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Entertainment Industry Haiku Contest

The next contest will be for a "Super secret happy fun time prize".
Art books . These were both Limited edition Art Books That camewith the game (much like the new Blazblue art book)

You can write Haikus for fun also even if you dont want a prize .


Here is the winner of the first contest
After Hours of deliberation and some input from my wife, I have chosen a winner . Lets Congratulate Danimal for not only some great Haiku’s but the fact that he involved his family in the fun put him over the top (and the sheer number of entries helped also ).


XBox 360
My love's gone away
Just for now, to fix what's wrong
McAllen, Texas

Cheapy D
The King of Finding
Great Deals on All Media
Internet Space Pimp

Phantom Hourglass
Finding the Ghost Ship
Searching for the Phantom Sword
Defeating Bellum

A Nintendogs Haiku
The dogs are so cute
My personal choice for fun
Come here boy! Sit! Stay!

I wanted to add some notable mentions but that literally would have been almost the whole thread. So be sure to read all of them because they truly are creative and entertaining.
Here is the winner of the second contest
Again some great entries , I wish i could hook up everybody . The Haiku i chose is funny every time I read it . Congratulations to moleman for a great Haiku .

Snakes on a Plane

I hate these mother
fucking snakes that are on this
mother fucking plane

Congratulations to Blade and his great Haiku .
Ace Combat 04

Tears like summer sky
I'm leaving, on a jet plane
The sound of sorrow


Rules:

Create a Haiku about a Entertainment Industry related topic
The title should be the name of the Entertainment Industry and the poem has to follow the traditional 5 syllable 7 syllable 5 syllable format



The poem can be as funny or as serious as you want about anything relating to the Entertainment Industry .
Please post as many as you want and spread the word .


Lets have some fun CAG’s.
 
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Gears of War 2 (Xbox 360)
Humans and Locust
are worth the sixty dollars
but not the online.
 
DUKE NUKEM FOREVER

Always bet on Duke
He never fails to succeed
We will miss you Duke.

or

DUKE NUKEM FOREVER

Always bet on Duke
Chews bubble gum and kicks ass
And he's out of gum
 
Ninja Gaiden

I am a ninja
Now chopping off many limbs
My sword is bloody



Thrill Kill

Oh my dear Thrill Kill
The Imp was so damn sexy
Go to hell E A



E3 of old

Booth babes so sexy
Boobies bouncing all around
Come to Atlanta


Mortal Kombat

Give me some red blood
A B A C A B B
Good now finish him
 
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YES - I *love* Haiku contests!!! Here are my crappy submissions:


Pac Man

The delicious trail
of cookies - can't stop eating.
But ghosts taste better.


Kingdom Hearts

King Mickey - you're so
fine, but your keyblade will be
mine - Hey King Mickey!


Kingdom Heart 2

Roxas, I hate your
hair. Nobodies are dumb but
Namine is cool.


Halo 3

The blade pierces the
prophet's heart. He roars. Yeah, It
was good for me too.
 
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Early contender for thread of the year. CAG poetry slam, motherfuckers!

Now, assuming that we can do more than one entry...

Killer7 (GC/PS2)
I do not get it
Seriously, what the fuck
Suda, please explain

Starcraft (PC/Mac/N64)
Zerg are cheating cunts
Terrans turtle endlessly
All for Aiur, bitch

Daikataina (PC, N64, GBC)
Death by ambition
Though better off aborted
Now suck it down, John

Planescape: Torment (PC)
Floating skulls annoy
But will not stop your search for
The nature of man

Mega Man 9 (360, Wii, PS3)
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
fuck, fuck, fuckING SPIKES

Probably more to come.

EDIT: You must read any and all "fucks" as the word "fuck", not as... you know, "SHAQ-FU", for these to work, obviously.
 
Halo (xbox, 360)
-------------------------------
He leaps from nowhere,
deals death like a steel clad god;
Grunts cry Demon! Run!
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Thanks for the contest, whywakeup.
 
Left 4 Dead (Bill)
A lifelong smoker
Really fast for an old dude
You see some “PILLS HERE!!”

Left 4 Dead (Francis)
A tough white biker
Has hatred for the masses
“Get your rear in gear”

Left 4 Dead (Zoey)
Fan of Chuck Taylor

Willing to give you a ‘hand’
Hunter is her ex

Left 4 Dead (Louis)
Ready and alert
His cousin is demoman
The only black man


Francis and Bill quotes are in-game dialogue.
 
XBLA
Too many titles
Launching at twelve-hundred points
Think I'll take a pass


Metal Gear Series
Wacked-out storylines
Stealth, clones, and a possessed hand
Or something like that


(this one's from my son)

Phantom Hourglass
Finding the Ghost Ship
Searching for the Phantom Sword
Defeating Bellum

(last but not least, this one's from my daughter)

A Nintendogs Haiku
The dogs are so cute
My personal choice for fun
Come here boy! Sit! Stay!
 
