Ever wonder what your dog is thinking?

[Wombat]

well wonder no more

http://www.petco.com/product_info.asp?sku=2648365001&dept_id=-2

Ive seen these for over 100 bucks, and although I doubt it works, for 13 bucks I'm willing to give it a shot. I will update this post when it arrives and tell you if it works.

 

[zion]

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[crystalklear64]

Lol thats awesome. Let us know how that works out for you.

 

[screwkick]

Yeah, she's thinking surely death cannot be this busy.

 

[onetrackmind]

my dog never barks, only at the vaccum and thats cause shes scared of it. But i'm curious if this actually works.

 

[JimmieMac]

"I wonder if I'll be reunited with my testicles when I get to hell?"

 

[JimmieMac]

"What the fu(k is this black rubbery lookin shit around my teeth?"

 

[Wlogan31]

My dogs' thoughts go something like this:

Food, food, food, food, sleep, food, poop, sleep, food, food, sleep, pee, sleep..

You get the drift...only other consistent thought is: "It's 3 a.m., I should bark loud and for a prolonged period of time..."

Good luck w/ this one

 

[basketkase543]

"Hahaha, look at that stupid human. He'll never know the plans that I have for him. Hey, why is he staring at me that way? What does that thing in his hand say? D-O-G Trans...la..tor??? Oh shit...uh...bark bark"

 

[MrBadExample]

I bought one of these a couple of months ago from Petco for $20. It's amusing but I feel sorry for the suckers who bought it at $100. Some of the translations seemed a bit off but most seemed accurate. The Home Alone feature was cool just to get an idea of what my dog barks at while I'm at work. For $13 I'd recommend it easily.

 

[epobirs]

If you want to know what dogs are thinking, check out Christopher Moore's 'The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove.' Your dog doesn't know your name. You are 'Food Guy.'

 

[mtxbass1]

Note: Only get this if your dog barks a lot. Otherwise it won't really do you much good. We got one of these for Christmas and our dog never barks...so it was kinda pointless really. Needless to say it went back to KBtoys where it was 9.99

 

[JimmieMac]

"Yes, being able to lick your own dick is everything you'd think it would be and more"

 

[Mookyjooky]

[quote name='Wombat5277']well wonder no more

http://www.petco.com/product_info.asp?sku=2648365001&dept_id=%2D2

Ive seen these for over 100 bucks, and although I doubt it works, for 13 bucks I'm willing to give it a shot. I will update this post when it arrives and tell you if it works.[/QUOTE]

It doesnt... I had one... bulky too.

 

[JimmieMac]

"Yeah, I don't really know why I eat my own turd either."

 

[Wlogan31]

[quote name='JimmieMac']"Yeah, I don't really know why I eat my own turd either."[/QUOTE]

Someone is having WAY too much fun w/ this one

 

[JimmieMac]

"Remember that one time when you thought I took a shit on the kitchen floor and you kicked me across the room? That wasn't me, it was one of those trick ass bitches you had up in here last night. Prick"

 

[Wombat]

My dog did try to violate cheapyd, maybe now I will find out what she sees in him.

 

[CheapyD]

[quote name='Wombat5277']My dog did try to violate cheapyd, maybe now I will find out what she sees in him.[/QUOTE]She's probably after me Lucky Charms!
Damn these bitches...always going for my crotch.