Ashlee Simpson Is A Skank

[Doubledanger]

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Ashlee Simpson has had more work done than her skank sister. Her music sucks, so no wonder she spends so much on her face. She looks like a Real Doll.

 

[ValkyrieVF-1S]

Dude, why do you care so much? :/

 

[Matt Young]

I've always been a fan, and I would still tear that ass up.

 

[Dick Tracy]

[quote name='Matt Young']I've always been a fan, and I would still tear that ass up.[/QUOTE]
Like, I can understand why you'd want to slam her. (Personally, I'd only slam the Ashlee Simpson circa-black hair, pre-plastic surgery)... but I don't understand how that lust can make one a fan of her music. ;o

 

[Scrubsy]

Id still tap that

 

[Matt Young]

[quote name='Brak']Like, I can understand why you'd want to slam her. (Personally, I'd only slam the Ashlee Simpson circa-black hair, pre-plastic surgery)... but I don't understand how that lust can make one a fan of her music. ;o[/QUOTE]

Eh... I can't give you a good reason, but I was entertained enough to watch every episode of her show and I bought her first CD.

 

[lokizz]

yeah her music is shit....both of their music is shit but cmon if you had a chance to hit either of those youd go for it in a heartbeat i know i would......well with jessica id just titty bang her and and maybe get a hummer cause shes been with some skanky ass guys after and during her time with nick.

and i thought ashlee looked decent during her 7th heaven days and she looked pretty hott in her chicago costume but youd have to compete with their dad first before youd ever get to sample the sweet nectar of their puntang. hes always got first dibs and veveryone else gets the slopies.

 

[dastly75]

who gives a about the music, everyone just wants a piece of that ass

 

[Sofa King Kool]

[quote name='Brak']Like, I can understand why you'd want to slam her. (Personally, I'd only slam the Ashlee Simpson circa-black hair, pre-plastic surgery)... but I don't understand how that lust can make one a fan of her music. ;o[/quote]

Her voice could turn him on, maybe?

 

[NeoFrank1]

I'm still trying to figure out how getting (unconfirmed) plastic surgery makes one a skank?

 

[KaneRobot]

The fact that she's an obnoxious, drunk, drugged-out bitch is the real reason she's a skank. Having "unconfirmed" (yeah, right) plastic surgery is sort of a booster pack for said skankdom.

 

[hohez]

I didn't even know she was still a celebrity. Eventually we will be seeing ebay auctions of "save ashlee's house."

 

[Graystone]

As with most celebrity "news" here is the part when I say should I care.

 

[hiccupleftovers]

She'll looked half way decent before. Now it's just garbage.

 

[guyver2077]

whew

thought this was about jessica simpson for a sec

 

[gofishn]

I'd hit it. No shame here.

 

[BIG5]

At Target yesterday, I saw a magazine with Ashlee on the cover and the caption "I Want My Old Face Back!" I couldn't help but laugh.