Anyone tried the new brownies from Dominos?

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I've see the commerical pop up in the last 2 weeks.. Free brownies (10 of them) when you buy a pizza at menu price. Are they soft? Chewie? Gross?

here is a picture of it
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[quote name='Moxio']I've never heard of this... I'll have to try it. Doesn't work with the 6 mix and match deal, does it[/QUOTE]


no idea..but I do remember the commerical saying you get them free when you buy a pizza at MENU price. Its one of the wierdest commericals I have seen on tv lately.. Some dude in a square brownie box suit going around with the Dominos guy and he is leaving behind dark patchy marks that suppositly looks like brownie stains. I thought about trying it myself but though it might be too sweet and heavy for my stomach like the Cini-Sticks(sp?)
 
If the Pizza wasn't bad enough, the brownies certainly seal the deal. That being said, I'm sure they taste like shit. You heat them yourself.
 
These things look exactly like shit dumplings.

I was horrified when I saw them on the commercial before I found out what they actually are.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Feh. Show me a brownie that doesn't.[/QUOTE]


the man has a point... everytime I see one, although I do like them, I wonder if they are sugar coated poop :(
 
My friends ordered a pizza when we were playing poker, they tried the brownies and lets say that the poker table smelled like shit farts.
 
My friends ordered a pizza when we were playing poker, they tried the brownies and lets say that the poker table smelled like shit farts.
 
There's this ad on the window of the local Dominos that makes me cringe everytime I see it. It's a brownie being dipped in what looks like a steamy vat of poo juice.
 
[quote name='ph33r m3']My friends ordered a pizza when we were playing poker, they tried the brownies and lets say that the poker table smelled like shit farts.[/QUOTE]


that's the pizza talking.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Feh. Show me a brownie that doesn't.[/QUOTE]

I dunno, when I make brownies, there tends to be a top, so to speak.

These things are "cake" cubes. No top.

Which is disturbing on levels I didn't know existed.

That is unnatural.
 
What's with the damn dipping sauce? Does everything have to have dipping sauce nowadays? I ordered cheese fries at a sports bar the other day, and they asked me if I wanted ranch dipping sauce. What the hell? The cheese isn't enough of a topping?

Pizza places are the worst though. Papa Johns includes Garlic Dipping sauce for pizza. If the food item in question already has a sauce on it, it does not need to be dipped. Period. Everything from dominos comes with a dipping sauce too, do I really need to dip what is essentially a square of chocolate in a chocolate sauce? In case the square of chocolate didn't taste enough like chocolate already?

Enough with the sauces people. Stop bowing to the condiment conglomerates! Fight the Power!
 
People dip me in sauce all the time.

:(

I keep telling 'em to have a little patience. The sauce is brewing. Just give it a minute.
 
[quote name='Quillion'] Papa Johns includes Garlic Dipping sauce for pizza. If the food item in question already has a sauce on it, it does not need to be dipped. Period. [/QUOTE]

It's for the crust.
 
[quote name='SMMM']It's for the crust.[/QUOTE]Yeah. Papa John's puts on that two inch hub of inedible crust. You gotta have something delicious to help slide that down.
 
The brownies are terrible, hard on the outside, soft on the inside. I tried one when it was hot right after I got it, and I hated it. I put it in the fridge to save for the rest of the family, and they were actually alright when they've been in the fridge overnight. I wouldn't pay money for them though.
 
[quote name='jmcc']Yeah. Papa John's puts on that two inch hub of inedible crust. You gotta have something delicious to help slide that down.[/quote]

I've got something delicious you can slide down.

Zing!
 
[quote name='Quillion']What's with the damn dipping sauce? Does everything have to have dipping sauce nowadays? I ordered cheese fries at a sports bar the other day, and they asked me if I wanted ranch dipping sauce. What the hell? The cheese isn't enough of a topping?

Pizza places are the worst though. Papa Johns includes Garlic Dipping sauce for pizza. If the food item in question already has a sauce on it, it does not need to be dipped. Period. Everything from dominos comes with a dipping sauce too, do I really need to dip what is essentially a square of chocolate in a chocolate sauce? In case the square of chocolate didn't taste enough like chocolate already?

Enough with the sauces people. Stop bowing to the condiment conglomerates! Fight the Power![/QUOTE]

I agree to a point here. We are a country of dippers and toppings. Define your cheese fries? I've encountered two types, one is normal fries with cheese sauce on top(Wendy's does this) or special type of Potatoe fries with the cheese built into it. I dip once in awhile but not dip everything I can into stuff. The Cinisticks have that white sugary sauce that makes my stomach go atomic, too much sugar already with the sticks. Whatever that black stuff they use for dipping for the brownies can't be good either.
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']ok...now that was nasty.[/quote]

What? I was talking about Waffles. Sweet delicious syrupy waffles. Mmmmmm....

Wouldn't you like a waffle?
 
[quote name='Quillion']What? I was talking about Waffles. Sweet delicious syrupy waffles. Mmmmmm....

Wouldn't you like a waffle?[/QUOTE]


NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate Waffles.
 
[quote name='d00k']They look disgusting in the pictures. The commercials look even worse. I don't know why, but something about the commercials just disgusts me.[/QUOTE]


Could it be some brownie with hands and legs but no head or mouth or eyes walking around with the pizza man. Then it gives a hug to the kid leaving his mark behind :O
 
[quote name='Quillion']What's with the damn dipping sauce? Does everything have to have dipping sauce nowadays? I ordered cheese fries at a sports bar the other day, and they asked me if I wanted ranch dipping sauce. What the hell? The cheese isn't enough of a topping?