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Tetris

From skyward, shapes fall
Here comes another S-piece
Just need a long one.

Halo 3

Got the jump on him
Full clip of ammo, but lag.
One shot on my X.
 
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Ninja Gaiden 2
Shurikens, swords, boobs
some pain-in-the-ass boss fights,
and a lot of blood


Street Fighter IV
A worthy sequel.
The online mode ain't so hot,
but what can ya do?
 
Left 4 Dead:

Shooting zombies dead
Has never been so much fun
Hunter's got zoey!

---------------

I'm ready to go
You will spawn as a hunter
Francis is incapped

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Online games in general:

Squeaky children speak
ESRB fails once more
It's past your bed time
 
Metal Gear Solid 4 (PS3)

Snakes gotten quite old
And his fight to stop liquid
ends once and for all

Pokemon

Childhood happiness
defeating gymleaders
pikachu pwns all!
 
WOW !!!! These poems are really really good everybody . Its going to be hard to pick just one . The creativity is astonishing .
I think im going to run a few more contests after this one with some of my rare collectibles from my video game stash . Keep an eye out , and keep the Haiku’s coming .
 
XBox 360
My love's gone away
Just for now, to fix what's wrong
McAllen, Texas
 
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Dark Sector

Im all out of my
incendiary bullets
my glaive is coming

Valkyria Chronicles (spoiler)

"Is" the Darcsen one
imperial gun takes shot
squad seven minus one
 
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Online Gaming

My new headset mike
Spews trash talk from ten year olds
You have been pwned, n00b


Katamari Damacy

Cousins, Prince, and King
Rolling up our destiny
Na na na na na


The Melancholy of Mario and Luigi

Stars and coins grow old
Plumbers seek retirement
Bowser marries Peach


Virtual Console

So many good games
I could play them endlessly
Wish they were for sale


Noby Noby Boy

Not another bite.
Just one! More than wind I break.
I must eat my butt
 
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Super Meat Boy (Wii, PC)
Meat Boy fears nothing
Well, except for lava, natch
Plus salt, blades, missiles...

Smash Bros. Brawl: Ike Edition (Wii)
Oops, that was not right
Should not have hit "A" right there
Nairing to my death

Smash Bros. Brawl: Wario Edition (Wii)
Kirby ain't alone
Wario will devour all
Where's your god now, huh?

General Chaos (Genesis)
Jesus! fuck! How? Why?
I thought machine guns were shit?
Kicking my ass, though!

X-Com: UFO Defence (PC, PS1)
My guns are useless!
Mind control destroys my troops!
Why do I play this?
 
Deadly Creatures
Creepy scorpion
Dangerous tarantula
Game should have sold more

Dead Space
Monsters everywhere
Following me through the vents
Hey what was that noise
 
[quote name='blandstalker']Virtual Console

So many good games
I could play them endlessly
Wish they were for sale


Noby Noby Boy

Not another bite.
Just one! More than wind I break.
I must eat my butt[/QUOTE]
Give this man the $10,000.
 
Rockband 2:

I play on easy
There's an orange button now?
Yellow, Red, Blue, Green

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Grand Theft Auto 4

Roman has a dream
It involves giant titties
Niko got screwed, yo.

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Left 4 Dead

Elevator blocked
That fucking infected team
Can Valve patch this, please?

---------

Four campaigns to choose
I only play No Mercy
What's a Blood Harvest?

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Fallout 3

Kid from 101
Blows the fuck out of a town
Negative Karme
 
SAINTS ROW
Smoked a pound of drow
Capped a sucka in the face
Twelve year old O.G.

Resident Evil 5
The Uroboros
Trying to eat my face off
The other white meat
 
[quote name='Whirly']Call of Duty Four
The Grenades and Gunfire Roars
The A K is beastly[/quote]
quoted so we can laugh at you later when you realize your mistake.

haha
 
Left 4 Dead:
Run here comes a horde
Taste my bullets zombie scum
Oh crap there's a tank

More Left 4 Dead:
Flying through the air
so my gun is no match for
the fist of a tank

Last Left 4 Dead
Hey did you hear that
the cough of a smoker near
hunter pounced on me

Fallout 3:
Terrible Shotgun
liberate that raiders head
damn need to reload

Castle Crashers:
Go go green knight go
wait, not a power ranger
time to crash castles

Braid:
Look I can rewind
See that, it didn't happen
what does this all mean

Fable 2:
Look I have a dog
Stop running away to bark
god I hate this mutt

Dead Space
What the hell was that
Oh god I think I just peed
wet spot on my couch

Ok, I'm done. I'm sure I could keep writing bad haiku's all day.

Alright, one more...

Assassin's Creed:
Wait, not this again
I've gathered intel like this
fifty times by now
 
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