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I was cleaning up around my house, and managed to find an unopened / un-used Gears 2 "map pack / 48 hour trial" insert. I already have the pack (I got it the day it came out, but ended up selling Gears 2, and re-buying it at a later date; apparently the second copy I purchased came with another code).

So, I'll be giving it away. How to win it? Well, the first person to post something that amuses me, will get the code. Simple enough, right? Let the games begin.
 
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A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.
This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
very traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:


Two good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are
packing your supplies into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield
with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy
T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.


When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you
for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and
starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.


Now I've had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th,
24th & 29th. Also July 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 10th, 13th, 16th &
22nd, August 1,3,7,9, 15th & three times this morning, and very likely again tomorrow.
So tell your friends to be careful.


P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for
$1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at
McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home
Depot.

Be careful out there.
 
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Edit: Fixed the image. It made me laugh hopefully it amused you :)
 
I hope people find this funny and not offending.

(Some story that was sent to me from a friend. A joke obviously)

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand.
There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her....'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag...'

'Damn!' says the little old lady ....'I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!'


'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that money,
did you steal it?'


'Oh, no', says the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of Wrigley Field.
Each time there's a game; a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!
So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little
thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!'


'Hey, not a bad idea!' laughs the cop. 'OK, good luck! By the way what's in the other bag?'


'Well', says the little old lady, 'Some guys think I'm bluffing.'
 
The CIA has three male candidates for one assassin position.

On the final day of testing, the CIA proctor leads the first male candidate to a large steel door and hands him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions, regardless of the circumstances," he explains. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her."

The man is horrified, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!"

"Well," says the proctor, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then."

The CIA proctor leads the second male candidate to another large steel door and hands him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions, no matter what the circumstances," the proctor explains. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her."

The second man steadies himself, takes the gun and enters the room. After three quiet minutes, the man exits the room with tears in his eyes. "I wanted to do it -- I just couldn't pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not the right man for the job."

Finally, the CIA proctor leads the third male candidate to yet another large steel door and hands him a gun. "We must be sure that you will follow instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her."

The man takes the gun, enters the room, and before the door even closes completely behind him, he's fired off six shots. Then all hell breaks loose behind the door -- cursing, screaming, crashing. Suddenly, all goes quiet.

The door opens slowly, the man exits, and wiping the sweat from his brow, he says, "Did you guys know the gun was loaded with blanks? I had to beat the bitch to death with the chair!"
 
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