200 pounds isn't very heavy, especially if someone's tall. If you're trying to insult someone, do it correctly.
Yeah, and insulting other people doesn't make you come off as the friendliest trader here.
Oh, and it's kind of contradictory that you say you don't want to start a fight and in the next line make a blatant insult. Oh, well.
Even if someone here can't detect sarcasm, let it go. You shouldn't be bumping anything in 15 minutes, anyway.