contact with the rapidly-rotating fan. Articles in medical jourmals describe such cases.[/QUOTE]
:rofl: :rofl:
 
I wonder who was the first person to invent the penis pump. Or who was the first person to decide to start a company that manufactures penis pump. Can you imagine what his business card looks like?

Oh such funny stuff!!!
 
[quote name='Beana Blasta']Has anyone ever used a penis pump. I have a good size dick but ive always been curious about penis pumps. Ive always been afraid of a vein Exploding and crap. Flame away assholes. but to all those who have used one, please write in complete DETAIL how it felt and if it really works[/quote]

You lie. If it were true, there would be absolutely zero reason to ask this question. Where's JSweeney with the "Three Inch Tool" DLF song?
 
[quote name='Beana Blasta']Has anyone ever used a penis pump. I have a good size dick but ive always been curious about penis pumps. Ive always been afraid of a vein Exploding and crap. Flame away assholes. but to all those who have used one, please write in complete DETAIL how it felt and if it really works[/QUOTE]
Can you honestly expect to ask this question...hell, anywhere on the Internet and not have that be the end result? ;)

[quote name='SneakyPenguin']You lie. If it were true, there would be absolutely zero reason to ask this question. Where's JSweeney with the "Three Inch Tool" DLF song?[/QUOTE]
I think the Penguin's got a point there.

Perhaps fortunately for you, we can't verify that. I'm not even sure how we'd go about doing it, but I'm sure as hell not volunteering to be that sacrifical goat...
 
[quote name='chaarlieee']You're probably better off just telling her that size doesn't matter.[/QUOTE]

Right, like anyone really believes that...
 
[quote name='chaarlieee']You're probably better off just telling him that size doesn't matter.[/quote]

Fixed ;)
 
[quote name='zewone']Penis pump is to get hard, not bigger. If you're having trouble getting up, look into Viagra.[/QUOTE]

Nope its to "add size" your misinformed.

This thread is like when you walk into a conversation at the wrong time.
So I'm going to walk away now.
 
[quote name='Graystone']Nope its to "add size" your misinformed. [/QUOTE]
That's the misconception. What it in fact does is get you hard, in an unhealthy way.
 
[quote name='zewone']That's the misconception. What it in fact does is get you hard, in an unhealthy way.[/QUOTE]

Oh! your thinking of the medical "Vacuum pump" Docs prescribe these to old timers and a compression ring to keep them up.

I had a good friend in the medical field...btw
 
i had a friend who bought one and said he actually used it. i don't know if/how well it worked, because i stopped him right there. there's some things friends shouldn't share. stories about using penis pumps fall into that category.
 
[quote name='LaraCroftsLeftBoob']i had a friend who bought one and said he actually used it..[/quote]

Yeah um a friend, sure LaraCroftsLeftBoob (now with penis pump)...
 
"In some cases the testicles can be unexpectedly pulled into the cylinder and cause severe pain and injury."

Soooo Funny! Good Thread!
 
[quote name='Beana Blasta']Has anyone ever used a penis pump. [/quote]


Does your mom count? Talk about suction.

:lol:
 
[quote name='LaraCroftsLeftBoob'] i'm comfortable with my small penis.[/quote]

i'm not, please stop resting it on my mailbox every morning.
 
Everyones got a hoke, but if you're born with a small dick, thems the breaks... but science will help you with about 2 inches or so.

Its a superficial world, and instead of adding to the 40 posts of BS... I'll tell you some options.

Penis Pumps, though they work, not very well. Its 30 year old tech, so go with that. Not to mention dangerous, if you pull it off too fast you could have a purple head for the rest of your life. There are tons of things online about it and you're best best is to drop 400 or so and get with a program that has the pills to increase blood flow and a small "traction" mechinism.

Also, if you're over wieght... lose the wieght! You'll gain up to an inch for every 40 pounds overwieght. The pills will help with girth, the traction thing and losing wieght will help you wil size.

Just remember, that girls dont like cocks that are too long, but girth is the key. You could be hung like a tin can and have girls begging at your door. Remember, those things were ment to squeeze out babies, go for girth, not length.

And if you start a program, stick with it to the end, dont waist 400 bucks and mesure everyday.

Only do it, if you're absolutly ready to go all the way. Thats the best advice you'll get right there.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Wouldn't it be funny if this thread was just to weed out the petites? :lol:[/quote]

It would be, but some people arent just pleased with normal. Some people would like to rock 11 inch cocks. And you only get that if you're already and 8-9.

Every single pornstar has used an enlarger, and none of them would of gotten that type of size without already being fairly large in the first place.
 
[quote name='ironmouse']last one there is a penis pump[/quote]
everything is beautiful here with the indian.


Mookyjooky - you're like some wise old penis-enlarging guru - full of wisdom and words that make a brother ponder... and that scares me.
 
[quote name='Mookyjooky']It would be, but some people arent just pleased with normal. Some people would like to rock 11 inch cocks. And you only get that if you're already and 8-9.

Every single pornstar has used an enlarger, and none of them would of gotten that type of size without already being fairly large in the first place.[/quote]

I can't imagine being 11"... I have to be careful with 8" because I've been told that hurts from time to time.

Whats the deal with the porns where the guy's junk is the size of the girl's arm? Prosthetics?
 
it's all about girth (and a normal length dick of course.)

(on that note, wouldn't a penis pump cause you to lose girth? I'd never trade my girth for an extra half an inch.)

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[quote name='Mookyjooky']Everyones got a hoke, but if you're born with a small dick, thems the breaks... but science will help you with about 2 inches or so.

Its a superficial world, and instead of adding to the 40 posts of BS... I'll tell you some options.

Penis Pumps, though they work, not very well. Its 30 year old tech, so go with that. Not to mention dangerous, if you pull it off too fast you could have a purple head for the rest of your life. There are tons of things online about it and you're best best is to drop 400 or so and get with a program that has the pills to increase blood flow and a small "traction" mechinism.

Also, if you're over wieght... lose the wieght! You'll gain up to an inch for every 40 pounds overwieght. The pills will help with girth, the traction thing and losing wieght will help you wil size.

Just remember, that girls dont like cocks that are too long, but girth is the key. You could be hung like a tin can and have girls begging at your door. Remember, those things were ment to squeeze out babies, go for girth, not length.

And if you start a program, stick with it to the end, dont waist 400 bucks and mesure everyday.

Only do it, if you're absolutly ready to go all the way. Thats the best advice you'll get right there.[/quote]

Nice to see someone actually give a serious responce...im wondering cuz u see that shit advertised on porn all the time...

Do they actually sell these pills online or over the counter??? Or do people go to the doctor and have to get shit prescribed?

i wonder how much people pay for those pills and if they work
 
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