Pizza places are the worst though. Papa Johns includes Garlic Dipping sauce for pizza. If the food item in question already has a sauce on it, it does not need to be dipped. Period. Everything from dominos comes with a dipping sauce too, do I really need to dip what is essentially a square of chocolate in a chocolate sauce? In case the square of chocolate didn't taste enough like chocolate already?

Enough with the sauces people. Stop bowing to the condiment conglomerates! Fight the Power![/QUOTE]

Its the French. French cooks say "everything must have a sauce"
On top of that sauces come from roman times when they used sauces to cover the taste of food that has went sour.
 
[quote name='Graystone']Its the French. French cooks say "everything must have a sauce"
On top of that sauces come from roman times when they used sauces to cover the taste of food that has went sour.[/QUOTE]


thats intresting, where did you here this from?
 
I had these the other day. I actually am beginning to LOVE Dominos pizza again....

The brownies, they are ok. They serve them HOT. They are a little crispy on the outside, but soft and chewy on the inside. I would say the Poo dipping sauce is needed though. Overall, they are ok....nothing exceptional, but pretty decent.
 
[quote name='Renegade_Zero']The brownies are terrible, hard on the outside, soft on the inside. I tried one when it was hot right after I got it, and I hated it. I put it in the fridge to save for the rest of the family, and they were actually alright when they've been in the fridge overnight. I wouldn't pay money for them though.[/QUOTE]

Did the brownie chip your tooth?
 
[quote name='Graystone']Its the French. French cooks say "everything must have a sauce"
On top of that sauces come from roman times when they used sauces to cover the taste of food that has went sour.[/quote]
I call bullshit. What is this "roman times" you speak of?

Besides, I was referring to dipping sauces, not food sauces like gravy. Do your wings (already coated in some variation of a buffalo sauce (mmmm buffalo:drool:)) require an additional blue cheese (Yes, I know it's spelled bleu, but I hate the french food (especially for french toast(satan's toast) and pancakes(also called thick crepes(satan's cakes for short)) because waffles (mmmm waffles:drool:) are angelic (ie, if god had a breakfast food, it would be waffles(delicious waffles:drool:))) or ranch sauce?
 
I love dipping sauce, fuck the haters! Brownies rocks, but these look nasty. Plus, I don't want brownies with chesse, sausage, and sick fried bread.
 
[quote name='Quillion']I call bullshit. What is this "roman times" you speak of?

Besides, I was referring to dipping sauces, not food sauces like gravy. Do your wings (already coated in some variation of a buffalo sauce (mmmm buffalo:drool:)) require an additional blue cheese (Yes, I know it's spelled bleu, but I hate the french food (especially for french toast(satan's toast) and pancakes(also called thick crepes(satan's cakes for short)) because waffles (mmmm waffles:drool:) are angelic (ie, if god had a breakfast food, it would be waffles(delicious waffles:drool:))) or ranch sauce?[/QUOTE]

What the heck is wrong with Pancakes and French Toast? I don't like Waffles because they don't fill you up and you got to have a half dozen to fill you up :( Pancakes and FT you need just about 2 and your done :) Don't see why you think its satan's food ?
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']What the heck is wrong with Pancakes and French Toast? I don't like Waffles because they don't fill you up and you got to have a half dozen to fill you up :( Pancakes and FT you need just about 2 and your done :) Don't see why you think its satan's food ?[/quote]

Well, first you have to let the bread sit around and get stale, then you dip it in gooey solutions, and make it evil.

Pancakes are like regular cake (there's one hint, devil's food) but flatter and more evil.

Plus, pancakes are unleavened. UNLEAVENED!
 
[quote name='Quillion']Well, first you have to let the bread sit around and get stale, then you dip it in gooey solutions, and make it evil.
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ok i don't know how you make your FT, but I just take the bread out, submerge it into the scrambled egg yok, then move it over to the frying pan already covered in melted hot butter, and in less then a few minutes I got a few FT's ready to eat. Now sometimes I add chopped onions and stuff to give it kick.
 
[quote name='Graystone']Its the French. French cooks say "everything must have a sauce"
On top of that sauces come from roman times when they used sauces to cover the taste of food that has went sour.[/QUOTE]

i heard differently. I heard that in olden times the kitchens were so far away from the dining rooms that they used the sauces to keep the food hot for the long journey to the dining room.
 
Knowing domino's, I wouldn't be surprised if the brownies were just their standard bread dough (which they use for the pizza, breadsticks, cheesy bread etc.) mixed with some kind of chocolate powder.
 
I've been getting those ads for these thigns in the mail for a couple of weeks now. Honestly, I prefer home made brownies. Not some stuff thats massproduced. Well, with the exception of the Little Debbie ones with the nuts on top.

But we all know that best brownies are hash brownies lol
 
-Setting: Domino's Corporate Office-

CEO: Well, it seems that I've developed a serious medical problem.

Secretary: What is it sir?

CEO: Well, don't tell anybody, but I've started shitting cubes.

Secretary: Don't hide it! That's MARKETING GENIUS!

Announcer: And thus DOMINO'S BROWNIE SQUARES were born. Now available with any large pizza at menu price
 
[quote name='Man with the Plan']-Setting: Domino's Corporate Office-

CEO: Well, it seems that I've developed a serious medical problem.

Secretary: What is it sir?

CEO: Well, don't tell anybody, but I've started shitting cubes.

Secretary: Don't hide it! That's MARKETING GENIUS!

Announcer: And thus DOMINO'S BROWNIE SQUARES were born. Now available with any large pizza at menu price[/QUOTE]


HOLY SHIT :whistle2:O
 
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