Been listening since episode one, but damn...Wombat needs a hug. It feels like he really plays games just looking as hard as he can to find things to hate instead of letting the game direct the tone. AAA game with a giant positive reception? SPOILER: WOMBAT WILL BITCH ABOUT IT NONSTOP. Overwatch. Breath of the Wild. RDR2. etc.
I totally agree that RDR2 can add a fast travel system and it will not hurt the core STORY line, but it would massively detract from the intended gameplay loop of discovery and surprise. Why even play at all if you just want to know the story beats? Watch the cinematics on YouTube or read the story summary on Wikipedia. The story missions are possibly the most 'gamified' and boring/predictable missions in the game. Shoot a bunch of guys, chase a train, fetch something, etc. These missions do convey a story built around interesting characters, but don't break any gameplay molds. However, the random events and side missions really are where this particular open world excels. There isn't an Assassin's Creed-ish map drowning in icons. Often, there are only 2-3 'mission icons' on the map at the same time. However, traveling by horse across the map opens up a ton of interesting of-the-moment quests and diversions. Prisoners fighting Marshalls, a circus train that rolled over, a couple guys breaking open a safe in the middle of nowhere, legendary animals, a dude that needs certain wildlife photos set up, a person being kidnapped, etc and on and on. Animals interacting with one another. The best parts of RDR2 really are in pacing yourself and exploring. It's not my game of the year, and it does start very slowly, but once I 'understood' that I had to let the game lead me, it's been a lot more fun. No reason to blitz a game the week it came out (as many of us did with Spider-Man for example). This single player mode can be played in little bursts for the 8 years it may take to release the next one. The controls might be hard to relearn constantly, however. Also, there is a toggle in options to make sprinting and button pounding an on/off toggle, instead of having to tap over and over.
Wombat, you find the joy in a lot of things, where other people glaze over it. Really great hole in the wall restaurants, off the path vacations, neat elements of shows and movies, but with AAA games your perennial stance of having to shit on and find fault with anything that is lauded is tiring and feels like a 15 year old when they finally say '

you dad, I don't need your rules'. I hope you are able to find contentment with things other people like. You've put up with shitty Lego gameplay for years, without souring your enjoyment of that series. Check your tone, partner.
Also, we don't have 6-8 halloween, but that sounds amazing. When my kids were babies I used to have to unplug my doorbell.