Well I went to see my friend at work. As I was leaving this 40 some year old guy came in and I thought he was a little on the wacky side. We will call him Satan. He was dressed all in black, had metal shin plates on, used a walking stick. He had 4 small spikes thru the bridge of his nose, some kind of spikes out of his nostrils and what appeared to be metallic fangs sticking out of his mouth. He wore a necklace that was in reality a knife in a sheath. I told my friend I would hang around since he was the only one working. Satan walks around with his kid and who I assume is his g/f or wife.
He finally picks up a "Doors" cd and proclaims to me, my friend and the few other customers that he was buying it because the Doors had something to say unlike anything else out now. He ranted about today's world. Satan said he was on his way to Kentucky for a violent drug run. He was gonna listen to the cd all the way down. He looked at my friend and said to him "But you don't care about me. You just hope I buy this damn CD!" My friend looked at Satan and told him he was wrong, it was the owner that didn't care. Satan asked my friend if he "loved him?" My friend told him he didn't know him. That quieted Satan down for a sec.
My friend rings up Satan's cd. As he does this, Satan looks at us and says "Ahh, victims of the McDonald's culture. It must be rough on you." Yeah insulting but
him. He looks at me and says "You're an angry man." I replied "You haven't seen angry, yet."
He went on another tirade about the world and how tough it must be to have to work and pay bills unlike him who gets a monthly government check. He tells me it's okay to be angry, he's pissed off at the world. He looks at me and tells me "You're afraid to let out your true self, to be who you truely are. You know if you do, it means a jail sentence in your future!"
Then he goes on about passive resistance and the what not. My size gets brought back up (this time by me). He says something about McDonald's again. I'm tired of him so I told him "I don't eat McDonald's. I was bio-engineered this way." He's confused so I tell him my mom took these pills from this government test before I was born. Shortly after, She became pregnant. So my size is all this big government conspiracy. That's when the conversation became very, very disturbing.
He called my mother a bitch (which pissed me off) and said that it was okay, Did I want to know what he wanted to do to his mother? I can 't repeat what he said but needless to say it involved bloodshed. a bible and several black men. *shudder* I felt very dirty.
When he saw that I wasn't giving him the satisfaction, he said he liked me and bless me. I said that they gave up blessing me a long time ago so save it. He looked at me, raised his hand and said to me "By the powers of Satan, I bless you." On his hand- an upside down pentagram carved into his palm.
He did this all while the kid and woman stood there. How do you submit a child to that? I takes alot to disturb me but this guy was so into his own ideals that he believed them to the core.
Yes I can be the ladle that stirs the pot so to speak to stir shit up. And normally I would have told him to jam his ideals up his ass and leave but this guy was damn sure different. Right now I'm more shook up over what he said about his mother. NO I don't really believe he was Satan in mortal guise. I felt bad for the kid and the others that had to witness this.
Anyone have this kind of weirdness happen to them?.....
He finally picks up a "Doors" cd and proclaims to me, my friend and the few other customers that he was buying it because the Doors had something to say unlike anything else out now. He ranted about today's world. Satan said he was on his way to Kentucky for a violent drug run. He was gonna listen to the cd all the way down. He looked at my friend and said to him "But you don't care about me. You just hope I buy this damn CD!" My friend looked at Satan and told him he was wrong, it was the owner that didn't care. Satan asked my friend if he "loved him?" My friend told him he didn't know him. That quieted Satan down for a sec.
My friend rings up Satan's cd. As he does this, Satan looks at us and says "Ahh, victims of the McDonald's culture. It must be rough on you." Yeah insulting but

He went on another tirade about the world and how tough it must be to have to work and pay bills unlike him who gets a monthly government check. He tells me it's okay to be angry, he's pissed off at the world. He looks at me and tells me "You're afraid to let out your true self, to be who you truely are. You know if you do, it means a jail sentence in your future!"
Then he goes on about passive resistance and the what not. My size gets brought back up (this time by me). He says something about McDonald's again. I'm tired of him so I told him "I don't eat McDonald's. I was bio-engineered this way." He's confused so I tell him my mom took these pills from this government test before I was born. Shortly after, She became pregnant. So my size is all this big government conspiracy. That's when the conversation became very, very disturbing.
He called my mother a bitch (which pissed me off) and said that it was okay, Did I want to know what he wanted to do to his mother? I can 't repeat what he said but needless to say it involved bloodshed. a bible and several black men. *shudder* I felt very dirty.
When he saw that I wasn't giving him the satisfaction, he said he liked me and bless me. I said that they gave up blessing me a long time ago so save it. He looked at me, raised his hand and said to me "By the powers of Satan, I bless you." On his hand- an upside down pentagram carved into his palm.
He did this all while the kid and woman stood there. How do you submit a child to that? I takes alot to disturb me but this guy was so into his own ideals that he believed them to the core.
Yes I can be the ladle that stirs the pot so to speak to stir shit up. And normally I would have told him to jam his ideals up his ass and leave but this guy was damn sure different. Right now I'm more shook up over what he said about his mother. NO I don't really believe he was Satan in mortal guise. I felt bad for the kid and the others that had to witness this.
Anyone have this kind of weirdness happen to them?.....