No creativity.
No technical aptitude required.
No aesthetic quality.
Nope. It's not cool.
Nor eye-catching.
Nor interesting.
Nor worth being proud of.
Yes, this is a major threadcrap.
Considering that you've been around long enough to know the way the community works, you deserve it.
If you actually were a newbie with only 5 posts, I would have given you a free pass and just told you that it's not a good idea to post something like that unless you want to be blindsided by an upwelling of threadcraps and flames.
Heck, I'd have even tried to sheild you from the others threadcrapping and flaming the post, even chastising them on the basis that you were new and didn't know any better.
Since you've been here nearly a year, though, you deserve it.