Crazy pet stories.

snotknocker

snotknocker

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I don't have any pets now but I have had a few in my life.
My favorite was a small mutt that my ex-wife had brought home as a puppy. His name was Hoochie. Hoochie loved to get stoned. Back in the day me and my buds used to toke up pretty heavily. We partied in this small room that would fill up with the essence. One day we noticed Hoochie literally licking the air whenever we exhaled.... so we started blowing hits in his face. The little mutt loved it, he was a stoner. If we went into the room and closed the door ,he would scratch and cry till we let him in. Then he would rub up against us tail wagging just begging for some ganja love. When all was said and done the little fellow would actually get the munchies. He would eat anything you gave him....pizza, pretzels, ice cream anything. He would even indulge in a bowl of beer every once and a while. Hoochie eventually died of old age he was 16 in human years. He lived a good life.

I also had a boa that swallowed my mom's cat. Till this day she thinks it ran away. Someday I'll have to come clean and tell her the truth. I'm just afraid she might beat me with a frying pan or something.

Anyway, anybody else have some pet stories they want to share.

Also, I do not condone the use of illicit substances.
 
The dog lived to 16 in human years? Isn't that like 2 or 3 dog years? Or do you mean he lived 16 human years?

I have one, but it's probably not as interesting as that. We once tried to put a leash on my cat and take him outside. This little guy is the very definition of a scardy cat so we weren't too sure how it would go. Well, we got out there and we put him on the grass. He started going nuts, jumping all over the place, into the bushes and stuff. Then he saw the entrance to our apartment building, which is enclosed in glass and thought he could jump in there. He leaped for the entrance and BAM, right into glass, just like the birds in the stupid windex commercials. To make things worse, we forgot our key and couldn't get back in the apartment so we had to buzz a neighbor to let us in.
 
[quote name='roland13x']Animal cruelty much? Ass.[/quote]

He was a happy little pup that lived 16 very happy years. It was'nt like I beat him or starved him. He lived the ultimate " dog's life "
 
Giving your pet a substance like that is just plain wrong, and I have no doubts it falls under the typical heading of animal cruelty. Let me guess, you were in a frat at college, no?
 
[quote name='chickenhawk']The dog lived to 16 in human years? Isn't that like 2 or 3 dog years? Or do you mean he lived 16 human years?

I have one, but it's probably not as interesting as that. We once tried to put a leash on my cat and take him outside. This little guy is the very definition of a scardy cat so we weren't too sure how it would go. Well, we got out there and we put him on the grass. He started going nuts, jumping all over the place, into the bushes and stuff. Then he saw the entrance to our apartment building, which is enclosed in glass and thought he could jump in there. He leaped for the entrance and BAM, right into glass, just like the birds in the stupid windex commercials. To make things worse, we forgot our key and couldn't get back in the apartment so we had to buzz a neighbor to let us in.[/quote]

Pretty funny. I can actually picture that in my minds eye.
 
[quote name='roland13x']Giving your pet a substance like that is just plain wrong, and I have no doubts it falls under the typical heading of animal cruelty. Let me guess, you were in a frat at college, no?[/quote]

I'm not saying it was right. Hell I know it was wrong. I don't need you passing judgement just a crazy pet story if you got one.
 
[quote name='roland13x']Giving your pet a substance like that is just plain wrong, and I have no doubts it falls under the typical heading of animal cruelty. Let me guess, you were in a frat at college, no?[/quote]

Not all fraternities are carbon copies of Animal House. I am offended everytime someones makes the accusation. You are a gamer, so you must be some sorta pimple faced geek who cant get a chick and has a few hours of "private time" with his pc every night.
 
Sorry....you don't actually need to be in a frat to be a frat guy. You just have to do something like give your dog pot. Certainly didn't mean to offend you and your brothers.
 
[quote name='RisingZan']R. I. P. Hoochie. I'm sure someone, somewhere, remembers the life you lived everyday...

...at precisely 4:20 :p[/quote]

I'm sure he's looking down on you (us) with a beem of gratitude for not being forgotten. Thanks
 
[quote name='roland13x']Sorry....you don't actually need to be in a frat to be a frat guy. You just have to do something like give your dog pot. Certainly didn't mean to offend you and your brothers.[/quote]

Give it a break already. We're trying to have good time here. Take your hostility elswhere.
 
[quote name='snotknocker'][quote name='roland13x']Sorry....you don't actually need to be in a frat to be a frat guy. You just have to do something like give your dog pot. Certainly didn't mean to offend you and your brothers.[/quote]

Give it a break already. We're trying to have good time here. Take your hostility elswhere.[/quote]

Lol get em buck.
 
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